What's the biggest crime you will openly admit to on here?

B.A._Baracus

I'm embarrassed to admit this

But i'm currently on the social welfare. But I work 37 hours a week for my uncle's business.
actually no i dont. just trying to rile up people. lol.

John Doe1

B.A._Baracus wrote: »

I'm embarrassed to admit this

But i'm currently on the social welfare. But I work 37 hours a week for my uncles business.
actually no i dont. just trying to rile up people. lol.

Oh B.A. i am disappointed:rolleyes:

ColeTrain

B.A._Baracus wrote: »

I'm embarrassed to admit this

But i'm currently on the social welfare. But I work 37 hours a week for my uncle's business.
actually no i dont. just trying to rile up people. lol.

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
rabble

B.A._Baracus

John Doe1 wrote: »

Oh B.A. i am disappointed:rolleyes:

A bit quick to get back there, werent you John
Despite your "roll eyes" :pac:

have_a_go_hero

when i was in school i was well known for stealing pens from classmates,,,,its something that follows me through life...without a word of a lie i must have 200 pens for far...

have_a_go_hero

John Doe1 wrote: »

I've never commited a crime because im not AN amoral twat:p

:P You are guilty of crimes against grammar.

jiltloop

Richard Hillman wrote: »

I downloaded a James Blunt album without paying

That's criminal in more ways than one.

I dabbled in drugs a fair bit and may have sold and carried some for cash.

damagegt

When I was fifteen on the piss in a caravan park me and my mate got hungry so we turfed a rock through the window of a small summer shop and grabbed a box of those pink and blue cruchies prawn cocktail flavoured crisps and a box of "Welcome to Clonea" rocks.We then preceded to boot around 20 of those really light footballs you get in those shops all over the place and make our get away on a club 50 I "borrowed" from my grandfather.

I don't know how far me made it but I know we took a hopper when I tried to eat a packet of crisps.So we made our way across the local golf course to try stay out of view.

That didn't work as it was five in the morning in the middle of the summer so it was totally bright.The local garda was standing there waiting for us and we went down for everything.

Those crisps still remind me of the good old days.

cocoshovel

I was a bit of a f*cking twat in my late childhood/early teens. I suppose breaking that abandoned cars window and tail lights, breaking into that abandoned house and smashing windows and spraypainting crap inside it. I broke a lot of windows actually. I did get caught for doing all of them, and most times it was just abandoned places etc. Never anybodies home or car in use etc.

BOHtox

B.A._Baracus wrote: »

I'm embarrassed to admit this

But i'm currently on the social welfare. But I work 37 hours a week for my uncle's business.
actually no i dont. just trying to rile up people. lol.

You're robbing 4.6 million Irish people most of whom are taxpayers whether directly or indirectly.

ME: I think I stole 2 stinger bars from the local video renting store when I was in 6th class. Never did it again though. My conscience told me a lot that day.

TheBrinch

I dropped the screw in the tuna

BUBBLE WRAP

Cillo rs200 wrote: »

My friends and I used to regularly race on the roads most weekends, I'm not proud of it though we were lucky not to have been killed or killed someone else!

Well shame on you. :mad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGME3QdDZ6o

:pac:

Avox

Richard Hillman wrote: »

I downloaded a James Blunt album without paying[/I]

FYP

Cillo rs200

BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »

Well shame on you. :mad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGME3QdDZ6o

:pac:

Brings me back!

AngryHippie

Took a wander through a city center with a refuse bag of tumbleweed on my shoulder.
Grew my own.
Smoked it up.
Tried acid - Laughed until it hurt


Good times

charlemont

akura wrote: »

Ah yes,
"No Dumping" became "No Humping"

:pac:

RAMPS AHEAD becomes TRAMPS AHEAD

TheBegotten

Conspiricy to commit mass genocide :pac: Apparently politicians count as people, it was an honest mistake. Other than that, building sites, a good few illegal downloads...god I'm boring. I don't even drink, I hate the thought of not being in full control of my body :eek:

degausserxo

I wore harem pants after the 1990s. Dear god, why?

flyswatter

Stole a paracetemol from my friends house and ate it later in my bedroom. I wasn't ill and had a good enough time with the tablet.

Jesus Wept

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

i stole a pencil out of argos today

They only have pens now, not pencils. Story doesn't check out. :cool:

SillyMangoX

Hello people I havent met before. Lets all boast about what crimes we have committed. *adjusts innocent box shape under t shirt*.

Goat the dote

Got a five finger discount on lipstick when I was 13. I didn't even like the colour

PizzamanIRL

SillyMangoX wrote: »

Hello people I havent met before. Lets all boast about what crimes we have committed. *adjusts innocent box shape under t shirt*.

