What's the biggest crime you will openly admit to on here?

Capt'n Midnight

charlemont wrote: »

RAMPS AHEAD becomes TRAMPS AHEAD

Concealed Entrance becomes Congealed Entrance

pebbles21

I used to stuff tissue paper up the slot on the old phones where you got a refund by pressing button B if you didnt get an answer..

Had all the phoneboxes in my area rigged up,kept me in sweets and cola for a long time till i got some competition,and then my game was up:(

peckerhead

seamus wrote: »

Technically, drug dealing, possession with intent to supply. Bought £20 worth of hash in school at 16 then split it between me and 3 mates.

Sold a young fella a tenspot of red leb for £20... :pac:

Hide the Rum

Jonah42 wrote: »

I publicly jaywalked in view of a ban garda, and she didn't do anything.

We have chaos, anarchy at times, on the streets of Donegal.

I can remember when I was 11... I'm minding my own business in the park and this guy, stranger to me, takes a piece of gum out of his pocket, puts it in his mouth..... and he just throws the wrapper on the ground.

He publicly litters.

Frynge

Stiffler2 wrote: »

I've commited crimes that would make Larry Murphy blush.

I'm also the real supplier behind the dundons, we just want everyone to think it's imported.

I have also been known to commit a few tiger kidnappings

Oh, where do you find the time?

KTRIC

I shot a guy in Limerick, just to watch him die.

Had listened to far too much Johnny Cash that month and the coke didn't help :rolleyes:

ladypip

I killed a man with a trident, at a network rumble. Ron Burgandy seen me do it.

CroatoanCat

I still tremble when I recall my Big Crime. I was about three years old, in the care-free, sunshiney days before school and the dawn of the 1980s. Although this particular day was a murky, rain-sodden one, if I recall correctly. Or perhaps it has only become so in my memory.
Anyway, I was accompanying my Mammy up the town, for the messages. This being the market day, we had a look around the stalls. (Important note: This was not any class of farmer's market in the modern-day, organic foods sense. Not at all. Think tat and more tat.) Mammy kindly agrees to buy me one super cool John Travolta purse (black and white print of yer man's smiling head, lots of red stars). While she's paying the stall owner, I'm looking at his other wares when I spot a lone, discarded toy solider, obviously knocked loose from his fellows. Thinking my older brother would look benignly on me if I procured this lone ranger for him, I quickly pocket it. And look up to see stallholder eyeing me with intent and advancing slowly. For some reason, however, he decides to let me go, and I drag Mammy home as fast as my wee legs allow. In the door, and hide the soldier under my parents' bed in that perfectly logical way of a preschooler.
I still feel the hot shame when I think of it. And my John Travolta purse was tainted by association and quickly discarded. Just like my 1970s innocence.

Galwayguy35

Drove a car while drunk and crashed it when I was 23.

1ZRed

Broke into a universal theme park when I was 10. I fuck you not;)

B.A._Baracus

B.A._Baracus wrote: »

I'm embarrassed to admit this

But i'm currently on the social welfare. But I work 37 hours a week for my uncle's business.
actually no i dont. just trying to rile up people. lol.

BOHtox wrote: »

You're robbing 4.6 million Irish people most of whom are taxpayers whether directly or indirectly.

ME: I think I stole 2 stinger bars from the local video renting store when I was in 6th class. Never did it again though. My conscience told me a lot that day.

Always read the small print dude :pac:

dave3004

Robbed a caravan when I was younger.

The caravan belonged to "The Bible Club".

I **** you not !

swimming in a sea

stole a microscope out of a hospital when i was 6 or 7

Dancor

I got stung with a fake €20 note. I couldnt remember where i might have got it from so I was stuck with it.

The oul wan sent me to the post office with €100, five 20 notes, to pay some bills. I knew the geriatric lady behind the counter would not spot a fake note so I placed my one in with the real cash and took 20 for myself. It worked but my heart was racing when she was counting the cash

falan

Arson.

Duck Soup

Vandalism and theft. But then, hasn't everyone?

petes

I once wore a Kylie and Jason t-shirt with bermuda shorts!

Wattle

Vandalised a local golf club. Years later I was interviewed for membership of the same club. The irony

Teyla Emmagan

I have no epic stories like these.

I'm just far too law abiding...

Big Nasty

falan wrote: »

Arson.

About?

BunShopVoyeur

I farted once on the set of Blue Lagoon...

stateofflux

"The worst crime that I ever did was play some rock 'n roll"

ButtersSuki

Not me (honestly) but an ex-friend who I no longer talk to burned down a primary school and stole a LOT of money from his employer. I have thought about shopping him, but I can't be arsed.

gobnaitolunacy

Kept library books and paintbrushes from school.
The library system was lax, run by students ffs.

EdanHewittt

Faking loads of Fifty Euro notes. Got past the EURion constellation scan foiler by removing them hand by hand with a tweezers:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EURion_constellation

Got me hands on some Cotton Paper too for that extra crispy look.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cotton_paper

(Very hard to get it, for obvious reasons)

Bought a few holograms from dodgy Chinese websites.

