Things Your Co-Workers Do That Pisses You Off

Sar_Bear

Currently, my co-worker is fast asleep. Has been since half 10 tonight (he came in at 10pm). He snores, sleep talks, and constantly burps and scratches his balls. He also does no work at all.


So, what do your co-workers do that wrecks your head?

Pushtrak

Posts about me on boards, about my snoring, sleep talking and sleep posting on boards.

Chuck Stone

So you and your co-worker are bed testers on night shift?

Sar_Bear

Chuck Stone wrote: »

So you and your co-worker are bed testers on night shift?

No, he's just a lazy bastárd that sits in the staff room all night & sleeps while I do all the work

1ZRed

Sar_Bear wrote: »

Currently, my co-worker is fast asleep. Has been since half 10 tonight (he came in at 10pm). He snores, sleep talks, and constantly burps and scratches his balls. He also does no work at all.


So, what do your co-workers do that wrecks your head?

What the hell kind of job do you have where you can essentially get paid to sleep?!:eek:

Wtf can't I find one of those jobs? Bar the snoring I have all the credentials going for me!

Sindri

Is his name Peter?

Sar_Bear

1ZRed wrote: »

Sar_Bear wrote: »

Currently, my co-worker is fast asleep. Has been since half 10 tonight (he came in at 10pm). He snores, sleep talks, and constantly burps and scratches his balls. He also does no work at all.


So, what do your co-workers do that wrecks your head?

What the hell kind of job do you have where you can essentially get paid to sleep?!:eek:

Wtf can't I find one of those jobs? Bar the snoring I have all the credentials going for me!

We are NOT paid to sleep, we are supposed to be awake working all night. He just doesn't bother his hole

Sar_Bear

Sindri wrote: »

Is his name Peter?

Nope

Sindri

They work.

1ZRed

Sar_Bear wrote: »

We are NOT paid to sleep, we are supposed to be awake working all night. He just doesn't bother his hole

But you're paid to be on boards right?:p

Well wake his sorry ass up! If I was working with him I wouldn't be picking up the slack for him.

Sar_Bear

1ZRed wrote: »

Sar_Bear wrote: »

We are NOT paid to sleep, we are supposed to be awake working all night. He just doesn't bother his hole

But you're paid to be on boards right?:p

Well wake his sorry ass up! If I was working with him I wouldn't be picking up the slack for him.

Haha, I go on Boards when I have a few spare minutes :P

Not a hope I'm doin the work for him. He can rush around and do it when he wakes up!

Heroin. Well not the heroin usage as such, they're just really scabby with it.

im invisible

not much, seeing as i'm on the dole

but when i was working, there was this guy that just had to be there to piss me off,
i dont know what it was, but every time we were working together, he just annoyed my head,

i just hated the cnut for some reason, and then i'd feel guilty for being kinda 'off' with him,
so when it came time to take breaks, i'd say 'no, you go first, i'll wait till you come back'.

i reckon that really fu*ked with his head

FearDark

What do you do Sar_Bear?

Gummy Panda

Eat junk then complain about being obese

Lando Griffin

One thing that annoys me about my co-workers is when they invite you to their private events like their daughters 21st or a wedding or stag.
I dont want to be part of their private lives or friends with them in their sh***tty dumb ass jobs.

((Although the last night I was at a 21st of one of the staff their was some eye candy to be had made me wonder about my boring relationship with the OH and what difference one of these hot women would make in my life)

humanji

Pen tapping.

Ghandee

Coughing and sniffing repeatedly.


If your sick, stay at home for Christs sake! Not only is the noise annoying, but I don't particularly want to breathe in the germs and mucus you've just exhaled into the office thanks very much. :mad:

Aglomerado

:mad: Being really smelly.

Nothingbetter2d

turn a security camera on him when he is sleeping then anonomously tip off the boss as to what the lazy ass is doing there are many people that would gladly take his job and do it properly.

Oranage2

- I work nights too and I swear to God there is one co-worker who wakes me up every time I fall asleep, so f*cking annoying though the funny thing is he thinks he's doing me a favour.

