Most Useless Celebrities

The King of Moo

Chester J. Lampwick, creator of "Itchy," of "Itchy & Scratchy" fame.

I gave him a plate of corn muffins back in 1947 to paint my chicken coop, and he never did it!

:mad:

jupiterjack

AnonoBoy wrote: »

If you have eyes and have opened a paper in Ireland in the past two years you have seen her.

i have eyes and i do read papers but i just havent come across her.

the purple tin

The King of Moo wrote: »

Chester J. Lampwick, creator of "Itchy," of "Itchy & Scratchy" fame.

I gave him a plate of corn muffins back in 1947 to paint my chicken coop, and he never did it!

:mad:

Those corn muffins were lousy! :mad::mad::mad:

The King of Moo

the purple tin wrote: »

Those corn muffins were lousy! :mad::mad::mad:

PAINT MY CHICKEN COOP!! :mad::mad::mad:

Rasheed

W123-80's wrote: »

I would add with a particular mention to "stars" of the following shows;

Tallaghfornia
Geordie Shore
Jersey Shore
Kardashians Show

Ah f*ck it you are right... take your pick from any reality tv "star"

They are all flutes.

Be careful mentioning the Kardashian, two people on page one nearly shiite themselves when i mentioned Kim :eek:

John Doe1

Paul Burrell, Diana's Butler

Craig Doyle, Spawn of Beelzebub

the purple tin

The King of Moo wrote: »

PAINT MY CHICKEN COOP!! :mad::mad::mad:

Make me!

The King of Moo

the purple tin wrote: »

Make me!

*starts brawling*

ColeTrain

The King of Moo wrote: »

Chester J. Lampwick, creator of "Itchy," of "Itchy & Scratchy" fame.

I gave him a plate of corn muffins back in 1947 to paint my chicken coop, and he never did it!

:mad:

the purple tin wrote: »

Those corn muffins were lousy! :mad::mad::mad:

The King of Moo wrote: »

PAINT MY CHICKEN COOP!! :mad::mad::mad:

the purple tin wrote: »

Make me!

The King of Moo wrote: »

*starts brawling*

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk182/parkerwest5179/The%20Austrian%20Oak/stopit.jpg

Dangerous Man

the purple tin wrote: »

Irish "models" like Gilson, Davison etc.
What will they do when they're too old to pose for tabloid photos wearing a bikini on the streets of Dublin to promote a new brand of biscuit, health insurance, toilet brush etc?

Absolutely brilliant.

christmas2012

amanda brunker is annoying as hell,and any of those ''reality'' loosley scripted stars who stoke up drama for the sake of ratings,and getting their face stuck to a new perfume or book or whatever..

dont buy into the hype,dont watch thier reality thrash programmes,you will probably feel better..

sam34

peaches geldof

twink

B.A._Baracus

I just don't get why Reality TV shows are popular. Knowing so many people slag them.

Is it 'cool' to slag reality stars but secretly people watch them or something?
Big brother still draws millions of viewers.

FloatingVoter

Any member of the Irish football / rugby teams and their WAGs.
As for the rest, you grow out of them when you turn 7.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Marty Whelan.

B.A._Baracus

Speaking of Reality celebrities....


Just came across Snooki's new MTV show. Entitled "Snooki and JWOWW" ... episode 3 says "snooki has her first ultrasound"

... :rolleyes:

DEFTLEFTHAND

B.A._Baracus wrote: »

Speaking of Reality celebrities....


Just came across Snooki's new MTV show. Entitled "Snooki and JWOWW" ... episode 3 says "snooki has her first ultrasound"

... :rolleyes:

Eugh, that Snooki is a vile creature.

Liamario

Celebrities....mostly useless.

Nothingbetter2d

paddy147 wrote: »

Is it not Justin Lee-Collins???

He also up on charges of stalking/harrassing his ex-girlfriend too????


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2123951/TV-presenter-Justin-Lee-Collins-face-trial-ex-girlfriend-harassment-charge.html

yeah thats him

kincsem

mikemac1 wrote: »

How do you dislike Beckham?

Never ever in trouble, family man, does a lot for charity and different causes
You never see him falling out of nightclubs or getting in fights like other footballers

What has he done wrong?

He was a good footballer, but well below top class. He owes his fame to the Posh & Becks publicity machine. Every time you see him he has a new hairstyle, hair colour, tattoo, or beard. He appeals to the Princess Diana, Kylie, Hello magazine, celebrity "dancing on ice" "in the jungle" "cooking" fans.

He will not get off the stage. He is past it, but still offers himself for selection to the World Cup, Euros, Olympics, Olympic torch bearer and just about anything that will keep him on TV before his adoring chav public.

Family man? Family man who cheated iirc.

