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Thinking of doing porn. Is it all that bad?

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  • Registered Users Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    You're at a funny age really, you'll mature a lot and change as a person in the next five years. I'm 24 now and when I think back to my late teens, I cringe at some of the things I got up to. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,258 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Girl I went to school with did porn, used her real name :pac: EVERYONE saw it, including her parents. All you need is one person in your hometown to find it, and everybody knows in a few hours.

    It was a gas time.

    That's gonna be a massive problem in the future of Irish Porn!

    Most of the kids who are born around my way these days have already been given porn star names by their parents.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,874 ✭✭✭EGAR


    This thread is getting boring, infantile spoutings by a clearly attention seeking OP coupled :D with sexual inexperience by same OP - YAWN.











    **waits for hissy fit, go awwwwwn


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Ah good old Aideen from Waterford.

    You should note this example OP, Ireland is a small place, if you do porn the chances are everyone you know will see it.

    Yeah I thought about that straight away. Especially for gay porn it would spread like wildfire if the audience found out I was Irish.
    I can't think of any Irish guys doing mainstream porn and even the guy I got talking to isn't very mainstream.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Of course I'm still a virgin. That's why I want to do this and get ****d in front of an audience of thousands of pervy men. What could be hotter?

    No and even if I was I think that would be a really sick thing to do. I'll tell you that I've never gotten fcuked though. But I'm not going to be bottoming. I refuse to do it.

    You won't have a say in the matter. That one I linked to, she had to take a ****ing enema for the first time on camera at 18. If your lucky it will only be one big black African man offering anal without.

    You'd better record the sound your farts make if your partial to 'em becuase they'll end up sounding like this.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    Girl I went to school with did porn, used her real name :pac: EVERYONE saw it, including her parents. All you need is one person in your hometown to find it, and everybody knows in a few hours.

    It was a gas time.

    Ah good old Aideen from Waterford.

    You should note this example OP, Ireland is a small place, if you do porn the chances are everyone you know will see it.


    Was that the ****ed in Ireland series? Was one not from tallagh too and became pretty famous?

    OP your life but maybe you should talk to a career advice person and not a porn star. Down the line you might regret it and if you sign a contract with a production company you might have to do stuff you don't want to do and breach of contract means they'll sue your ass.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    "Amateur" porn is the current professional porn. It's litteraly a market anybody can do be it something along the lines of web chat streams or a certain site where people sell clips.

    Than in itself, plus pirarcy pretty much beat the life out of the porno industry leaving it more of a pretty unsustainable career choice than it already was.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,258 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Was that the ****ed in Ireland series? Was one not from tallagh too and became pretty famous?

    OP your life but maybe you should talk to a career advice person and not a porn star. Down the line you might regret it and if you sign a contract with a production company you might have to do stuff you don't want to do and breach of contract means they'll sue your ass.

    If there's anything left of it!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Ah good old Aideen from Waterford.

    You should note this example OP, Ireland is a small place, if you do porn the chances are everyone you know will see it.
    EGAR wrote: »
    This thread is getting boring, infantile spoutings by a clearly attention seeking OP coupled :D with sexual inexperience by same OP - YAWN.









    **waits for hissy fit, go awwwwwn


    I'm sorry if I appear to be attention seeking but yeah this is a possiblity for me. I'm fairly hung and have the look for it so it could be real easy money for me. I'd have to swallow some of my morals in order to do it but I think at a push, it could be done. There are very few options open to me right now I think I should consider all the things I'm thrown.

    If you get bored you can go man. I don't want to entertain you. Unless you're that way and is part of my target market. But that might not happen at all.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,258 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    1ZRed wrote: »
    I'm sorry if I appear to be attention seeking but yeah this is a possiblity for me. I'm fairly hung and have the look for it so it could be real easy money for me. I'd have to swallow some of my morals

    It won't only be morals you'll be swallowing!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Ah good old Aideen from Waterford.

    You should note this example OP, Ireland is a small place, if you do porn the chances are everyone you know will see it.
    EGAR wrote: »
    This thread is getting boring, infantile spoutings by a clearly attention seeking OP coupled :D with sexual inexperience by same









    **waits for hissy fit, go awwwwwn


    I'm sorry if I appear to be attention seeking but yeah this is a possiblity for me. I'm fairly hung and have the look for it so it could be real easy money for me. I'd have to swallow some of my morals in order to do it but I think at a push, it could be done. There are very few options open to me right now I think I should consider all the things I'm thrown.

    If you get bored you can go man. I don't want to entertain you. Unless you're that way and is part of my target market. But that might not happen at all.

    Become an escort, meant to be some good money in that.. Well so I hear..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Sindri wrote: »
    You won't have a say in the matter. That one I linked to, she had to take a ****ing enema for the first time on camera at 18. If your lucky it will only be one big black African man offering anal without.