Because of the risk, I sold them at half their price. 25EUR for one 50EUR note

They sold like hotcakes in Glasnevin.

That's as far as my illegal activities go.

mtjm

I don't like to use the word "rob" I call it "long term borrowing" so I worked in a well known travel agent and helped myself to borrow Money/pens/pencils/staplers/hole punch/ later I discovered nice hot woman who worked on the tv so followed her home days later managed to get a small ladder and peep at her back garden from the lane way and hacked into e-mails and FB. still haven't being caught

holystungun9

holystungun9 wrote: »

Sandals and white socks, crocs and white socks..., I could go on.

Insurgent wrote: »

I once wore a Kylie and Jason t-shirt with bermuda shorts!

Wanna hang out?

mongdesade

Bunked on a ferry to Corsica by mingling with other bikers as they boarded...

Travelled home from Faro to Dublin by syphoning petrol from unsuspecting motorists at every given opportunity just to keep my bike on the road after spending all my monies on beer

akura

I dont display L plates or drive with a fully licenced driver i'm bad ass

Galwayguy35

akura wrote: »

I dont display L plates or drive with a fully licenced driver

Realistically not many of us did.

gobnaitolunacy

Drunk cycling.

midlandsmissus

ChunkyLover54 wrote: »

Hehehe, same here......except replace the word "bookies" with the words "drunken college girl walking home alone after a night out"

Maybe think that back to yourself and see is it actually funny.

akura

Galwayguy35 wrote: »

Realistically not many of us did.

True, its a stupid rule

ChunkyLover54

midlandsmissus wrote: »

Maybe think that back to yourself and see is it actually funny.

Just followed your advice and I can confirm....it is funny. Thank you for encouraging me to experience it again

stovelid

Couldn't possibly say.

stovelid

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Not me (honestly) but an ex-friend who I no longer talk to burned down a primary school and stole a LOT of money from his employer. I have thought about shopping him, but I can't be arsed.

I know somebody that set fire to a primary school. Kinda by mistake.

Jimmy Iovine

akura wrote: »

I dont display L plates or drive with a fully licenced driver

I don't know anyone that does.

midlandsmissus

ChunkyLover54 wrote: »

Just followed your advice and I can confirm....it is funny. Thank you for encouraging me to experience it again

a girl... walking on her own...taking advantage of her...

ZombieBride

I've broken many a heart and shattered some dreams.

senorwipesalot

I defaulted on a €1.9m nursing home investment debt.

Wompa1

Downloaded some stuff...don't anymore with Streaming services and if there's music worth having I tend to pay now. Not proud of it

Varied

Used to get two sausage rolls and a few sausages for lunch in college, then peel the sticker off so I'd only have to pay for the cheapest item.

/hardcore rebel

Soups123

I was a priest>>>>there was a fund raiser and I decided to deposit the monies from the event into my own account temporarily, they ended up shipping me off to a small island to live with a drunken fck and a dizzy bastard priest all because the money was resting in my account.

I also kicked a Bishop up the arse once and almost had him convinced I didn't

ChunkyLover54

midlandsmissus wrote: »

a girl... walking on her own...taking advantage of her...

it....was.....a.....joke

lighten....up

ChunkyLover54

Soups123 wrote: »

I was a priest>>>>there was a fund raiser and I decided to deposit the monies from the event into my own account temporarily, they ended up shipping me off to a small island to live with a drunken fck and a dizzy bastard priest all because the money was resting in my account.

I also kicked a Bishop up the arse once and almost had him convinced I didn't

Soups, you ever bull**** me again and I will rip off your arms

NegativeCreep

I haven't bought any music since I was 12 and just stick to downloading now.
I've stolen numerous calculators, staplers, paper-hole punches, folders, rubbers and compasses from my school. I've also taken ink cartridges only to find out that they didn't fit my printer. Haven't bought a pen since first year. I just rob everyone elses :L
Have books from the library that are about a year overdue and used to rob books from the library in my primary school when I used to attend.

Possession of weed and supply of it also :L Only to friends though.

That's about it :L

ChunkyLover54

NegativeCreep wrote: »

I haven't bought any music since I was 12 and just stick to downloading now.
I've stolen numerous calculators, staplers, paper-hole punches, folders, rubbers and compasses from my school. I've also taken ink cartridges only to find out that they didn't fit my printer. Haven't bought a pen since first year. I just rob everyone elses :L
Have books from the library that are about a year overdue and used to rob books from the library in my primary school when I used to attend.

Possession of Class A's and supply of them also :L Only to friends though.

That's about it :L

Your'e a geezer, you'll nick anything

NegativeCreep

ChunkyLover54 wrote: »

Your'e a geezer, you'll nick anything

As long as it doesn't hurt anyone, they yeah why not? :L

BOHtox

B.A._Baracus wrote: »

Always read the small print dude :pac:

Whatcha mean?

You're robbing €188 a week that you're not entitled to.

Ted_YNWA

i've robbed Peter to pay off Paul