Talking to things that aren't human.

Chuck Stone

Do you do it?

Ten minutes ago I was just about to tuck into a nice hot Pizza (bacon and pineapple) and as I reached for the box I heard myself saying 'C'mere you you cheeky monkey'

Talking to a pizza? WTF?

Y'all?

nimrod86

How do I know your not an alien, or an AI??? yet here I am talking to you?

Shryke

I'm bad enough talking to myself without hitting on the toaster. I only swear at inanimate objects, the bastards.

Chucken

I constantly talk to inanimate objects..it makes me seem less demented than talking to myself

CavanCrew

I talk to my hair when im having a bad hair day, thats about it tho. YA FREAK.

mattjack

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Do you do it?

Ten minutes ago I was just about to tuck into a nice hot Pizza (bacon and pineapple) and as I reached for the box I heard myself saying 'C'mere you you cheeky monkey'

Talking to a pizza? WTF?

Y'all?

If it answers you back , you're in trouble.. real trouble, ya' hear me.

KeithM89_old

Pineapple on a pizza is wrong, sorry chuck.

Zimmerframe

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Talking to a pizza? WTF?

Wish I had a pizza to talk to.

Chuck Stone

KeithM89 wrote: »

Pineapple on a pizza is wrong, sorry chuck.

Yeah I usually get a bit of sweetcorn instead but went with pineapple for a change and it was a bit hard so won't be doing it again until the next time I make the same mistake.

BillyMitchel

I do it to my misses all the time..

Chucken

mattjack wrote: »

If it answers you back , you're in trouble.. real trouble, ya' hear me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq7OyJqhcMk

IvySlayer

If I bump into a table or a chair, I always apologize to it

Pompey Magnus

I had a chat with a Barbary Ape yesterday until he got bored and wandered off .

flutterflye

I talk to my cat all the time.
Fairly sure that's it.
The tv - sometimes I'd talk to that actually - like "you stupid man, don't do it" and that kind of thing.

Also, pineapple on pizza is imperative.
It's also nice in club sandwiches

Kylo Ren

Just after a poo and before I flush I look down into the bowl and say "god speed lil fella".

ArtyM

I like to gather my kitchen appliances together from time to time for performance evals. Let them know what I expect from them and remind them of the consequences of disappointing me.
Between you and me, the toaster is not going to like what I have to say on Monday.

Chucken

...and what about if you clip your head/hand/leg on something and you let out an "OWWWWWWWWWWWW" like you've just had something amputated.

kowloon

WILSONNNNNN!

christmas2012

i talk to my cat he thinks im a bit mad but talking to him sometimes helps me poor little fecker..

TeddyTedson

Do boardsies count?

Kamjana

Whenever i watch the news and the presenter says goodbye,i usually say back to them goodbye talk to you later

Chucken

Kamjana wrote: »

Whenever i watch the news and the presenter says goodbye,i usually say back to them goodbye talk to you later

I do that to the weather person. I say hello to them too :pac:

TeddyTedson

Kamjana wrote: »

Whenever i watch the news and the presenter says goodbye,i usually say back to them goodbye talk to you later

Chucken wrote: »

I do that to the weather person. I say hello to them too :pac:

But they would actually be human though wouldn't they be? Or are you watching on RTÉ?:P

rain on

I shushed a self checkout machine in Tesco yesterday, and then hoped nobody had heard me.

Chucken

TeddyTedson wrote: »

But they would actually be human though wouldn't they be? Or are you watching on RTÉ?:P

But they're hardly going to hear me

Kamjana

TeddyTedson wrote: »

But they would actually be human though wouldn't they be? Or are you watching on RTÉ?:P

Technically yeah but your actually talking to the telly

mattjack

Mrs Mattjack and myself were out for a pint without the parasites kids recently , when just as I sat down , I heard a voice say 'howya'... I looked across from where we were sitting , about to say 'howya' back to this 'ol fella when he said 'grand thanks'.

He was talking to his pint, he even winked at the fcukin' thing.

Dr.Zeus

I find myself talking a lot to golf balls but they're fairly thick, tbh, ......they never listen.

Vicar in a tutu

Only when I hurt myself, as in stub my toe on the door etc! like today, I called it a fcuking bitch etc. asshole:mad:

Salt001

Oh I do it all the time to kitchen appliances and pots and pans and plants and ironing and oh loads of stuff.
Should I worry ??? .
And I talk to the furry baby of course but she thinks I'm cracked in the head anyway. :D;)

SlinkyKittin

The dog, the cats, the car and I shout at my laptop all the time

sheesh

dogs cats and once a horse (it was huge!)

fish, my car, the adobe flash player when it crashes - which it does all the time and for no good reason.

