British Citizenship Test, Could you pass ?

Lollers

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/blog/quiz/2012/jul/05/uk-citizenship-test

What ho, chaps.

You need more than 10 out of 15 correct to pass. I got 6.
Can anyone top that, I'm guessing you can ?

Tombi!

Got six myself.

Well luckily I don't have a British passport so I don't need to hand it over.

If I pass will they hand me a free one and 50 pounds?

golden lane

i've been in the uk 51 years....i failed.....but i am not a british citizen.....

sheesh

9 so no I would not.

Orim

8 right.

Kind of embarrassed that I got the one question about Ireland wrong

Tombi!

Yeah did anyone know the actual answer to the faminie one? I guessed completely

El_Dangeroso

9.. missed by one question.

I'd think most British people would fail this.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

3 right
surprisingly tough

Orim

Brutal Deluxe wrote: »

Yeah did anyone know the actual answer to the faminie one? I guessed completely

I thought it was 1740s so I was kinda of right, just the wrong century :pac:

Although I just looked it up and there was a famine in the 1740s so I was technically right.

Catari Jaguar

I got 9. First question wrong. Facepalm.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

only got 7

guess I'll have to keep west britting it up over here for now

quickbeam

11 - yay, I'm British. Oh wait....

Sunnyisland

I got seven,

Commiserations - you failed the sample British history test (you needed more than 10 to pass). If this was the real citizenship test you would need to wait a week and pay £50 to take the test again, and hand over your British passport.

Thought I would have known more ;-(

LizT

8. Got the famine one wrong

Eve_Dublin

I got 8. No idea how

ihsb

I was brought up and educated in England. I got 4. My God I really listened in history didn't I?

Lollers

Lollers wrote: »

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/blog/quiz/2012/jul/05/uk-citizenship-test

What ho, chaps.
You need 10 out of 15 correct pass. I got 6.
Can anyone top that ( I'm guessing you can )

no, you need 11+ to pass
i got 10 and still failed

RichT

Lollers wrote: »

You need 10 out of 15 correct pass.

I got 10.......which is a FAIL :mad:

El_Dangeroso wrote: »

I'd think most British people would fail this.

I've just proved your point

Collie D

I got 12, not sure whether to be happy or not. Reading the article and noted that Theresa May reckons new citizens or immigrants need to put "less emphasis on human rights". Tory filth!

El Weirdo

I also got 10.

Lollers

bluewolf wrote: »

no, you need 11+ to pass
i got 10 and still failed

Ah yes, you do indeed. Original post corrected.

Mint Sauce

8 out of 15, and I was born and raised there.

omgitsthelazor

3, am glad I don't know much about them.

Blisterman

I can't imagine a set of questions less relevant to helping people live in the UK.

"Which king defeated the Vikings at the end of the 9th Century?"

zenno

Only 4 right ffs lol i thought i would do better than that.

Sarn

Nine and one of those was a guess. I'll stick to being Irish.

biko

You scored 10 out of a possible 15

Commiserations - you failed the sample British history test (you needed more than 10 to pass). If this was the real citizenship test you would need to wait a week and pay £50 to take the test again, and hand over your British passport

westendgirlie

I got 3 right :eek::o:eek:

Posting my GB passport back in the morning. Now where do mum and dad keep their birth and marriage certs?

earlyevening

12

westendgirlie

El_Dangeroso wrote: »

9.. missed by one question.

I'd think most British people would fail this.

Yip, you got that right too.

trishasaffron

9 and I have an interest in British history!!!

senorwipesalot

By jingo,I got 11 old boy.
Tally ho chaps.


innit.

flutterflye

Oh god!
I got a measly 5!
History was never my strong suit though.

zenno

What was the name of the first person in London that was burned at the stake on 13th july 1625 ? some of those questions are not worth knowing as what use are they in todays terms.

flutterflye

Brutal Deluxe wrote: »

Yeah did anyone know the actual answer to the faminie one? I guessed completely

Yeah - I actually knew that one.
I didn't remember from school though - I did some module in college that included stuff about the famine.

johngalway

Got 8, am delighted to have failed

Lollers

Don't be too hard on yourselves peoples. Apprently the BBC journalist Jonathan Dimbleby took the test and failed.

zenno

Will do a random psychic test now and see how many i get right.

