What's the biggest crime you will openly admit to on here?

montyrebel

I used t work nightshift in a well known supermarket chain and used to help myself to some free shopping, all damages that they couldnt sell of course

Esoteric_

My biggest crime was drinking before I hit 18, and smoking the odd bit of weed when I was 19. I'm too well behaved

bijapos

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

TheBody

I stole the hearts of many beautiful women!! :pac:

steveLFC24

Stole a pc game from someone's bedroom at a house party. Them Park World :pac:

staker

I shot JR.

Forgot to patent the T-shirt:(

Seaneh

While 15 I had sex with a 16 year old girl.

In this country, I would go to jail and she wouldn't even be cautioned.

****ing brilliance of the Irish legal system.

Sar_Bear

I walked out of a shop in Poland with a can of red bull, didn't even realise it. That & underage drinking is the length of my criminal record, how boring is that

ygolometsipe

I shot JR.

Forgot to patent the gun

Cillo rs200

My friends and I used to regularly race on the roads most weekends, I'm not proud of it though we were lucky not to have been killed or killed someone else!

krudler

Shot a sherriff, they wrote a song about it, although I did have a legal wrangle with the writer as I definitely shot that deputy motherfcuker as well. It was settled out of court though.

kilnamanagh

Stole a decent hurling helmet and two or three sliotars from school when I was younger, taking the sliotars was common enough but the helmet was a bit much.

Merkin

Hahaahahahaha. I shot the sherriff but definitely didn't shoot any deputy. It was Krudler.

southcentralts

I kidnapped myself for the insurance money but forgot to take out insurance.

Carbon Bootprint

Got pinched for shoplifting when I was 12. That's all I've been caught at, and all I'll admit to.:p

The King of Moo

Getting my CAO results a day early and thanks whoring.

Intensive Care Bear

Statuary rape and the drug dealing:eek:

PinkFly

I stole the cookies from the cookie jar

That is all

bennyineire

I went to a Scooter gig at the point in the 90's, I'm still living with the shame of it

Fizzlesque

I broke into a supermarket in Portugal, smashed the window by throwing a large and empty Sangria jug through it and climbed in.

Myself and my friend had consumed a lot of Sangria and thought it would be a great idea to smash a window. Young, drunk and foolish......I was once that angry young woman who did stupid things while drunk.

Stole lots of chocolate and alcohol. We had no food because we were broke at the time, waiting for money to arrive from home, but we had fancy chocolate and alcohol to offer the kind people in the tent next door who offered to share their dinner with the hungry idiots next door.

Strange night - horrible following day. T'was a long long time ago now. And a once off, thank goodness

christmas2012

If i said anything on here i would be so paranoid that someone would be tracking this internet....No i didnt get up to much mischief other than a mis spent youth..thats it really

Rhand

I raped and murdered in Belgium, hiding out here in Dublin until it all cools down a bit.

fryup

sneaked out of pizza hut a few times without paying, mainly during the lunch buffet when they're busy

ashamed of it now

ArtyM

Most of the items in my wardrobe in the mid 80s.
Sure they looked good on Crocket and Tubbs in sunny Miami, but on a spotty teenager with a bad hairdo in rainy Louth = fashion crime.
I am actually cringeing just thinking about it.

brian93

I was given 5 sausage rolls from my friends to rob a keyring when I was 14, as they were running an undercover keyring market in school.

If you ask me, it was this keyring blackmarket that took down the Irish economy. They even sold stationary.

Rothko

I waked across the street without looking each way

criticalcritic

Arson, set car on fire for the insurance

montyrebel

ArtyM wrote: »

Most of the items in my wardrobe in the mid 80s.
Sure they looked good on Crocket and Tubbs in sunny Miami, but on a spotty teenager with a bad hairdo in rainy Louth = fashion crime.
I am actually cringeing just thinking about it.

need a few pics for the craic :pac:

dodderangler

When I was 19 I shot a guy in laos from a thousand yards out.
5 maybe 10 people in the world could've made that shot

admiralofthefleet

i stole a pencil out of argos today

Pottler

nah, never did anything interesting. Just the usual kid stuff.

cartell_best

Seemingly I broke someone's window and it resulted in being the crime of the century where I lived. Not to mention how a supermarket owner accused me of being the biggest "f**ker" the owner has met because even houdini had "nothing on me", I **** you not!

Stinicker

I was caught with more than my Duty free allowance and had 600 cigarettes seized from me in Dublin. :mad: Fecking customs.

PizzamanIRL

"Took advantage" of a bookies

LH Pathe

Stole a few k worth of musical equipment from the kilnamanagh community centre. Actual instruments, for my actual self if that makes it any less bad?! I still feel bad about it. Years ago; got a juvenile rap sheet long as my arm. It wasn't me

johnjoe7

Swedish house mafia stabbings.

Carbon Bootprint

dodderangler wrote: »

When I was 19 I shot a guy in laos from a thousand yards out.
5 maybe 10 people in the world could've made that shot

Were you a military sniper, or just showing off?

If it's the former, why do you consider that a crime?

ringadingding

Wow, I was expecting LOADS more bull**** in this thread by now, I'm impressed with the restraint

ChunkyLover54

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

"Took advantage" of a bookies

Hehehe, same here......except replace the word "bookies" with the words "drunken college girl walking home alone after a night out"

Richard Hillman

I downloaded a James Blunt album without paying

humbert

Carbon Bootprint wrote: »

Were you a military sniper, or just showing off?

If it's the former, why do you consider that a crime?

Lethal Weapon quote

holystungun9

Sandals and white socks, crocs and white socks..., I could go on.

Senna

I drove 500 yards while drunk when i was about 20, we were on our way to Witnness and stopped in the car-park of a Monaghan Hotel, the bouncers told us they'd call the guards if we didn't move the car, so thinking that we'd have no where to sleep i drove out of the hotel and pulled in at the first place i could find.
Nearly caused an accident pulling out of the hotel, i was that drunk.

Anything else was just the usual piddly crap.

skoomi

Sold some ganj while in college.

upandcumming

Vandalism, "Please keep off the grass" became "Please keep off the ass".

I'm a ****.

monkeysnapper

I once got roped into going into a big art gallery and get the owner to show me some of his work so my mad friend could walk in gallery and take a picture with her slr camera while owner wasnt looking . Mad stuff altogether!!! Oh and same friend made me steal a hudson blue pint glass !!!

ColeTrain

Hijacked a plane and beat the pilot to death with my bare hands. Don't know how the feck I got away with that one.

John Doe1

I've never commited a crime because im not an amoral twat:p

Capt'n Midnight

€127,000 and / or 5 years imprisonment

I had a recording device in a cinema.

It was a smart phone.

akura

upandcumming wrote: »

Vandalism, "Please keep off the grass" became "Please keep off the ass".

I'm a ****.

Ah yes,
"No Dumping" became "No Humping"

:pac:

demanufactured

Almost derailed a freight train when i was 16.