Friday 2

MonkieSocks

How tough are Australian men??

The scene is set

- a dark night, cold wind blowing, campfire flickering, stars twinkling in the dark sky.

Three hang-glider pilots are sitting by the campfire,
One from Australia , one from Seth Efrika and one from New Zulland.

Each embroiled in the bravado for which they are famous.
The night of tales begins...

Kiven the Kiwi says, 'I must be the meanest, toughest, heng glider there es.

Why, jist the other day I linded in a field and scared a crocodeale, who came out of the swamp and ate sux min who were standen close by.

I grebbed the crocodeale and wristled him to du ground and killed em with my beer hends'

Hansie from Seth Efrika (who typically can't stand to be bettered) said, 'Well you guys, I lended orfter a 200 mile flight in my heng glider on a tiny trail, and a Namibian snike slid out from under a rock and made a move on me.

I grebbed de borsted with me bare hinds and beet it's head off ind then sucked the poison from it's body down in one gulp. End I'm still here today'

Colin, the Tough Australian, remained silent, slowly poking the fire with his penis.

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Top 10 Things Your Girlfriend Will Never Say To You:

1. I just don't feel comfortable having sex unless the camcorder is on.

2. Let's rent a porn movie, get drunk, and have my friend Lindsay come over.

3. It's getting late, shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?

4. 50% off shoe sale? I don't have time, I have to run out and get your beer for the game tonight.

5. I love to swallow every drop, it tastes just like vanilla.

6. I know it is a lot tighter back there, but will you try it again anyway?

7. Honey, would you mind if I put my cheerleader uniform on over this lingerie you just bought me?

8. I liked all the housekeepers we interviewed today, but I think we should hire the one with the big tits.

9. I forgive you for sleeping with my sister. You're right, she does look just like me in that blue outfit.
It was an honest mistake.

10. My parents just said we're allowed to have sex while we do our homework.