People aren't boasting. They're answering the question asked.

Bruthal

akura wrote: »

Ah yes,
"No Dumping" became "No Humping"

:pac:

ramps 250m became tramps £2.50

criticalcritic

Drew a big meaty Willy on the desk of a Lesbian I work with when she was on break

Put underneath 'Ah go on'

She wasnt impressed and their still looking for the culprit

Kolido

B.A._Baracus wrote: »

I'm embarrassed to admit this

But i'm currently on the social welfare. But I work 37 hours a week for my uncle's business.
actually no i dont. just trying to rile up people. lol.

Aren't you already wanted for a crime you didn't commit.

Canis Lupus

I stole a penny sweet once and felt guilty about it for ages.

During my mid teens I used foreign coins to fool the cigarette machine but after the penny sweet incident I was a hardened criminal and it didn't bother me.

The Big Red Button

Richard Hillman wrote: »

I downloaded a James Blunt album without paying

So ... which part of this was the crime?

Ri_Nollaig

I haven't paid my TV license I cant live with the shame, could you?

Stiffler2

I did a fund raiser for a charity before, collecting money from house in estates, then I kept it all




muhahahhahaahahah


charity starts at home

smash

I downloaded a whole TV series and I ain't even sorry about it

/bad ass!

SillyMangoX

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

People aren't boasting. They're answering the question asked.

Somebody doesnt watch the Simpsons then!

Ri_Nollaig

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

People aren't boasting. They're answering the question asked.

I believe he is referring to wearing a wire

Vinta81

Notorious illegal down loader of music, TV shows and films.

kfallon

Robbed/Took 2 jackets when in college, they had been left in the main atrium/foyer for about 4 hours so I took them and flogged them off, a score each (they were adidas and nike) so went out on the last that Friday with the £40! Not proud of it looking back tbh

For Karma purposes I then lost a jacket in a pub about 6 months after it, no doubt somebody brought it home with them so that taught me!

FatherLen

took a stale doughnut from a 24 hour spar/centra in an inebriated state at about 4 in the morning. it was delicious.

kfallon

Ri_Nollaig wrote: »

I haven't paid my TV license I cant live with the shame, could you?

Tbh what RTE are paying their 'stars' is criminal and so is the programmes they are putting out every night so don't worry, RTE will be done for crimes against humanity (The Craig Doyle Show, Wagons Den etc etc) before you get done for not coughing up!

seamus

Technically, drug dealing, possession with intent to supply. Bought £20 worth of hash in school at 16 then split it between me and 3 mates.

Frere_Jaques

Age 8; caught rolling a huge potato down a hilly road just as the police drove past the bottom. Attempted escape via go-kart. Chase ensued.

danwhite88

Cillo rs200 wrote: »

My friends and I used to regularly race on the roads most weekends, I'm not proud of it though we were lucky not to have been killed or killed someone else!

100 meters?

Sleepy

I'd say the figures of how many Irish people *haven't* taken an illegal drug or infringed on copyright would be far more telling tbh. I'm guessing you'd be looking at less than 20% of the population.

JohnMarston

I stole a pen from the post office once...

Jonah42

I publicly jaywalked in view of a ban garda, and she didn't do anything.

We have chaos, anarchy at times, on the streets of Donegal.

Stiffler2

I've commited crimes that would make Larry Murphy blush.

I'm also the real supplier behind the dundons, we just want everyone to think it's imported.

I have also been known to commit a few tiger kidnappings

Capt'n Midnight

Sleepy wrote: »

I'd say the figures of how many Irish people *haven't* taken an illegal drug or infringed on copyright would be far more telling tbh. I'm guessing you'd be looking at less than 20% of the population.

In one of the categories of a previous free speed survey by the RSA 99% of motorists broke the speed limit

also it's one penalty point if you drive on those white hatched lines when queuing up for a right hand turn.

if you get a gift of cash from a non relative, you are supposed to declare it as income

if you use a company laptop for personal use it's benefit in kind

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Jonah42 wrote: »

We have chaos, anarchy at times, on the streets of Donegal.

According to Gay Byrne anyway!!

I Heart Internet

Jonah42 wrote: »

I publicly jaywalked in view of a ban garda, and she didn't do anything.

We have chaos, anarchy at times, on the streets of Donegal.

Not a crime in ireland.

You're watching too much US tv.

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I Heart Internet wrote: »

Not a crime in ireland.

Jaywalking

Never enforced though.

smokingman

I left the toilet seat down once.....once.

giant_midget

I used to have a pair of X works jeans :pac: