Thinking of doing porn. Is it all that bad?

1ZRed

Andy Carroll wrote: »

You're male. I see.

Male pornstars get paid **** all. Very few make liveable money apparently.
Consider it a hobby only most likely. And, you probably don't have an american visa? So your chances are probably close to nil.

Congrats on having a big langer though.

Back track my posts and it'll explain all of your questions

Mance Rayder

1ZRed wrote: »

I think I said I wasn't quite 100% level right now. but if that's the mentality you need to start this sh/t then what are you bitching about when you look at porn yourself?

Yeah with the way my posts are going tomorrow night's hot thread is going to be "Thinking of becoming a drug dealer. Is it all that bad?"

Huh? I don't watch porn it's sh!t. I have the real thing.

I tried to level with you, sorry if I didn't sugar coat it enough for your delicate sensitivity's.

Jesus Wept

It'd be a lot easier to become a drug dealer, better money too.

1ZRed

ThomasFlynn wrote: »

And your girth? I read your post saying you were only average in that department, so you have to think about the whole package.

But good luck to you anyway, come back in about months time and think about it in the meanwhile. If you still want to do gay porn and its what you REALLY want to do, well you only live life once, go for it I say.

Do plenty of research into it though.

I'm about 5.3 midshaft. Average I think is 5 so there you go. It's not something I really want to do but I need to finance my future so I need to take a hit to my morals and basically sell myself. Not ideal but it could be easy money for just ****ing around for a few hours.

MrStuffins

ThomasFlynn wrote: »

But good luck to you anyway, come back in about months time and think about it in the meanwhile. If you still want to do gay porn and its what you REALLY want to do, well you only live life once, go for it I say.

Hopefully one of his older siblings who gets to go to college is studying medicine so he doesn't have to see the family soctor about his Hepetitis C!

Paully D

I take it you're not wanting to study rocket science in college?

1ZRed

Mance Rayder wrote: »

Huh? I don't watch porn it's sh!t. I have the real thing.

I tried to level with you, sorry if I didn't sugar coat it enough for your delicate sensitivity's.

And you think I don't? I hardly watch porn either but I've started to do a lot of research on it.

MrStuffins

Paully D wrote: »

I take it you're not wanting to study rocket science in college?

He'll be an expert on rockets after a few weeks in the business though!

Mance Rayder

1ZRed wrote: »

I'm about 5.3 midshaft. Average I think is 5 so there you go. It's not something I really want to do but I need to finance my future so I need to take a hit to my morals and basically sell myself. Not ideal but it could be easy money for just ****ing around for a few hours.

LOL did you just measure your penis??:pac::pac:

Man you crack me up. It's like watching a train wreck in slow motion. Can't wait for tomorrows episode.

1ZRed

Paully D wrote: »

I take it you're not wanting to study rocket science in college?

No it's biomedical science and biotechnology that I want. Biomedical Engineering is in my cards as well.

Not rocket science but not a retard's course either.

I have to laugh just because I have the dick and the look to do porn I'm now automatically stupid. Perfect stereotyping there mate!
What ever delusions keep you happy anyway

1ZRed

Mance Rayder wrote: »

LOL did you just measure your penis??:pac::pac:

Man you crack me up. It's like watching a train wreck in slow motion. Can't wait for tomorrows episode.

Nope. Did that ages ago. I like to know what I'm packing.

I'd ask if you did the same but then your stats mustn't have been very memorable if you're so shocked I know mine

MrStuffins

1ZRed wrote: »

Nope. Did that ages ago. I like to know what I'm packing.

I'd ask if you did the same but then your stats mustn't have been very memorable if you're so shocked I know mine

Now now, play nice!

You're on the internet asking should you become a prostitute and now you're slagging people who reply to you. That's not nice!

Mance Rayder

1ZRed wrote: »

No it's biomedical science and biotechnology that I want. Biomedical Engineering is in my cards as well.

Not rocket science but not a retard's course either.

I have to laugh just because I have the dick and the look to do porn I'm now automatically stupid. Perfect stereotyping there mate!
What ever delusions keep you happy anyway

Aw man stop i want to go to bed but your cracking me up here.


Your so special op:rolleyes:

All of us other unfortunate people with an education have small willies and are fugly.

Life must be so hard for you up there in your bedroom in mammy's house. Especially when know one understands you.

Here's a suggestion, Its less degrading and the money is even better.

Its called the dole. (You can even get free education on it:eek:)

And by the way that little langer of yours is about as common as 18 year olds with stupid ideas.

Jesus Wept

1ZRed wrote: »

No it's biomedical science and biotechnology that I want. Biomedical Engineering is in my cards as well.

Not rocket science but not a retard's course either.

I have to laugh just because I have the dick and the look to do porn I'm now automatically stupid. Perfect stereotyping there mate!
What ever delusions keep you happy anyway

I think I saw a documentary about you a few years ago called Boogie Nights.

Paully D

Yep, I'm absolutely gutted that you have the chance to get a mickey stuck up your arse for what will more than likely amount to less than what you'd get on the dole over the course of a year when compared to rates for doing porn.

It's strange how people considering going into porn think they'll somehow end up being the next Ron Jeremy. If you were doing as much research into it as you say you are you'd find around 1,000 people giving a bad account of the industry for every 1 who says the opposite.

If I didn't think this was some alter ego/wind-up profile then your threads and posts would actually be quite worrying and I would advise you to seek professional help.

Mance Rayder

Paully D wrote: »

If I didn't think this was some alter ego/wind-up profile then your threads and posts would actually be quite worrying and I would advise you to seek professional help.

I really hope this is a wind up.

Because this guys on the edge of glory hole.

1ZRed

Mance Rayder wrote: »

Aw man stop i want to go to bed but your cracking me up here.


Your so special op:rolleyes:

All of us other unfortunate people with an education have small willies and are fugly.

Life must be so hard for you up there in your bedroom in mammy's house. Especially when know one understands you.

Here's a suggestion, Its less degrading and the money is even better.

Its called the dole. (You can even get free education on it:eek:)

How's that education holding up then?

I'll get to where I want to go with my education along with it. It does mean a lot to me and I will work to get it even if I might have to go down this route.

I never made the assumption that you were all ugly or less endowed but the assumption that me having a big dick and being good looking enough for porn meant I was stupid. But hey, I'll leave it at that because I've withstood enough abuse here without going mental so I think I'll keep it up.
It wasn't my intension to stir **** up, I just wanted some insight - the desperate gay jokes wasn't exactly what I wanted.

Jesus Wept

I saw Ron Jeremy in Vegas. Was star stuck. Should have gone and said hello but left him be. I'm sound like that.

MrStuffins

1ZRed wrote: »

the desperate gay jokes wasn't exactly what I wanted.

If coming to AH for advice is the level of your decision making, then i'm not surprised you wanna get mickeys put in your eye for a living

Mance Rayder

1ZRed wrote: »

How's that education holding up then?

I'll get to where I want to go with my education along with it. It does mean a lot to me and I will work to get it even if I might have to go down this route.

I never made the assumption that you were all ugly or less endowed but the assumption that me having a big dick and being good looking enough for porn meant I was stupid. But hey, I'll leave it at that because I've withstood enough abuse here without going mental so I think I'll keep it up.
It wasn't my intension to stir **** up, I just wanted some insight - the desperate gay jokes wasn't exactly what I wanted.

LOL:pac::pac:

I would say that's precisely what your after.

MrStuffins

1ZRed wrote: »

It wasn't my intension to stir **** up,

A part of me wants you to be a troll because the amount of subtle gay-porn puns you've been posting is insane!

Jesus Wept

Good luck OP. I hope things work out for you. I think you'd be best considering other ideas tbh.

1ZRed

MrStuffins wrote: »

A part of me wants you to be a troll because the amount of subtle gay-porn puns you've been posting is insane!

I'd sooner question your mind set and how you're picking out all these gay puns. I'll tell you nobody does it better than a str8 guy. Pick the pun out of that one;)

1ZRed

Andy Carroll wrote: »

Good luck OP. I hope things work out for you. I think you'd be best considering other ideas tbh.

Howso? I think I'm perfectly capable of doing it and doing it well. I don't seem to have anything stopping me physically but there's the whole stigma and future backlash attracted to it.

Mance Rayder

1ZRed wrote: »

Howso? I think I'm perfectly capable of doing it and doing it well. I don't seem to have anything stopping me physically but there's the whole stigma and future backlash attracted to it.

You go girl, stick it to the man.

Captain Graphite

1ZRed wrote: »

I'll tell you that I've never gotten fcuked by a guy though. But I'm not going to be bottoming. I refuse to do it.

I know fúck all about the porn industry but can you really afford to be that picky if you wanna "get discovered", or whatever term they use? Refusing to do scat or BDSM or some other extreme shít like that is one thing, but a guy who isn't willing to just be fúcked probably won't go too far.

Like I said over in the LGBT forum, versatility is key! :pac:

It's posts like these that make me hope my Mammy never decides to read boards and find my account!