My name is URL

I got 12 right but most of those were compete guesses. Meh.. they seem like rather irrelevant questions, I don't see why having a good knowledge of such things would give someone more of a right to call themselves British. Surely instead of historical questions there should be ones that are actually relevant to how society functions today.

Collie D

True test.

Do you want to see Andy Murray beat Federer today?

a) Yes, because he's British

b) No, because he's British

c) No, because he's the most unlikeable miserable git ever to play on Centre Court

Jonah42

10. I'd be interested to see an Irish version of this.

Ideo

I got 11, go me! There were a few guesses in there tho

ostrich

Collie D wrote: »

True test.

Do you want to see Andy Murray beat Federer today?

a) Yes, because he's British

b) No, because he's British

c) No, because he's the most unlikeable miserable git ever to play on Centre Court

C.

ejmaztec

I only got 13, but I was born, brought up and educated there (and was taught history by an Irish priest :pac:) :P.

If they applied the test to everyone in the UK, and threw out everyone failing it, the population would then be less than it is here.

zenno

I done better by just guessing...
You scored 8 out of a possible 15
Commiserations - you failed the sample British history test.

next time you get a test just guess and you will do better. :pac:

Fupping Grasshole

I got 9, f*uck that, that's a fix anyway, I should've got at least 13 :mad: Where's the answers :mad::mad:

jimmycrackcorm

I cant imagine many British actually passing this test.

ciarang85

got 10! time to claim my passport!

Actually wait fúck that!:pac:

Keith186

I got 4 correct & got the famine one right at least.

What kinda engineers did they have in the middle ages? Definitely thought they were the answer to that one. Trebuchet engineers probably to design the latest hi-tech weaponry

If this was the real citizenship test you would need to wait a week and pay £50 to take the test again, and hand over your British passport

NCT for foreigners! suckers...

EuropeanSon

Got 11, and I'd have thought I had a pretty extensive knowledge of British History. Pointless test IMO.

Ronin247

1. Which countries make up 'Great Britain'?

A. There is nothing great about it

2. Which tribal leader fought against the Roman conquest of Britain?

A. It wasn't called Britain then so all answers are wrong

3. Which king defeated the Vikings at the end of the 9th Century?

A. Alfred the Great , also known as "fat al, lard ass and five bellies al"

4. When did the English first impose English laws on Wales and the Welsh?

A. The first half of the 16th Century,when it becane illegal to have sex with a sheep without getting the Farmers permission.Bloody welsh heathens used to just sneak up on them.

5. Which famous document eventually led to the formation of Parliament in England?

A. Word 2007

6. Under the feudal system, what were people who worked the land called?

A. Farmers!!duh!

7. What proportion of the population of the UK were killed by the Black Death?

A. The answer is not half.......................enough

8. Which kinds of skilled workers did not come to England in large numbers from Europe in the Middle Ages?

A. Kangaroo herders.

9. Which monarch established the Church of England?

A. King Henry VIII. Nasty Pope wouldnt let him keep getting married and divorced so he took his ball and left.

10. Which monarch was defeated by Oliver Cromwell in the English Civil War?

A. Charles 1 ............ 6-2. 3-6. 6-1

11. Who was the first Prime Minister?

A. Of where.....

12. When did potato famine in Ireland lead to great numbers of deaths owing to starvation and disease?

A. It wasnt a famine, it was Genocide

13. Which were the first colonies granted independence by the Labour Party in 1947?

A. India told Britain they were being kicked out.....Britain grants independence.

14. Which British Prime Minister oversaw the introduction of the National Health Service?

A. Does anyone care?

15. What does NATO stand for?

A. Never Ask Tans Opinions ?