Morgan Freeman to marry his step granddaughter

Scanlas The 2nd

What do you make of this? He's been fukcing is wife's granddaughter since she was 17. She's 27 now and they are planning on getting married.

http://indiatoday.intoday.in/story/morgan-freeman-to-marry-step-granddaughter-edena-miles/1/171428.html

refusetolose

he got more than what he bargained for

Basq

If he narrated the ceremony, they'd probably release it.... and it'd do well too!

The King of Moo

Send him to jail!!


But don't let him have any posters.

Mr Benevolent

Nothing illegal about that and she gets plenty of cash. Good deal all round.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Your move, Woody Allen.

I'd gladly see a sextape with Morgan Freeman starring in it and narrating it too. It'd be like a dirty March of the Penguins.

Scanlas The 2nd

Confab wrote: »

Nothing illegal about that and she gets plenty of cash. Good deal all round.

His current wife can't be too happy being replaced by her granddaughter.

ChunkyLover_53

Aparently his wife came home early and caught him at it with her and he had his trousers around his ankles.

He was completely taken by surprise, his wife stormed off, he tried to run after her to explain but forgot his trousers were around his ankles and ended up doing the March of the Penguins


...I'll get me coat.

Mountainlad

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

His current wife can't be too happy being replaced by her granddaughter.

Not her grandaughter, his first wifes grandaughter.

http://www.imperfectparent.com/topics/2012/01/31/morgan-freeman-will-not-marry-his-step-granddaughter/

Weiredst thing I've heard as far as celebrities go. Then again I don't pay to much attention to celebrities.

mikemac1

OP, that report is from last January

And he dismissed everything many times since

I thought this was breaking news

christmas2012

fvcking hell.. :eek: really - sometimes truth is stranger than fiction,i wouldnt have had him marked down like that..but then again i dont know him personally

Alpish

I don't believe it, another one of those press stories to drum up sales.

Scioch

All lies according to him.

http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/morgan_freeman_not_planning_to_marry_Lc6E6fwE9xIguQ1Ju98vIN

"The recent reports of any pending marriage or romantic relationship of me to anyone are defamatory fabrications from the tabloid media designed to sell papers," Morgan says, shooting down the widely circulated rumor that his second marriage to costume designer Myrna Colley-Lee crumbled in 2008 because of a romance with his step-granddaughter. "What is even more alarming is that these fabrications are now being picked up by the legitimate press as well."

The King of Moo

Board member: Do you feel you’re a pervert?
Morgan Freeman: "Pervert?" Well now, let me see. You know, I don’t have any idea what that means.
Board member: Well, it means that you’re a bit deviant in terms of…
Morgan Freeman: I know what you think it means, sonny. To me it’s just a made up word. Journalist's word, so young fellows like yourself can wear a suit and a tie and have a job. What do you really want to know. Am I sorry for what I did?
Board member: Well, are you?
Morgan Freeman: There’s not a day goes by that I don’t feel regret. Not because I’m in here and because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then in January, a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. Try and talk some sense into him. Tell him the way things are. But I can’t. That kid’s long gone, and this old man is all that is left. I gotta live with that. Pervert? That’s just a bull**** word. So you go on and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. ‘Cause, to tell you the truth, I don’t give a ****.

MisterEpicurus

He would argue that he's a Free Man and thus can do whatever he wants.

mikemac1

Sure he said himself he was Irish when he was asked in the prison yard

We have to back one of our own

Lady von Purple

False.

Dunny

"Im Morgan Freeman, and I'm f**king your granddaughter. Thank you for listening."

FishBowel

He's black and do anything he wants. Criticise him makes you racist!

LaVail

It's time to get busy living or get busy dying

Boombastic

Ariyah Shallow Bongo wrote: »

Your move, Woody Allen.

What about Ronnie Wood, does he get a turn too?:pac:

The King of Moo

FishBowel wrote: »

He's black and do anything he wants. Criticise him makes you racist!

No it doesn't.

Additionally, I could criticise you and I'd be right, because you're wrong.

Also, apologies for the bolded text; I've a feeling you might not like it.

LLU

The King of Moo wrote: »

Board member: Do you feel you’re a pervert?
Morgan Freeman: "Pervert?" Well now, let me see. You know, I don’t have any idea what that means.
Board member: Well, it means that you’re a bit deviant in terms of…
Morgan Freeman: I know what you think it means, sonny. To me it’s just a made up word. Journalist's word, so young fellows like yourself can wear a suit and a tie and have a job. What do you really want to know. Am I sorry for what I did?
Board member: Well, are you?
Morgan Freeman: There’s not a day goes by that I don’t feel regret. Not because I’m in here and because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then in January, a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. Try and talk some sense into him. Tell him the way things are. But I can’t. That kid’s long gone, and this old man is all that is left. I gotta live with that. Pervert? That’s just a bull**** word. So you go on and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. ‘Cause, to tell you the truth, I don’t give a ****.

We've all done it. Put a lot of work into producing a good post, and then wait for everyone to thank it. Well credit where credit's due, not only am I thanking it but I'm drawing attention to it here so that others can see it and thank it. Well done sir, it made me laugh.

The King of Moo

LLU wrote: »

We've all done it. Put a lot of work into producing a good post, and then wait for everyone to thank it. Well credit where credit's due, not only am I thanking it but I'm drawing attention to it here so that others can see it and thank it. Well done sir, it made me laugh.

Thanks, though I can't take any credit for that. I copied and pasted the quote, and only changed about five words.

Logical Fallacy

The King of Moo wrote: »

Also, apologies for the bolded text; I've a feeling you might not like it.

It's bigger and blacker than the rest of the text, he definitely won't like it.

Ficheall

Deleted User wrote: »

It'd be like a dirty March of the Penguins.

They already have one of those. It's called "Farce of the Penguins" and is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson. It's not great though.

LLU wrote: »

We've all done it. Put a lot of work into producing a good post,

Have you, really?

Sea Filly

It's a bit mank.

Sea Filly

LordSmeg wrote: »

All lies according to him.

http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/morgan_freeman_not_planning_to_marry_Lc6E6fwE9xIguQ1Ju98vIN

Well, he would say that, wouldn't he?

:pac:

Nothingbetter2d

Morgan Freeman's Bucket List

become a famous actor
make millions of dollars
travel all around the world
make a movie about prison
make a movie about penguins
have an iconic and much imitated voice
do voiceovers for animated movies
marry step granddaughter

Anyone have Josh Robert Thomspon's contact details? Would love to try and convince him to narrate a porno and dub over the voices in Morgan Freeman's voice.

"Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, just like that, just - like - that. That's how I like it, oh yes"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbIqL-lN1B4

prinz

Deleted User wrote: »

Anyone have Josh Robert Thomspon's contact details?

Damn he's a good De Niro. :pac:

biko

Old/fake/celebs.