Jesus Wept

1ZRed wrote: »

Howso? I think I'm perfectly capable of doing it and doing it well. I don't seem to have anything stopping me physically but there's the whole stigma and future backlash attracted to it.

Where do you propose doing it? Here/Europe?
USA? You have no visa, so you won't be considered.

You're good looking with a decent weapon, lots of other people are.
The thing that separated the men from the boys porn wise was being a good 'woodsman' as they say. But viagra has levelled that playing field. So you are a dime a dozen. Could you do a few scenes? Perhaps, how much would you make? A few hundred. Are you going to make a living, even for temporarily? No, most likely almost never no.

Anyhow, the visa thing. You have no U.S visa, so you likely won't be considered over there. It's all regulated.

Captain Graphite

Andy Carroll wrote: »

The thing that separated the men from the boys porn wise was being a good 'woodsman' as they say.

That is a beautiful phrase right there!
*makes mental note to include it in hypothetical novel*

1ZRed

Andy Carroll wrote: »

Where do you propose doing it? Here/Europe?
USA? You have no visa, so you won't be considered.

You're good looking with a decent weapon, lots of other people are.
The thing that separated the men from the boys porn wise was being a good 'woodsman' as they say. But viagra has levelled that playing field. So you are a dime a dozen. Could you do a few scenes? Perhaps, how much would you make? A few hundred. Are you going to make a living, even for temporarily? No, most likely almost never no.

Anyhow, the visa thing. You have no U.S visa, so you likely won't be considered over there. It's all regulated.

This is the type of response I wanted. You make a valid point but it's in England where a lot of these studios are. This is a temporary thing, definitely NOT my living. I'm not looking to be a massive pornstar, just enough to get me a year or two in college and the ball rolling on the rest.
Interesting that you mentioned Viagra, if you work for the major studios it's mandatory whether you top or bottom.

Jesus Wept

Well I guess you could supplement your income, but whether or not it'd be enough to survive a couple of years I have no idea whatsoever.

Also if as above you would have to do things you aren't comfortable with, then perhaps it isn't worth it, in fact, it certainly isn't. Your parents suck. Maybe you should just get a boring part time job instead and work your way through college?

1ZRed

Captain Graphite wrote: »

I know fúck all about the porn industry but can you really afford to be that picky if you wanna "get discovered", or whatever term they use? Refusing to do scat or BDSM or some other extreme shít like that is one thing, but a guy who isn't willing to just be fúcked probably won't go too far.

Like I said over in the LGBT forum, versatility is key! :pac:

It's posts like these that make me hope my Mammy never decides to read boards and find my account!

So many guys earn their rep as the dominant top. Surprise surprise, I am.
Anyway, it's always a massive deal when they finally bottom for the camera after years of being exclusively top. And I told you before I don't like anything up my ass. To me it's worst feeling in the world.
No offence to you but it's my ass so I'll get to decide who gets a free pass at it.

And what about all the power bottoms that make it? Vers isn't everything, it's just a large part of it.

1ZRed

Andy Carroll wrote: »

Well I guess you could supplement your income, but whether or not it'd be enough to survive a couple of years I have no idea whatsoever.

Also if as above you would have to do things you aren't comfortable with, then perhaps it isn't worth it, in fact, it certainly isn't. Your parents suck. Maybe you should just get a boring part time job instead and work your way through college?

believe me when I say I've tried. I have been at them all the time for something but there just isn't anything going where I'm from at the minute. And anything that is, is going to people with degrees coupled with 3+ years experience.
How an I supposed to get my foot in the door and make that happen if I can't even get my ass through the college gates?
I know it's very easy to say get a job but I'm in a fairly quite rural place without any job vacancies. And if I could, I'd get a grant but I don't apply.

Anyway that's getting to deep! The subject was porn:p

Gummy Panda

OP wants to be in gay porn but won't take a dick in the ass.. lmao

Pedant

DON'T OP!!!

You'll probably end up regretting it later. It could effect your employment prospects in the future after college. There's a certain type of person who'd go into porn. They're usually very desperate people. Don't even put up a video of yourself on one of those amateur websites; it could go viral.

Scanlas The 2nd

1ZRed wrote: »

ThomasFlynn wrote: »

And your girth? I read your post saying you were only average in that department, so you have to think about the whole package.

But good luck to you anyway, come back in about months time and think about it in the meanwhile. If you still want to do gay porn and its what you REALLY want to do, well you only live life once, go for it I say.

Do plenty of research into it though.

I'm about 5.3 midshaft. Average I think is 5 so there you go. It's not something I really want to do but I need to finance my future so I need to take a hit to my morals and basically sell myself. Not ideal but it could be easy money for just ****ing around for a few hours.