- Second on the people who want to be your friend outside work..."Eh sorry, busy that week"

Duggy747

Thank fook I work on my own these days.

Though when I see my reflection I tend to get verbally abusive.

When I worked in Lidl we had this manager who was only temporary with us, he came from another store. Anyways, on the morning shift (start at 6am) when 3 of us (including the manager) would have to sort out all the specials, fruit & veg, bread, flowers, etc.

Lazy fùck never once helped us and would disappear leaving me and another guy to sort out the whole shop. I wondered what the hell he used to be up to so I went to the kitchen where the CCTV monitor and controls were and found the fat shìt asleep in the manager's office. The window was one-sided so he didn't have to worry about anybody looking in at him.

Most days after that when I'd check on him I'd find him just sitting at his desk, twiddling him thumbs and just looking at random things on the ceiling.

He didn't last long at the job, though, and was swiftly fired for the amount of screw-ups he did.

sbsquarepants

One of my work colleagues is a dragged up cavan savage. For some reason he takes a scissors to his jeans and cuts about 6 or 8 inches up the leg from the bottom, so that they will fit over his boots! Not even on the seem, just anywhere on the god damn leg is fine
3 words you fúcking uncivilised bog trotter BOOT CUT JEANS:mad:

Stiffler2

1ZRed wrote: »

What the hell kind of job do you have where you can essentially get paid to sleep?!:eek:

Wtf can't I find one of those jobs? Bar the snoring I have all the credentials going for me!

Prob works in the public sector..

Canis Lupus

I've made some great friends through work. Don't understand why some people think it's 'wrong' to socialise with your co workers....

Immaculate Pasta

I had an old co-worker who used to cycle 10 miles to work everyday. So he'd arrive in the morning caked in sweat, he wouldn't shower and would proceed to make himself some homemade porridge in the staff room. He'd mix it around with a dirty fork and drink it from a plastic container. Why he wouldn't use a spoon and a bowl I'll never know. He'd drink the porridge and of course some of the porridge would get in his beard which would be on his face all day. It wasn't a nice sight to see a sweaty 60 year old man with porridge in his beard every morning. :cool:

kfallon

Talking to himself, in fact I can see him at it right now out of the corner of my eye.....really gets on my goat! The arm gesticulating will start soon :mad:

Funglegunk

My co-worker epitomises the '****-rolls-downhill' attitude. She gets in trouble for not doing something, then combs through our network looking for some trivial administrative task for me to do (jobs that only really get done when you're not up to your eyeballs in more important work), finds it, then e-mails me while CCing my boss and leaves snarky comments like 'I shouldn't have to remind you of this'.

What a lovely person.

giftgrub

Theres a bint in my place thats always on about how how she hasn't got the ride in ages....

She's also taken to reading out loud tweets from the irish 50 shades of green thing....

PAIN IN MY HOOP

kfallon

Canis Lupus wrote: »

I've made some great friends through work. Don't understand why some people think it's 'wrong' to socialise with your co workers....

I've made maybe 3 or 4 really good friends through work, the rest of them I wouldn't give the steam of me piss :pac:

kfallon

giftgrub wrote: »

Theres a bint in my place thats always on about how how she hasn't got the ride in ages....

Is she any use???

Mickey Dazzler

I used to work in a bar and when ever it was quiet I would try to get some shut eye in the corner only to wake up to find one of my colleagues rubbing his penis against my slightly open mouth.

giftgrub

kfallon wrote: »

Is she any use???

She's apparently DUURTY.....

Nothingbetter2d

Mickey Dazzler wrote: »

I used to work in a bar and when ever it was quiet I would try to get some shut eye in the corner only to wake up to find one of my colleagues rubbing his penis against my slightly open mouth.

ah so now we know where you got your fondness for the taste of fellatio from...

how soon after did your obsession with Autofellatio begin? :D

kfallon

giftgrub wrote: »

She's apparently DUURTY.....

But you'd have to listen to loads of s**te offa her, the last fella couldnt take it anymore and dumped her ass while they were away on a weekend together..

I only want the ride, not a relationship ffs!!!

Now 'DUURTY' as in she'll stick a finger up me hole or 'DUURTY' as in she needs a good wash and looks like something the cat dragged in???

