I know this is crazy... Here's my number

mtjm

Was on the Dart on Monday evening, and this beautiful woman got on the train and she was standing beside me and I couldn't stop glancing over at her she was so cute, nice legs, nice bum and nice long blonde hair. When I was getting off I felt like saying "I know this is crazy and I only just met you, here's my number" I had a look at her fingers to see any rings so all signs she's single:

I bottled out at the end, has anyone ever been in this situation ya see a hot looking chick and ya kinda wanna ask her out but afraid if she says now in front of everyone

MagicMarker

mtjm wrote: »

I bottled out at the end, has anyone ever been in this situation ya see a hot looking chick and ya kinda wanna ask her out but afraid if she says now in front of everyone

No, I'm pretty sure you're the first person to ever experience this.

mikemac1

Monday?

Have you seen her since?

The best after hours threads have started off like this
Are you looking for advice OP?

Skerries

I've sprung a leak so call a plumber

chin_grin

Was her name "maybe"? :pac:

Jaysus...I've never watched this video...someone give that fella a sambo!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic

madma

holy crap OP

you shoud write a book about it

Ghandee

Did it years ago to a really nice girl working in a cafe in Melbourne.

Hours later my phone rang, a few hours after that we were in a bar together enjoying the craic!

You never know until you take the risk.

Fizman

chin_grin wrote: »

Was her name "maybe"? :pac:

Frank.

Chuck Stone

Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
Forget my number
And keep the baby

christmas2012

Track her every monday,and give her looks,she wont think youre a creep then ask her say 'oh i know this is crazy,but heres my number so call me maybe'',she wont think youre nuts or desperate at all :pac:

mtjm

mtjm wrote: »

I bottled out at the end, has anyone ever been in this situation ya see a hot looking chick and ya kinda wanna ask her out but afraid if she says now in front of everyone

kind of a fantasy of mine tbh

ColeTrain

You should have gotten off at her stop and followed her.
Girls love being chased.

danniemcq

do you have a condom?

no?

so anal maybe

mtjm

Haven't seen her since she either got off at Portmarnock or Malahide as I got off at Clongriffin Station, just I've not stopped thinking abou ther

Jesus Shaves

When I'm in these situations I normally just go over and start humping her leg.
Works all the time

If anyone uses that line as a chat-up line, then they deserve to be punched.

chin_grin

I don't know who you are....

Cassidy28

ColeTrain wrote: »

You should have gotten off at her stop and followed her.
Girls love being chased.

Stalker

frozenfrozen

op you need to do this, get it on video

hondasam

Real man would have asked for her number. Sorry OP. better luck next time.

smash

mtjm wrote: »

When I was getting off I felt like saying "I know this is crazy and I only just met you, here's my number"

Pretty sure she would have laughed at you... and then told you that you got the lyrics wrong too!

ColeTrain

Cassidy28 wrote: »

Stalker

Don't think of me as a stalker, just a security guard outside your window working for free.

hondasam

smash wrote: »

Pretty sure she would have laughed at you... and then told you that you got the lyrics wrong too!

They don't laugh in the movies.

chin_grin

ColeTrain wrote: »

Don't think of me as a stalker, just a security guard outside your window working for free.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Carles Puyol

Shut have went for it, if for nothing else but the entertainment factor...

..for everyone else that is :P

smash

hondasam wrote: »

They don't laugh in the movies.

Maybe she would have run down the carriages waving at him out the winds at the train left....

Lawrence1895

mtjm wrote: »

Was on the Dart on Monday evening, and this beautiful woman got on the train and she was standing beside me and I couldn't stop glancing over at her she was so cute, nice legs, nice bum and nice long blonde hair. When I was getting off I felt like saying "I know this is crazy and I only just met you, here's my number" I had a look at her fingers to see any rings so all signs she's single:

I bottled out at the end, has anyone ever been in this situation ya see a hot looking chick and ya kinda wanna ask her out but afraid if she says now in front of everyone

Not everybody wears rings these days, she might have been on the way home from work, and there are jobs, where you are not allowed to wear rings, I suppose.

But, I guess, there are some shy guys out there, it's nothing to be ashamed of

hondasam

smash wrote: »

Maybe she would have run down the carriages waving at him out the winds at the train left....