    You'd better record the sound your farts make if your partial to 'em becuase they'll end up sounding like this.

    You do get to decide what to do. I've downloaded the application and you tick the boxes. The more you're willing to do the more money you make.

    Gay porn is different and you might not get that but there is money there. Look I'd like to post links to some websites but I suppose I shouldn't. They take pride in treating there "stars" with respect and a lot of pornstars back that claim up BUT yes they want to exploit me because I'm a potential earner for them. I get it. I'm not stupid and I don't dive into things quickly without thinking of the consequences.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Did you sign the gullibility waiver yet?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    1ZRed wrote: »
    You do get to decide what to do. I've downloaded the application and you tick the boxes. The more you're willing to do the more money you make.

    Gay porn is different and you might not get that but there is money there. Look I'd like to post links to some websites but I suppose I shouldn't. They take pride in treating there "stars" with respect and a lot of pornstars back that claim up BUT yes they want to exploit me because I'm a potential earner for them. I get it. I'm not stupid and I don't dive into things quickly without thinking of the consequences.

    Lol at the innocence of it all.


  • Posts: 25,611 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Sindri wrote: »
    You won't have a say in the matter. That one I linked to, she had to take a ****ing enema for the first time on camera at 18. If your lucky it will only be one big black African man offering anal without.

    She decided to do it, she had a say in the matter. Also she's still in the industry and producing etc. so if she has such a huge issue with the whole thing she's more than a bit of a hypocrite.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,258 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    Lol at the innocence of it all.

    You say Tomato, I say Stupidato!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    1ZRed wrote: »
    You do get to decide what to do. I've downloaded the application and you tick the boxes. The more you're willing to do the more money you make.

    Gay porn is different and you might not get that but there is money there. Look I'd like to post links to some websites but I suppose I shouldn't. They take pride in treating there "stars" with respect and a lot of pornstars back that claim up BUT yes they want to exploit me because I'm a potential earner for them. I get it. I'm not stupid and I don't dive into things quickly without thinking of the consequences.
    Why would you start a thread asking opinions on the porn industry and then proceed to lecture those who paint a negative picture? Seems you already have all the information you need (or want to hear).

    Also if gay porn is so different to straight porn then I can't help thinking that your question would be better directed at your peers in the gay community - that is if serious.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,874 ✭✭✭EGAR


    1ZRed wrote: »
    If you get bored you can go man. I don't want to entertain you. Unless you're that way and is part of my target market. But that might not happen at all.


    That's ok, I am a woman :D. And what way would that be? Gay, perhaps?

    That way, eh?

    Niiice. :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    You say Tomato, I say Stupidato!

    Hey man do you want to cool the insults? I'm hearing what a lot of people are saying and they have good points.

    Telling me I'm stupid and innocent when they have no experience in the subject is annoying. Yeah I've little contact in the area myself but it's more than what you can say. Ok make your point but don't insult me.

    Look I'm a candidate for it. I tick the appropriate boxes in order to do it so between this and modelling I'll really consider it.

    It's only because of the guy I'm seeing who's a part time model that I'm focusing on this because that industry is way more cut throat and he's only doing it for work.
    I haven't told him about this though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    1ZRed wrote: »
    It's only because of the guy I'm seeing who's a part time model that I'm focusing on this because that industry is way more cut throat and he's only doing it for work.
    I haven't told him about this though.

    True, porn industry is more deep throat than cut.

    /exits


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭Mance Rayder


    Are you the same person that, was drinking vodka last night, becouse you couldnt go to college?

    LOL your considering porn to pay off college??

    You do know it's illegal here right?

    Whats the drink tonight? G&T?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    LOL your considering porn to pay off college??

    You do know it's illegal here right?

    I didn't know that. And it wouldn't be here that I'd be doing porn. Most likely England.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,258 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Hey man do you want to cool the insults? I'm hearing what a lot of people are saying and they have good points.

    Telling me I'm stupid and innocent when they have no experience in the subject is annoying. Yeah I've little contact in the area myself but it's more than what you can say. Ok make your point but don't insult me.

    Look I'm a candidate for it. I tick the appropriate boxes in order to do it so between this and modelling I'll really consider it.

    It's only because of the guy I'm seeing who's a part time model that I'm focusing on this because that industry is way more cut throat and he's only doing it for work.
    I haven't told him about this though.

    Again, you've come onto AFTER HOURS asking for advice. Nobody here has said they have experience in gay porn.

    And now you're saying it's annoying because people have no experience of the subject?

    And you want to go to college?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 969 ✭✭✭some random drunk


    Oh I don't know Op, I've heard the porn industry has its ups and downs. I hope you can successfully crack your way into it, and don't get a bum deal. You don't want to end up getting screwed by some prick or feeling a huge tool. If you keep pushing hard enough for what you want, maybe you can successfully pull it off?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,258 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Did you sign the gullibility waiver yet?

    His next thread will be about how a guy he knows has this awesome investment opportunity. Now, we've all heard stories about how these particular investments might go bad but hey, the guy is hot so he must know what he's talking about right? And you don't have experience in this stuff so don't be giving me negative feedback!

    It'll be entitled:




    "Should I invest in Magic Beans?"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭Mance Rayder


    1ZRed wrote: »
    I'm sorry if I appear to be attention seeking but yeah this is a possiblity for me. I'm fairly hung and have the look for it so it could be real easy money for me. I'd have to swallow some of my morals in order to do it but I think at a push, it could be done. There are very few options open to me right now I think I should consider all the things I'm thrown.

    If you get bored you can go man. I don't want to entertain you. Unless you're that way and is part of my target market. But that might not happen at all.

    Is that you Mr Garrison??


  • Posts: 25,611 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Oh I don't know Op, I've heard the porn industry has its ups and downs. I hope you can successfully crack your way into it, and don't get a bum deal. You don't want to end up getting screwed by some prick or feeling a huge tool. If you keep pushing hard enough for what you want, maybe you can successfully pull it off?

    Also gay bummy bum sex willy spunk.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    Again, you've come onto AFTER HOURS asking for advice. Nobody here has said they have experience in gay porn.

    And now you're saying it's annoying because people have no experience of the subject?

    And you want to go to college?

    No stop insulting me while telling me about the industry. That's what's annoying me, not the lack of experience in gay porn. People have given me advice here that was genuinely helpful without any half assed dick joke and I appreciate them.

    And yes I do what to go to college. Regardless of what you might think I'm no fool. I can fuck around and do porn. It doesn't mean I'm an idiot. I'm quite the opposite in fact.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,017 ✭✭✭SharpshooterTom


    Just be careful about this OP. Its a risky decision for somebody who is who has an inexperianced sexual life to jump straight into porn. You're only 18, why not considering getting a part time job somewhere locally, do you not have one?

    I mean if its what you want to do go for it, but it just seems such a jump for somebody who announced themeselves as a virgin. Because of that will you be able to cut the mustard and perform well enough even if you're not that experianced sexually in the first place?

    Things to consider I suppose. Good luck anyway.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,258 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    1ZRed wrote: »
    No stop insulting me while telling me about the industry. That's what's annoying me, not the lack of experience in gay porn.

    Where did I tell you about the industry? And how do you know what my experience is with gay porn or porn in general?
    ......half assed dick....

    hehehe
    And yes I do what to go to college. Regardless of what you might think I'm no fool. I can fuck around and do porn. It doesn't mean I'm an idiot. I'm quite the opposite in fact.

    I never said it was the fact that you want to do porn that makes you come accross a little silly. Your posts in general in this thread paint a picture of someone who isn't very mature, is quite gullible and who needs to grow up a bit. That's all!


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  • Posts: 25,611 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    1ZRed wrote: »
    No stop insulting me while telling me about the industry. That's what's annoying me, not the lack of experience in gay porn. People have given me advice here that was genuinely helpful without any half assed dick

    What's wrong with half-assed dicks? When it's paying the bills I'm sure you'll be happy to have it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭Mance Rayder


    Look OP, being serious for a moment. You say you need to be 100% level going into this and your not.

    Last night you were drinking vodka and moaning about how unfair life is because your parents wont pay your college fees. Tonight your talking about getting paid to have sex on camera.

    That is not level man, that is way off the emotional handle.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 969 ✭✭✭some random drunk


    Also gay bummy bum sex willy spunk.

    Dammit, why didn't I think of that one?

    Seriously Op, If you really want to do porn, probably the best thing to do is to do nothing for the moment. Just stop and think about it. Weigh up all the pro's and cons. Then think about it some more. If you still want to do it, then go for it I say!
    Try it out, do one shoot or vid. If your not enjoying it, then quit. As long as your only doing what you feel comfortable with and dont plan on it being in any way a long term career, then go and have some fun.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Just be careful about this OP. Its a risky decision for somebody who is who has an inexperianced sexual life to jump straight into porn. You're only 18, why not considering getting a part time job somewhere locally, do you not have one?

    I mean if its what you want to do go for it, but it just seems such a jump for somebody who announced themeselves as a virgin. Because of that will you be able to cut the mustard and perform well enough even if you're not that experianced sexually in the first place?

    Things to consider I suppose. Good luck anyway.

    Thanks for the advice but I'm not a virgin. And I'm not all that sexually inexperienced either. I said I had never gotten ****ed as in never gotten penetrated by a guy that doesn't mean I'm a virgin.
    I've looked around and around for a year and nothing at all is out there no matter how hard I try.