He even deliberately got himself booked in an international match so that he would not be able to play in the next England game. His reason? The opposition in the next match was not glamourous enough for his inflated ego.

The King of Moo

I'd just like to add that I hate Ryan Tubridy, Rosanna Davison, and especially Amanda Brunker, so I might get a mention in the inevitable Sunday Independent about these poor souls being "trolled" by internet people like myself.

*waves at Barry Egan*

Diego Maradona

Fiona Looney, every time I turn on the fecking telly or radio shes there!

Mairead Farrell, talentless airhead!

Sharon Osborne!

BillyMitchel

Festy wrote: »

Pete Doherty

What ever about his lifestyle and drug problems you can not say the man is not musically gifted..

Sleepy

Anyone known as a "celebrity".

If they had a use or a talent, they'd be known as an actress / painter / sportsman / singer / musician / writer / whatever.

Fame for a world-class talent is unavoidable. Fame for fame's sake is empty and pathetic imo.

Arnold Layne

BillyMitchel wrote: »

Festy wrote: »

Pete Doherty

What ever about his lifestyle and drug problems you can not say the man is not musically gifted..

I can...and will
Bought the Libertines CDs based on the meeja reviews. All sounded like a shambles, baby

ceegee

kincsem wrote: »

mikemac1 wrote: »

How do you dislike Beckham?

Never ever in trouble, family man, does a lot for charity and different causes
You never see him falling out of nightclubs or getting in fights like other footballers

What has he done wrong?

He was a good footballer, but well below top class. He owes his fame to the Posh & Becks publicity machine. Every time you see him he has a new hairstyle, hair colour, tattoo, or beard. He appeals to the Princess Diana, Kylie, Hello magazine, celebrity "dancing on ice" "in the jungle" "cooking" fans.

He will not get off the stage. He is past it, but still offers himself for selection to the World Cup, Euros, Olympics, Olympic torch bearer and just about anything that will keep him on TV before his adoring chav public.

Family man? Family man who cheated iirc.

He even deliberately got himself booked in an international match so that he would not be able to play in the next England game. His reason? The opposition in the next match was not glamourous enough for his inflated ego.

He was one of the best free kick takers and crossers of the past 20 years, won 6 PLs, a La Liga, Champions League and is Englands most capped outfield player. You dont achieve that by marrying a popstar. He should his class as a footballer and person after WC98 when he had to put up with vile abuse and put in a masterful seasons work, ending with United winning the treble.

The deliberate yellow AFAIR was to remove the risk of picking up a yellow in the following game and missing a more important match. Not because he didnt think the opposition were glamourous but because England were still going to win without him. Definitly not the first or last player to take a handy ban to free themselves up for key games.

The haircuts, tattoos etc are irrelevant, hes not the one creating that fuss, the media is.

BillyMitchel

Arnold Layne wrote: »

BillyMitchel wrote: »

Festy wrote: »

Pete Doherty

What ever about his lifestyle and drug problems you can not say the man is not musically gifted..

I can...and will
Bought the Libertines CDs based on the meeja reviews. All sounded like a shambles, baby

So you bought a cd and didn't like it so it makes him a useless celebrity? No that means you didn't like his music.

Ok just YouTube when they headlined the Leeds and Reading festivals.

Lots of success as a solo artist, the libertines and babyshambles and is now a successful film maker by the looks of things. Hardly useless celebrity status now is it?

For me it's most who become famous after reality TV.

Degag

the purple tin wrote: »

Irish "models" like Gilson, Davison etc.
What will they do when they're too old to pose for tabloid photos wearing a bikini on the streets of Dublin to promote a new brand of biscuit, health insurance, toilet brush etc?

Well, judging by experience, they'll go writing for the Sunday World....

Capt'n Midnight

Everyone who is famous only for being famous.
And everyone who has used up their 15 minutes of fame.


Anyone remember RTE's Celebrity Farm ? that should have been called Farm.

Humans have a monkeysphere of about 150 people

TBH I blame the media and people who buy the media that come up with tripe like this http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/133065/JORDAN-S-NEW-CANCER-SCARE/

JORDAN’S CANCER SCARE

JORDAN’S husband Alex Reid injects himself with a fake-tan drug linked to cancer.

The couple will be shocked to hear that regular use of Melanotan can lead to the killer disease.

So Jordan is at no risk
He hubby is using self administering unregulated products - so very preventable
one use does not equal regular

"injecting into his stomach" - wtf ?
does this mean swallow ?
does he use a tube down the throat ?
what sort of looper uses a syringe and needle instead ?


The Golgafrinchans were right

R.F.

Arnold Layne wrote: »

I can...and will
Bought the Libertines CDs based on the meeja reviews. All sounded like a shambles, baby

I think that is just a taste thing. The guy is extremely talented