What to do with 30,000 euro.

bradknowell

Get a gsxr 1000 for the road and whatever off road bike you like. Other than that , piss it all up against a wall.

Shryke

Ted will you pick up some humility please. I'm back to college with nothing in my pocket and I don't think we're too different in age.
You don't need advice about your money but you definitely fancy letting us know you have it.
Put it up your bottom is what i'm saying!

BUBBLE WRAP

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I don't think it's for sale or that €30,000 would cover it.

Maybe not, Buy facebook and youtube, mix them together and make facetube or youbook! :cool:

TeddyTedson

Shryke wrote: »

Ted will you pick up some humility please. I'm back to college with nothing in my pocket and I don't think we're too different in age.
You don't need advice about your money but you definitely fancy letting us know you have it.
Put it up your bottom is what i'm saying!

But sure none of you know who I am so what difference does it make. I don't think bragging works when you're anonymous, does it. Although some of you have seen me:mad:

I'd love to be going back to college now to do something I like. Teddy had dreams but I'll probably end up doing a job that I hate for the rest of my life and be miserable. There's an area I'd love to get into and I'd work for minimum wage doing it.

Adyx

Shryke wrote: »

Ted will you pick up some humility please. I'm back to college with nothing in my pocket and I don't think we're too different in age.
You don't need advice about your money but you definitely fancy letting us know you have it.
Put it up your bottom is what i'm saying!

Ah it's only a bit of fun, it's not like he's rubbing it in our faces. I don't even have enough money to go back to college (as much as I'd love to) but I'm still laughing at some of the replies in the thread.

Snowie

if I had 30,000.00

Id give my self 10,000,00 to bye a few things that I wanted and with the rest I hate to say this Id either bye its weight in gold... Leave it because gold will always be useful

Shryke

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Shryke wrote: »

Ted will you pick up some humility please. I'm back to college with nothing in my pocket and I don't think we're too different in age.
You don't need advice about your money but you definitely fancy letting us know you have it.
Put it up your bottom is what i'm saying!

But sure none of you know who I am so what difference does it make. I don't think bragging works when you're anonymous, does it. Although some of you have seen me:mad:

I'd love to be going back to college now to do something I like. Teddy had dreams but I'll probably end up doing a job that I hate for the rest of my life and be miserable. There's an area I'd love to get into and I'd work for minimum wage doing it.

I'm messing a bit with you. It's great you have that money, I don't mean to sound bad.
I'm delighted with where I am. I hope you get where you want to be. What area would teddy like, if you don't mind me asking?

paddy147

Give it to Phil Hogan and Enda Kenny.

I heard that they are looking for "public donations" for their "Brazilaian Holiday" and "10,000 silk tie" raising fund

Lapin

Vicar in a tutu wrote: »

Put it in the trocaire box ya selfish shiite!

That would want to be one hell of a Trocaire box.

FFS don't encourage them.

TeddyTedson

Shryke wrote: »

I'm messing a bit with you. It's great you have that money, I don't mean to sound bad.
I'm delighted with where I am. I hope you get where you want to be. What area would teddy like, if you don't mind me asking?

Sorry, I'm tired and cranky :P

Er I don't want to be specific because but its a bit "artsy"

Shryke

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Shryke wrote: »

I'm messing a bit with you. It's great you have that money, I don't mean to sound bad.
I'm delighted with where I am. I hope you get where you want to be. What area would teddy like, if you don't mind me asking?

Sorry, I'm tired and cranky :P

Er I don't want to be specific because but its a bit "artsy"

Ridicule is healthy. It allows you to see how stupid you're being and how much you want to do it anyway. You shouldn't be afraid to say what you want to do after making the point that you're anonymous.

I'm going into science if everything works out financially.

paddy147

I love threads like these,where people start bitching at each other for no real reason.:D

mikemac1

Buy shares in pumpkins in November!

Ficheall

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I have never expressed an interest in boards

TeddyTedson wrote: »

One day I would love to buy boards:D

Hmm...

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Someone actually is trying to sell me a boat at the moment.

What type of boat?

eternal

Why don't you use the money to get a decent education? I went back to college without a job and I am coping. With 30k you'll be flying it and you might enjoy it. The only other decent suggestion is travelling cos that's something everybody wants to do but might not be able to afford it. You could live in Thailand for years on that. A life of banging 14 year olds and drugs every day, beer for breakfast, you'll love it.










I do not endorse child abuse, just kidding.:D

Ficheall

eternal wrote: »

I do not endorse child abuse, just kidding.:D

People whinge about "Grammar Nazis", but...

eternal

Ficheall wrote: »

People whinge about "Grammar Nazis", but...

Word for word, I want an answer telling me what is wrong with that sentence. Because there is nothing wrong with it.

eternal

I have seen your posts, telling others how to 'write properly'. Who do you think you are anyway at this time of night to pull people up on imaginary problems. You're probobly such a loser that you have no other way of feeling special. Go jump dude and stop correcting people.

Ficheall

I didn't mean that there was. I meant that without proper grammar usage that could have been a dodgy sentence.