That's very skinny for an 8 inch dick. Not sure you are hung well enough for porn.

Feisar

OP this is either a really good troll job or a really bad idea.

I don't know going rates but I doubt a no name is getting that much money. Rates are supposed to be way down due to the global downturn and tube sites. Not that many people pay for porn these days.

It's not like you'll pop on set for 20 mins and head off with £200 in your pack pocket. It'll take all day to shoot a scene.

The industry is brimming with scum, you'll be pressured into doing more and more. Turning up on set and being told you won't get paid unless you do DP, ATM etc, etc.

STD/SDI's you WILL get them. You're almost guaranteed herpes and you'll have that nasty for life.

Addiction/abuse/self harm/depression are remarkably high among people in the porn industry. Your feeling of self worth will plummet as every hole will come and go at a price.

Once in it's very hard get out, for instance once you finish college the future might not be bright and rosy and you can't get a job. So you shoot a few scenes to get by. Suddenly a couple of years role by and your no longer a college kid trying to get by but a used up porn star with noting going for you.

BunShopVoyeur

"Everybody pay attention to me, I'm so angst ridden and messed up. I'm the first teenager ever with self destructive thoughts etc."

Cop onto yourself ffs.

shopaholic01

BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »

Are you the same person that, was drinking vodka last night, becouse you couldnt go to college?

No, that was the night before last. Last night the concern was the girth of his
penis. The night before last it was how hairy a man should be, and we learned how his body hair was finally starting to grow.

KeithM89 wrote: »

At least wear a gimp mask so none of your friends will recognise you.

I somehow think the recognition and attention might be more of a motivation than money.


Seriously OP, you should take a break from starting new threads. I'm not denying you may have issues, but you sound immature and tbh, come across as a bit if a whinger. I think you might benefit from starting college later, and in the meantime you should consider going to bed earlier at night.

Shenshen

I'd be careful trying it as a profession... there's less and less money in it these days.
But as an amateur, why not?
It does depend, though. You have to live with the fact that people will see you, and you have no control over who those people are/will be. Could be your dad, could be the priest who will conduct your wedding (if that's what you're going to do), could be your children's teacher.
If you're fine with that, go for it.

Nothingbetter2d

KeithM89 wrote: »

Good to see youre so knowledgeable on gay porn. You should definitely go for it.

remember to bookmark the url for later keith

Gummy Panda

Also a lot of porn stars are escorts off set due to lack of funds

Hardonraging

I seriously lul'd at this thread ... and i didnt even read half of it ...

OP ... you're more of a man than I, that being said, i think i'll stick to having sex, for free with hot wimen .. leave you to take one.. or two for the team ..

Let us know how you get on.. !!

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Also a lot of porn stars are escorts off set due to lack of funds

I might have some free time this weekend, if anyone needs escorting across the road, or perhaps to the local bus stop

CruelCoin

Best.....thread.......evar!

:pac:

Nothingbetter2d

Hardonraging wrote: »

I seriously lul'd at this thread ... and i didnt even read half of it ...

OP ... you're more of a man than I, that being said, i think i'll stick to having sex, for free with hot wimen .. leave you to take one.. or two for the team ..

Let us know how you get on.. !!




I might have some free time this weekend, if anyone needs escorting across the road, or perhaps to the local bus stop

are you hitting on gummy panda???? :eek:

sbsquarepants

1ZRed wrote: »

And you think I don't? I hardly watch porn either but I've started to do a lot of research on it.

Research?
Is that what they call drinking vodka and **** to gay porn these days?
Puts a whole new dimension on these research grants i keep hearing about.
This thread is fúcking priceless.:D:D

Hardonraging

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

are you hitting on gummy panda???? :eek:

Noo i was just saying ... do you need a hand geting to the bus stop ... it's called being nice :rolleyes:

Nothingbetter2d

Hardonraging wrote: »

Noo i was just saying ... do you need a hand geting to the bus stop ... it's called being nice :rolleyes:

you just want to rub his belly don't ya? i wonder if his fur is soft or wirey

Hardonraging

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

you just want to rub his belly don't ya? i wonder if his fur is soft or wirey

Well panda's are awesum !! prob not as awesum as getting paid for doing gay porn tho ...

Nothingbetter2d

Hardonraging wrote: »

Well panda's are awesum !! prob not as awesum as getting paid for doing gay porn tho ...

why would anyone pay for gay porn? all they need do is go into any public park toilets and watch it for free

Hande hoche!

Think of all that time spent manically shaving your pubic hair.