Tips for a Good Life Thread

3ndahalfof6

sips irn-bru

AnonoBoy

• Don't be a f*cking tool that plays music from your phone on the bus.
• Don't bother me when I'm sleeping
• Don't talk in the cinema
• Don't be a racist gobsh*te
• Don't be a stupid homophobe
• Don't be a thicko in general
• Don't tell anyone we were here
• Don't slip on that blood
• SHUT UP FOR A SECOND I'M TRYING TO THINK
• Don't panic
• DON'T PANIC
• Ok, let's leave the body here and come up with our alibis.
• DON'T WRITE THIS DOWN YOU IDIOT!!!!!

Johnny Bitte

Try to let go of things that make you angry from your past.

The only one your hurting is you.

HemlockOption

Always finish showering with a cold shower - read about the benefits here

http://wakeup-world.com/2012/04/11/ten-health-benefits-of-cold-showers/

HemlockOption

AnonoBoy wrote: »

• Don't be a f*cking tool that plays music from your phone on the bus.
• Don't bother me when I'm sleeping
• Don't talk in the cinema
• Don't be a racist gobsh*te
• Don't be a stupid homophobe
• Don't be a thicko in general
• Don't tell anyone we were here
• Don't slip on that blood
• SHUT UP FOR A SECOND I'M TRYING TO THINK
• Don't panic
• DON'T PANIC
• Ok, let's leave the body here and come up with our alibis.
• DON'T WRITE THIS DOWN YOU IDIOT!!!!!

Don't give more than one tip per post

AnonoBoy

HemlockOption wrote: »

Don't give more than one tip per post

Thought of another one:

Don't let your life be dictated by rules

cocoshovel

Dont get angry at every little problem/thing thrown your way in life. Deal with it like a mature adult.

the purple tin

Pick your battles.
Some people just aren't worth getting angry with.

HemlockOption

Try to walk in a park or near a lake or the sea often. It costs nothing and is so good for you. Do it early in the morning and see lots of wildlife before crowds, noise and traffic scare them away

preddy

Happy Wife, Happy Life

Fupping Grasshole

Always pay your TV licence, they've heard all the excuses before.

SuperGrover

No-one said you must be good as gold,
It's what you haven't done that matters when you're old.

HemlockOption

use a small plate for your main course

bronte

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Try to have at least one person in your life who knows the real you, and who won't judge you for your eccentricites.

A million times this.

Smile.

Take chances.

dgt

Don't be afraid to talk about things. Talking helps

And, er, don't wipe the wrong way

gara

Have manners -they'll take you far

Trankton

It's better to regret something you DID do rather than something you didn't do!

R019912

Don't go out with girls who end 3 and a half year relationships by text.

podgemonster

Call your Parents! One day they won't be able to answer.

holystungun9

Don't turn that rape into a murder!

Knex*

R019912 wrote: »

Don't go out with girls who end 3 and a half year relationships by text.

Better that you know she is that type of person now than later. Better off without someone like that.

Hard luck R0, feel better mate.

uch

Dont tie your shoelace in a revolving Door

vicwatson

Listen to Baz Luhrmann http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5NAPZp2w-o

uch

Don't always do what people want you to do

tmc86

Never eat yellow snow

nice_very

Don't forget your shovel (if you want to go to work)

R019912

Knex. wrote: »

Better that you know she is that type of person now than later. Better off without someone like that.

Hard luck R0, feel better mate.

cheers, it happened a good few months ago so I'm over it at this stage, just thought I'd put it out there as a tip

Daith

Running away doesn't help. You always take yourself with you

NapoleonInRags

The water will boil off that rice quicker than you think.

Andy-Pandy

Live for the present ,always do the things that make you happiest and never settle for second best.

mattjack

When dressing a new born baby, stretch the clothes ... not the baby.

(Jeez, I learned that one the hard way.)

IdidIt

Don't do what *johnny don't does.

*can't member his name but you get the idea.

Shryke

Daith wrote: »

Running away doesn't help. You always take yourself with you

That depends on the problem. It could be the company or scenery that's the problem. A change can make a big difference.

Princess Peach

Add a dab of lavender to milk; leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it

mightysurveyor

Get a job in the public sector

cartell_best

Invest in shotguns and canned food

imelle

"it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are." - Mewtwo

Merkin

Have lots of sex with your OH
Cook using fresh ingredients
Challenge yourself and enjoy new experiences
Do something that scares you witless from time to time
Be kind to the elderly
Don't follow the crowd
Be grateful for the little things
Cherish your nearest and dearest
Be a good friend

mikemac1

There are bullies in the playground and in the boardroom, probably the same little shíts, just older

They understand one thing and it's a fist in the playground and you pushing back in the boardroom

Don't be a victim all your life

Real Life

dont get addicted to drugs, but use them occasionally

weemcd

Keep yourself happy, because you cannot please people, best not to worry too much about it. Generally be yourself, who cares about anyone else:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOWrB8gP4fE

Operatin under the crooked American system too long
OutKast, pronounced out cast
Adjective meaning homeless, or unaccepted in society
But let's look deeper than that
Are you an OutKast?
If you understand and feel the basic principles and
Fundamental truths contained within this muzik, you probably are
If you think it's all about pimpin hoes and slammin cadillac door's
You probably a cracker, or a nigga that think he a cracker
Or maybe just don't understand
An OutKast is someone who is not considered to be part of the normal world
He is looked at differently
He is not accepted because of his clothes, his hair
His occupation, his beliefs or his skin color
Now look at yourself, are you an OutKast? I know I am
As a matter of fact, **** being anything else
It's only so much time left in this crazy world
Wake up niggas and realize what's goin on around you
Poisonin of the food and water
Tamperin of ciggarettes
Disease engineering control over your life
Take back your existance or die like a punk
This is Big Rube, sayin right on to the real, and death to the fakers
Peace out