    Anyway I shouldn't be short with you when you're only trying to help:)


  • Posts: 25,611 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Dammit, why didn't I think of that one?

    Obviously you're just not as punny as me.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,017 ✭✭✭SharpshooterTom


    1ZRed wrote: »
    I'm fairly hung and have the look for it so it could be real easy money for me.


    How do you know you're hung? Has somebody ever told you're hung? Even the measurements you do have (which I've I think I've read) could be incorrect? You measure along the top, not the side, not the back etc.

    What is 'hung' is subjective and somebody might not think you're big enough, are you sure you have the required stats?

    I'm not trying to criticise just trying to make you think twice here and think of all the negatives.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭Mance Rayder


    1ZRed wrote: »
    I said I had never gotten ****ed as in never gotten penetrated by a guy that doesn't mean I'm a virgin.
    I've looked around and around for a year and nothing at all is out there no matter how hard I try.

    You must be the only gay in the village.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Is 18 not a bit young to be getting into this sort of industry OP?

    You're very young, you might regret the decision later in life.

    Yea. Best wait till in your in your late 30's to start into the porn industry. Make sure you have something to fall back on.


  • Posts: 25,611 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Thanks for the advice but I'm not a virgin. And I'm not all that sexually inexperienced either. I said I had never gotten ****ed as in never gotten penetrated by a guy that doesn't mean I'm a virgin.
    I've looked around and around for a year and nothing at all is out there no matter how hard I try.

    Anyway I shouldn't be short with you when you're only trying to help:)

    If you care so little just be a rentboy. No-one is going to go telling your mates "I was down in the park looking for an arse to roger and you'll never guess who I rammed into." Unless a TD gets caught with you no-one will be any the wiser.


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  • Posts: 25,611 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Make sure you have something to fall back on.

    Subtle, I like it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭Mance Rayder


    OP Have you any other skills? Like Typing?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,258 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Yea. Best wait till in your in your late 30's to start into the porn industry. Make sure you have something to fall back on.

    He said he doesn't wanna do THAT particular thing in his porn movies!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,850 ✭✭✭FouxDaFaFa


    Check out Louis Theroux's latest, "Twilight of the Pornstars". Not the prettiest picture, the industry is dying because of free sites and amateurs.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    How do you know you're hung? Has somebody ever told you're hung? Even the measurements you do have (which I've I think I've read) could be incorrect? You measure along the top, not the side, not the back etc.

    What is 'hung' is subjective and somebody might not think you're big enough, are you sure you have the required stats?

    I'm not trying to criticise just trying to make you think twice here and think of all the negatives.

    I'm 8 inches from the top. I'm over that measuring from the side. I count the top only. It's not my first time.

    I've been told I'm big by nearly everyone I've been with because I am. Nobody needs to tell me I'm hung when I understand 8 inches is bigger than the 6 inch average.

    Pornstars start off at 7-7.5 inches 8 inches is the average in porn and anything above that is a massive plus.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    You're male. I see.

    Male pornstars get paid **** all. Very few make liveable money apparently.
    Consider it a hobby only most likely. And, you probably don't have an american visa? So your chances are probably close to nil.

    Congrats on having a big langer though.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭Mance Rayder


    1ZRed wrote: »
    I've been told I'm big by nearly everyone I've been with because I am. Nobody needs to tell me I'm hung when I understand 8 inches is bigger than the 6 inch average.


    All the Asians (Sorry lads) brings that world average way down.:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    oh yea. And many of the male pornstars are 'gay for pay', they need to be in order to make any money.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,017 ✭✭✭SharpshooterTom


    1ZRed wrote: »
    I'm 8 inches from the top. I'm over that measuring from the side. I count the top only. It's not my first time.

    I've been told I'm big by nearly everyone I've been with because I am. Nobody needs to tell me I'm hung when I understand 8 inches is bigger than the 6 inch average.

    And your girth? I read your post saying you were only average in that department, so you have to think about the whole package.

    But good luck to you anyway, come back in about months time and think about it in the meanwhile. If you still want to do gay porn and its what you REALLY want to do, well you only live life once, go for it I say.

    Do plenty of research into it though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,258 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    All the Asians (Sorry lads) brings that world average way down.:pac:

    SSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Not that I .....erm...... you know...... have those kinds of problems or anything.......!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Look OP, being serious for a moment. You say you need to be 100% level going into this and your not.

    Last night you were drinking vodka and moaning about how unfair life is because your parents wont pay your college fees. Tonight your talking about getting paid to have sex on camera.

    That is not level man, that is way off the emotional handle.

    I think I said I wasn't quite 100% level right now. but if that's the mentality you need to start this sh/t then what are you bitching about when you look at porn yourself?

    Yeah with the way my posts are going tomorrow night's hot thread is going to be "Thinking of becoming a drug dealer. Is it all that bad?"


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