Ficheall

eternal wrote: »

I have seen your posts, telling others how to 'write properly'. Who do you think you are anyway at this time of night to pull people up on imaginary problems. You're probobly such a loser that you have no other way of feeling special. Go jump dude and stop correcting people.

Eh?

TeddyTedson

eternal wrote: »

I have seen your posts, telling others how to 'write properly'. Who do you think you are anyway at this time of night to pull people up on imaginary problems. You're probobly such a loser that you have no other way of feeling special. Go jump dude and stop correcting people.

Deep breathes amigo.

eternal

Ficheall wrote: »

People whinge about "Grammar Nazis", but...

No space between the comma and inverted commas. Now go and try and correct elsewhere, thank you.

TeddyTedson

Ficheall wrote: »

Hmm...


What type of boat?

Like a small speed boat I think it is. I know nothing about boats as I say, although I really should.

eternal

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Like a small speed boat I think it is. I know nothing about boats as I say, although I really should.

Why should you? It is not an inherant fact to know about boats, unless you have rich parents. Or so.

books4sale

They mostly come at night ....mostly!

LH Pathe

Ohhh I would surly invest in some plush couture... Fùck important stuff, like food and shelter first priority is turning yoreself the fùck out. n this ain't it I think a good proprtion here don't even bother pullin a pair if pants on, just wear their lad in their hand

Jesus Wept

Shryke wrote: »

Ted will you pick up some humility please. I'm back to college with nothing in my pocket and I don't think we're too different in age.
You don't need advice about your money but you definitely fancy letting us know you have it.
Put it up your bottom is what i'm saying!

College eh? You're richer than most people in the world so. Kids in Africa, eat your dinner, etc.

/dry your eyes. It's 30k, not 30m.

Jesus Wept

RoverZT wrote: »

Shares in McDonald's

I've long wanted to buy mcd stock, back to when they had that problem years ago where the stock devalued. Never pulled the trigger as I've never bought stock directly.

On google finance... it seems they have paid 3/4 dividends per year and each is about .7%. How have they paid out over 5% this year?

... I guess because it's compounding.


fml, it was $12 in 2002 when I considered it. Now at $89.

Stiffler2

Go to the dole office on Friday when everyone is getting my money and light a few cigars with a fiddy while shaking your head left to right tutting

smash

Buy 3,000,000 penny sweets and see if you can eat them all before they go off!

OldGoat

Hire a ghost writer to do to create your threads for you then just sit back and count the Thanks.

TheBody

Clearly this money is causing you some stress Teddy. How about I buy the €30k off ya for say.....€15k.

Red21

beertons wrote: »

Buy bank shares.

If you invested it into aib/boi shares and they were to only reach half of there top price, you would make over 3 million.

Kenno90

smash wrote: »

Buy 3,000,000 penny sweets and see if you can eat them all before they go off!

You ever hear of diabetes ?

smash

Kenno90 wrote: »

smash wrote: »

Buy 3,000,000 penny sweets and see if you can eat them all before they go off!

You ever hear of diabetes ?

Is that a challenge?

beertons

See how quickly you could get diabetes

TouchingVirus

Buy an iPhone

Biggins

TeddyTedson wrote: »

So eh, I've come into a bit of cash through an investment I had.
I don't really want to invest it again.
I've got a car, I don't want to buy a property on this island.
I've considered prize bonds and buying a motor bike. I've been thinking about getting into dirt biking.

Apart from that though I don't really have ideas.

Move country.

Go to the Antartic and finger a penguin.

PizzamanIRL

Personally, I'd save 10k, give 5k to my mother, pay 5k off my car loan and be done with it and enjoy the rest. Standard stuff like holiday, new clothes probably and other entertainment kind of stuff.

qwerty93

I have invested in pumpkins with my money. They've been going up the whole month of October and I got a feeling they're going to peak right around January.Then, bang! That's when I'll cash in.

Immaculate Pasta

Buy a flat in London to rent out. €30k might be enough for a deposit depending on what job you have now. Even if it's a studio apartment/small 1 bed flat house prices in London will always rise. You'd get about €1500 a month as well back from rent. It would be a great second income for you :cool:

FishBowel

Stick it in Ulster Bank

funnilenough

make and star in a homo erotic film?

blacklilly

Buy me! I'm on special offer at the moment. I"m a great investment,currently showing yields of 34.2%,you won't get that anywhere else!

TeddyTedson

Biggins wrote: »

Move country.

...Why:(

Jester252

Just have fun

lil'bug

Adopt a doggie from your local animal welfare
you won't regret it and you will still have loads left over for squeaky toys

Dangerous Man

Use the money to set up a concert promotions company. I sense that there might be room in the market pretty soon.

Defiler Of The Coffin

TeddyTedson wrote: »

One day I would love to buy boards:D

Speaking of beers. There's been no AH beers for a while. As I said before, there's a few of you I want to get my paws on.

Buy everyone a round at the next boards beers. Go on, everyone will think you're sound!