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caught a biting fcuking insect yoke on my arm

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  • #52
    squod
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,704 ✭✭✭squod


    mcmoustache wrote: »
    It might have been a mosquito. I caught one in the act two nights ago. They're bastards. Now, I have a huge red swelled are on my leg.

    I don't react well to them and they also seem to love me. I caught another last night in the bedroom and took great pleasure in hunting and killing him. Fúcker.

    Coulda fuhked it up the bum first.


  • #53
    paddy147
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 15,858 ✭✭✭✭paddy147


    Carbon Bootprint wrote: »
    Isn't this how Jeff Goldblum got his start?


    Yeah,but he also just happened to have a particle matter transporter too.;)


  • #54
    ilovesleep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭ilovesleep


    So I was in the bathroom spreading bread soda on my arm and rubbing it in and a moth flies into my face.


  • #55
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    ilovesleep wrote: »
    So I was in the bathroom spreading bread soda on my arm and rubbing it in and a moth flies into my face.

    Who keeps bread soda in their bathroom ?


  • #56
    ilovesleep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭ilovesleep


    steddyeddy wrote: »
    Baking soda!!!!



    I don't have baking soda. I have baking powder and bread soda so I went with the bread soda because that's great stuff altogether for cleaning and things, apparently. That's what I was told.


  • #57
    steddyeddy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,564 ✭✭✭✭steddyeddy


    ilovesleep wrote: »
    So I was in the bathroom spreading bread soda on my arm and rubbing it in and a moth flies into my face.

    Moths love you too so! Leave your bedroom window open tonight and your in for some loving!


  • #58
    ilovesleep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭ilovesleep


    steddyeddy wrote: »
    Moths love you too so! Leave your bedroom window open tonight and your in for some loving!


    I went to my room, switched of the light, went to bed, the dog in the bed and she sticks her snout in my face. I'm getting enough loving.


  • #59
    steddyeddy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,564 ✭✭✭✭steddyeddy


    ilovesleep wrote: »
    I went to my room, switched of the light, went to bed, the dog in the bed and she sticks her snout in my face. I'm getting enough loving.

    Lucky you! I must be doing something wrong!!


  • #60
    rambutman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 287 ✭✭rambutman


    got many a horsefly bite............going swimming down the river, come out and they'd be on ya - like midges but on a larger scale........sore too


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  • #61
    ilovesleep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭ilovesleep


    Night now. Thanks for helping me tonight.


  • #62
    TheStook
    Registered Users Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭TheStook


    Outkast_IRE wrote: »
    In a few months time expect a fully formed maggot to eat its way out of your skin .
    http://www.vexman.com/maggot.jpg

    Dont click the link if squeamish :)

    That pictures fake isn't it? Has to be fake, of course its fake, how is it not fake, IS IT FAKE?
    WHY DID I CLICK THE LINK GOD DAMNIT


  • #63
    steddyeddy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,564 ✭✭✭✭steddyeddy


    TheStook wrote: »
    That pictures fake isn't it? Has to be fake, of course its fake, how is it not fake, IS IT FAKE?
    WHY DID I CLICK THE LINK GOD DAMNIT

    This isnt though! The damage a giant centipede bite can do!

    Warning this is quite graphic!


  • #64
    TheStook
    Registered Users Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭TheStook


    steddyeddy wrote: »
    This isnt though! The damage a giant centipede bite can do!

    Warning this is quite graphic!

    See, now I know I shouldn't click on that link but i'm too damn curious for my own good. **** you in advance, and Outkast, **** the lot of yee.! (Not joking, deadly serious)


  • #65
    mcmoustache
    Registered Users Posts: 7,237 ✭✭✭mcmoustache


    steddyeddy wrote: »
    Im calling peta!!!! Your in for it now mcmoustache!!

    It's OK. I have PETA-Spray for getting rid of them. It smells a bit like bacon.

    squod wrote: »
    Coulda fuhked it up the bum first.

    I was hardly going to admit to that here, now, was I?


  • #66
    steddyeddy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,564 ✭✭✭✭steddyeddy


    TheStook wrote: »
    See, now I know I shouldn't click on that link but i'm too damn curious for my own good. **** you in advance, and Outkast, **** the lot of yee.! (Not joking, deadly serious)

    Glad your serious or else I would have had to put a more graphic one up!


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  • #67
    TheStook
    Registered Users Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭TheStook


    steddyeddy wrote: »
    This isnt though! The damage a giant centipede bite can do!

    Warning this is quite graphic!

    Ah that has to be fake, i'm currently in a battle with me stomach trying to convince it that that was fake. I regret pressing that link more that anything in my life. Nobody click on that link. No more pictures, no more pain.


  • #68
    steddyeddy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,564 ✭✭✭✭steddyeddy


    TheStook wrote: »
    Ah that has to be fake, i'm currently in a battle with me stomach trying to convince it that that was fake. I regret pressing that link more that anything in my life. Nobody click on that link. No more pictures, no more pain.

    Its supposed to be one of the most painful insect bites after the bullet ant. Usually people beg to have their limbs amputated post bite!


  • #69
    smokedeels
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,883 ✭✭✭smokedeels


    Are you on twitter?


  • #70
    mcmoustache
    Registered Users Posts: 7,237 ✭✭✭mcmoustache


    TheStook wrote: »
    Ah that has to be fake, i'm currently in a battle with me stomach trying to convince it that that was fake. I regret pressing that link more that anything in my life. Nobody click on that link. No more pictures, no more pain.

    Check out the NOPE thread in Cool Vids/Pics/Links. There are some impressive biting insects/arachnids and their victims there.


  • #71
    TheStook
    Registered Users Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭TheStook


    steddyeddy wrote: »
    Its supposed to be one of the most painful insect bites after the bullet ant. Usually people beg to have their limbs amputated post bite!

    So that picture was real? *Gulps


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  • #72
    Bombay Allee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Bombay Allee


    hornets have been flying into dublin via berlin


  • #73
    TheStook
    Registered Users Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭TheStook


    mcmoustache wrote: »
    Check out the NOPE thread in Cool Vids/Pics/Links. There are some impressive biting insects/arachnids and their victims there.

    I think I'll pass on that one kind sir. Thanks for informing me though, I'll be up all night hovering over the thread now.


  • #74
    mcmoustache
    Registered Users Posts: 7,237 ✭✭✭mcmoustache


    Bombay Allee wrote: »
    hornets have been flying into dublin via berlin

    I lived in Cyprus for a year as a kid and they had scary red hornets there near any source of water. Those feckers are like wasps on steroids. Their sting is pretty bad but they'll sting you a couple of times given the chance.

    If I remember correctly, according to children's mythology:

    One sting - sore
    Two stings - taken to hospital
    Three stings - sent home to country of origin
    Four stings - you die.

    Ah, the innocence.

    I got stung twice during that year and while sore, it wasn't much worse that a wasp sting.


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