Vinta81

exist.

ruthloss

We have one who's mission in life is to 'make a collection' for everything remotely connected with co workers lives:
Birthdays
Funerals
Weddings
Leavings
Hospital stays

and when she is not doing that she is asking you to 'sponsor' someone she knows.

giftgrub

ruthloss wrote: »

We have one who's mission in life is to 'make a collection' for everything remotely connected with co workers lives:
Birthdays
Funerals
Weddings
Leavings
Hospital stays

and when she is not doing that she is asking you to 'sponsor' someone she knows.

There was one section of our place that had a high staff turnover at one stage, every week it was "Sarah's leaving" or " Sign a card for john?"

I stopped talking to them, that way i wouldnt have to kick in for a whip around.

Ghandee

giftgrub wrote: »

Theres a bint in my place thats always on about how how she hasn't got the ride in ages....

She's also taken to reading out loud tweets from the irish 50 shades of green thing....

PAIN IN MY HOOP

PM sent with my mobile no. Pass it on to her.

kfallon

Ghandee wrote: »

PM sent with my mobile no. Pass it on to her.

Hey I got in there first ffs :mad:

Ghandee

kfallon wrote: »

Hey I got in there first ffs :mad:

Spit roast?

kfallon

Ghandee wrote: »

Spit roast?

Bags the 'goal' end

Another thing that annoyed me was a co worker of mine used to bring the most horrendous dishes into work for her lunch, often strong smelling fish that would nearly have you gagging! Luckily she was moved soon after to another part of the office!

woodoo

Stiffler2 wrote: »

Prob works in the public sector..

The real hardcore dossing is done in the Private sector

Genghiz Cohen

woodoo wrote: »

The real hardcore dossing is done in the Private sector

Where else would they get the time to complain about the public sector dossing?

Blondini

sbsquarepants wrote: »

One of my work colleagues is a dragged up cavan savage. For some reason he takes a scissors to his jeans and cuts about 6 or 8 inches up the leg from the bottom, so that they will fit over his boots! Not even on the seem, just anywhere on the god damn leg is fine
3 words you fúcking uncivilised bog trotter BOOT CUT JEANS:mad:

Love it !

Blondini

Mickey Dazzler wrote: »

I used to work in a bar and when ever it was quiet I would try to get some shut eye in the corner only to wake up to find one of my colleagues rubbing his penis against my slightly open mouth.

Ha Ha Ha H...

Hold on?

What??

Fentdog84

Used to work in an office and had this manager, was a really strange guy. used to crack these strange jokes that produced nervous, uncomfortable laughter in employees. He would call you into his office and having you sitting there for a full hour mostly in silence whilst making these occasional open ended statements like ''Am I missing something here?'' or ''Seems we have our work cut out for us'' and you would be squirming in your seat thinking ''get me outta here! get me outta here!!!''

sbsquarepants

Mickey Dazzler wrote: »

I used to work in a bar and when ever it was quiet I would try to get some shut eye in the corner only to wake up to find one of my colleagues rubbing his penis against my slightly open mouth.

The george was it?;)

paddyzk

Monday morning telling me about how much they drank and who they got their 'hole' off. ಠ_ಠ

Leave the toilet door open when they are having a ****e so everyone can hear the burbling noises and smell what they had for breakfast.

Africa

Supervisor who is late every morning often by an hour and up to 2 hours, lazy, disappears on 2 hour lunch breaks, incompetent, and pretty useless at theyre job, yet gets annoyed if we ever do it even once (not the late thing, they havent a clue cause theyre always late).

Problem is we are a subsidary of a US based development studio, and there is only 3 of us here, and they were the most senior after the old general manager left so they got handed it, no interview, nothing. Annoying cause Ive no power to do anything, noone here to complain to, and the only interaction is through email to across the pond who at the end of the day, only really see things through email.

Very hard to talk to, and watches Netflix all day in work while doing as little work as possible. Horrible as I do the duties of 4 people as it is.

And I cant get a pay rise cause it 'would bring me too close to their grade' despite myself being far more qualified to do so.

Now THAT is annoying.