Talking to things that aren't human.

Chucken

Talking to the dogs is normal..isnt it?

We have a very spoilt cat and he sulks when my hubby goes out the door.
I'll pick him up and start " Wheres daddy gone..wheres he gone. aw look hes outside, he'll be back to his little baby soon " Oh gawd, Im not well really!

getzls

I once said thank you to an A.T.M. when it gave me my money. I know the people behind me heard.

CodyJarrett

I've lost the head with a few inanimate objects many a time.

Things just always seem to fall and go missing when you're in a hurry, bastards!

Which reminds me:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78b67l_yxUc

Teyla Emmagan

WILSON!!!!!

Gummy Panda

People talk to me all the time

Sky King

Last week I saw an oul wan apologising to a parking ticket machine..

I presume she has never seen Terminator 2, nor is she aware of the serious cybernetic revolt potential if humans start to show deference towards their machines. I felt like shouting THAT'S HOW IT ALL STARTED at her but instead I scanned my ticket before my 15 minutes was up and got out of there without paying for parking. Like a boss

Jammy Donut

If I bump off the car I apolagise..... Sometimes when I lock it into the garage at night I pat it goodnight.

I often say thank you to ATMs, once they've dispensed my money. I figure that eventually when robots take over the world, they'll remember how polite I was and spare me.

At 6 seconds into that Basil Fawlty clip, does he shout "c*nt!"

CodyJarrett

Putting out the bins there in there rain trying not to get wet and the bag ripped and so I called it a: "fcuking bastrad **** of all fcuking whores" and then noticed that there was people walking up the road and so put my hand up to my ear and cupped it and proceeded to act as if I was not crazy, but in fact talking in the rain on a cellular phone with one hand and carrying a ripped bin bag in the other.

I think I got away with it :cool:

CastorTroy

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I often say thank you to ATMs, once they've dispensed my money. I figure that eventually when robots take over the world, they'll remember how polite I was and spare me.

Likewise. Thank the ATM machine for giving me money. As you say, we'll be remembered and may be given positions of authority when they take over

K-9

I've thumped things at times, sure who doesn't give the car a good thrashing like Basil did?

Talk to the dog and the cats who assemble for milk and ham. I wish they were wolves, foxes and Siberian Tigers and remind them of their inadequacies. Just like AH really.

John Doe1

I chastise my mirror over whether or not he was directing a comment at me.