My phone not to the people in the phone the phone itself

non working pens, any item just out of reach

my computer , locks


why do you ask?:D

girl in the striped socks

I'm always chatting to the dog. Sometimes he answers back, other times he just sits there listening away. He's some dude.
It can get awkward when Im out walking him & I forget myself & start chatting away or commenting on something. In fairness he takes it in his stride, he just rolls with it.
Kinda difficult to embarrass him.

DEFTLEFTHAND

I talk to my dog and cats daily, they always listen.

Salt001

girl in the striped socks wrote: »

I'm always chatting to the dog. Sometimes he answers back, other times he just sits there listening away. He's some dude.
It can get awkward when Im out walking him & I forget myself & start chatting away or commenting on something. In fairness he takes it in his stride, he just rolls with it.
Kinda difficult to embarrass him.

I do this too when I'm out walking with the dog. I point out the cows and the sheep etc.
Seriously folks sometimes I think I'm losing the plot

girl in the striped socks

Salt001 wrote: »

girl in the striped socks wrote: »

I'm always chatting to the dog. Sometimes he answers back, other times he just sits there listening away. He's some dude.
It can get awkward when Im out walking him & I forget myself & start chatting away or commenting on something. In fairness he takes it in his stride, he just rolls with it.
Kinda difficult to embarrass him.

I do this too when I'm out walking with the dog. I point out the cows and the sheep etc.
Seriously folks sometimes I think I'm losing the plot

Ah yes the moo moos & the wooly dogs. I do that too.
I often bring him up to the gate so he can sniff noses with the moo moos. Fcuking hilarious so it is

mattjack

Salt001 wrote: »

I do this too when I'm out walking with the dog. I point out the cows and the sheep etc.
Seriously folks sometimes I think I'm losing the plot

girl in the striped socks wrote: »

Ah yes the moo moos & the wooly dogs. I do that too.
I often bring him up to the gate so he can sniff noses with the moo moos. Fcuking hilarious so it is

You two can move to the front of the queue ...

's'alright folks', nothing to see here , move along'

evolving_doors

It;s called anthropomorphism folks or personification for anyone who sat d'leavin cert...

cbyrd

All the time... the laundry, the cooker the hoover the stereo the telly.. it's that or engage with the husband and kids... at least the inanimate objects don't demand breakfast dinner and tea and clothes and things. . and i don't get any STUPID answers :rolleyes:
and they don't steal my make-up and perfume (13yo daughter not husband)

Chucken

cbyrd wrote: »

and they don't steal my make-up and perfume (13yo daughter not husband)

Sure

Pottler

rain on wrote: »

I shushed a self checkout machine in Tesco yesterday, and then hoped nobody had heard me.

I do that as well, same with the B&q self service yoke - I catch myself telling it to feck off out loud - or feck you and your unexpected item. This may be interpreted as madness, but i'm convinced there's a female dwarf from milton keynes hidden in the box with a voice changer.

mconigol

KeithM89 wrote: »

Pineapple on a pizza is wrong, sorry chuck.

Used to believe that. How wrong I was.

cbyrd

Pottler wrote: »

I do that as well, same with the B&q self service yoke - I catch myself telling it to feck off out loud - or feck you and your unexpected item. This may be interpreted as madness, but i'm convinced there's a female dwarf from milton keynes hidden in the box with a voice changer.

I do that in tesco. . . i don't use to them anymore. . . they're too demanding..

Salt001

girl in the striped socks wrote: »

Ah yes the moo moos & the wooly dogs. I do that too.
I often bring him up to the gate so he can sniff noses with the moo moos. Fcuking hilarious so it is

We call the moo-moos the big dogs in our house, as in " can you see the big dogs over there? "

Pottler

cbyrd wrote: »

I do that in tesco. . . i don't use to them anymore. . . they're too demanding..

they Tesco voice is quite sexy though, I reckon for that one they recruited a load of petite women with severe hairstyles wearing tight turtlenecks - strict but foxy.

Chucken

Salt001 wrote: »

We call the moo-moos the big dogs in our house, as in " can you see the big dogs over there? "

/Backs away slowly from thread

downwithpeace

Animals all the time, lesser extent electronics when they're less then cooperative.

paddy147

All Fine Gael and Labour front bench ministers..........

veronymus

Talk to my car when it won't start, which is most days lately. Starts off "please, please, please" then "c'mon, c'mon, you fecker" followed by "yeeees, thank you, you beauty"

Chucken

veronymus wrote: »

Talk to my car when it won't start, which is most days lately. Starts off "please, please, please" then "c'mon, c'mon, you fecker" followed by "yeeees, thank you, you beauty"

Men do that all the time.

Ann22

All the time -to my dogs....I call myself 'mammy'..eg 'what's mammy got for my wee babies???'

Or sometimes I say stuff like...'where's the cat?!!!' or 'Where's the busy bee?!!'(when I hear a fly:o):)

I love my wee puddings:o