I'm sure lots of men and women have met like this and lived happily ever after.

smash

hondasam wrote: »

I'm sure lots of men and women have met like this and lived happily ever after.

That's because they were going separate ways!

Knex*

mtjm wrote: »

When I was getting off I felt like saying "I know this is crazy and I only just met you, here's my number"

OP, for even contemplating saying the above line you have just surrendered all rights to your man card. Please hand it back in.

ejmaztec

These cases generally end up in court with somebody getting put on the sex-offenders' register, and it's usually not the woman:(.

nacho libre

mtjm wrote: »

Was on the Dart on Monday evening, and this beautiful woman got on the train and she was standing beside me and I couldn't stop glancing over at her she was so cute, nice legs, nice bum and nice long blonde hair. When I was getting off I felt like saying "I know this is crazy and I only just met you, here's my number" I had a look at her fingers to see any rings so all signs she's single:

I bottled out at the end, has anyone ever been in this situation ya see a hot looking chick and ya kinda wanna ask her out but afraid if she says now in front of everyone

I was in a similar situation last saturday. I caught eyes with a woman as she was coming up an escalator, she seemed to smile at me. Still I was afraid to go back in case i'd come across as crazy( you know read into something that wasn't there). Still on reflection, it would only have been a few minutes of embarassment

smash

ejmaztec wrote: »

These cases generally end up in court with somebody getting put on the sex-offenders' register, and it's usually not the woman:(.

We can live in hope though...

Scanlas The 2nd

mtjm wrote: »

Was on the Dart on Monday evening, and this beautiful woman got on the train and she was standing beside me and I couldn't stop glancing over at her she was so cute, nice legs, nice bum and nice long blonde hair. When I was getting off I felt like saying "I know this is crazy and I only just met you, here's my number" I had a look at her fingers to see any rings so all signs she's single:

I bottled out at the end, has anyone ever been in this situation ya see a hot looking chick and ya kinda wanna ask her out but afraid if she says now in front of everyone

Wrestling a crocodile is crazy, asking a woman out is normal. Say " I know this is normal and I only just met you, put your number in my phone"

mattjack

That's actually how I met my wife.Weeks and weeks of eye contact on an intercity train with her and eventually made some small talk with her.

One thing lead to another and one sunny evening I finally plucked up enough courage to ask her out.

So , OP , if I was you I'd ask her out.... I'm sick of the bitch and want a divorce ..she's in work today and will be travelling home on an evening Dart.

Musiconomist

I got off my bus a few years ago to ask a girl out. I was working up the courage to do it for about two weeks.

I followed her up her road (I didnt have the sense/bravery to stop her). When I realised she was turning into a driveway, I made some kind of greeting-like warble. She turned around to talk to me, and didnt know who I was, or why I had followed her. I managed to get about 500 words out in two lungfuls, some of which were "stupid", "ask", "so sorry", "you", "sooooooo" and "number?". Some auld biddy neighbour was gardening, and was looking over to see if she needed help (I'm 6'4). God, some cringes never die.

I only realised when talking to her face to face that she was at least 6 or 7 years older than me. I was 19/20 at the time. She told me she had a boyfriend. I should have run when I saw that she lived in an adults house. She was really nice about the whole thing, and even shouted over "Oh, it's ok, I know him" to her neighbour, in a lovely Scotch accent.

Ah well. Needless to say... DART

Jaxxy

Just talk to her next time you see her on the train OP! Personally I love it when I get asked out by a completely sober person. :pac:

phasers

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

Nothingbetter2d

mtjm wrote: »

Was on the Dart on Monday evening, and this beautiful woman got on the train and she was standing beside me and I couldn't stop glancing over at her she was so cute, nice legs, nice bum and nice long blonde hair. When I was getting off I felt like saying "I know this is crazy and I only just met you, here's my number" I had a look at her fingers to see any rings so all signs she's single:

I bottled out at the end, has anyone ever been in this situation ya see a hot looking chick and ya kinda wanna ask her out but afraid if she says now in front of everyone

send a text to metro ireland admitting your undying love for this blonde like the other saddo's do