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Couple try to smuggle 5 month old baby in hand luggage.....

  • 09-07-2012 2:56pm
    #1
    fro9etb8j5qsl2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,391 ✭✭✭


    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4419382/Baby-smuggled-in-hand-luggage.html

    A COUPLE were busted after trying to smuggle their baby into the United Arab Emirates - in their HAND LUGGAGE.

    The Egyptian husband and wife were arrested when airport security staff spotted the five-month-old in a bag scanner, which emits powerful X-rays.

    They were denied entry after flying into the UAE’s Sharjah International Airport on Friday night as they lacked any official documents for the newborn.

    Airport authorities allowed them to stay until the relevant office re-opened yesterday.



    WTF??? :eek: :eek:


Comments

  • #2
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    You're only fooling yourself with that sort of carry-on so you are.


  • #3
    Pushtrak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,640 ✭✭✭Pushtrak


    Baby on board.


  • #4
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    At least they didnt put him in the suitcase....


  • #5
    Unavailable for Comment
    Registered Users Posts: 217 ✭✭Unavailable for Comment


    Nobody puts bebe in a suitcase.


  • #6
    DrumSteve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,798 ✭✭✭✭DrumSteve


    Well it a miracle the kid survived that. You need a licence to own a dog but any idiot can become a parent. ****in assholes the pair of them.

    *obligatory pun*.


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  • #7
    Feeona
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,633 ✭✭✭Feeona


    Woman should have put the baby under her clothes and pretend it was a very well developed baby bump.


  • #8
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,134 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    It would never happen on Ryanair, nothing with a pulse gets on their planes for free.


  • #9
    Unavailable for Comment
    Registered Users Posts: 217 ✭✭Unavailable for Comment


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    It would never happen on Ryanair, nothing with a pulse gets on their planes for free.

    Plus if it was a Ryanair flight they were probably just bringing their first born in return for priority boarding and fire escape seats.


  • #10
    fishy fishy
    Registered Users Posts: 3,456 ✭✭✭fishy fishy


    head case
    :D


  • #11
    Salt001
    Registered Users Posts: 215 ✭✭Salt001


    Unbelievable and she is pregnant again,poor kids.


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  • #12
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,134 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Salt001 wrote: »
    Unbelievable and she is pregnant again,poor kids.

    She'll soon need a bigger bag.


  • #13
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Who is worse the young lad with the hash or these ****wits?


  • #14
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    They made a bags of it.


  • #15
    Sea Sharp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    13 replies, 13 lame jokes. :rolleyes:


  • #16
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Sea Sharp wrote: »
    13 replies, 13 lame jokes. :rolleyes:

    And you ruined the flow.

    Thanks for nothing.


  • #17
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,134 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Sea Sharp wrote: »
    13 replies, 13 lame jokes. :rolleyes:

    I was being deadly serious :rolleyes:










    :P


  • #18
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    She should have known she wouldn't get away with it, they're quite strict.


    She should have presented it separately, in a resealable plastic see through bag.


  • #19
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,134 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Boombastic wrote: »
    She should have known she wouldn't get away with it, they're quite strict.


    She should have presented it separately, in a resealable plastic see through bag.


    ...or a big Barbie box.


  • #20
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,397 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    Sea Sharp wrote: »
    13 replies, 13 lame jokes. :rolleyes:

    No, these were funny:
    ejmaztec wrote: »
    She'll soon need a bigger bag.
    Unavailable for Comment wrote: »
    Nobody puts bebe in a suitcase.


  • #21
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    A mother and her young son were flying Ryanair from Knock to Manchester. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?"

    The mother - who couldn't think of an answer - told her son to ask the flight attendant.

    So the boy dutifully asked the flight attendant, "If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?"

    The flight attendant responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?"

    The little boy admitted that she did.

    "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Ryanair always pulls out on time. Now, ask you mother to explain that to you."


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  • #22
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    ...or a big Barbie box.

    No, there are RULES for liquids:P


  • #23
    golden lane
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,364 ✭✭✭golden lane


    baby's should be marked fragile.....this way up....


  • #24
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    and take off the childs' shoes...... amateurs:rolleyes:


  • #25
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Perhaps the poor wee thing was being taken out a situation of potential neglect or abuse? Putting him through the x-ray machine was bloody stupid but the intentions may have been noble?

    Just sayin', like.


  • #26
    EireIceMan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 419 ✭✭EireIceMan


    They forgot to double bag....
    Amateurs.


  • #27
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Sea Sharp wrote: »
    13 replies, 13 lame jokes. :rolleyes:

    And one wanker.......


  • #28
    goose2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,798 ✭✭✭goose2005


    An X-ray machine will give a bag 0.0002 millisieverts of radiation - about one-tenth of a dental X-ray. http://www.catsa-acsta.gc.ca/File/Library/77/English/X-Ray_safety_awareness_handbook.pdf

    So there is zero risk to health. However, everyone knows that babies can be easily concealed in one's trouser-ass area.


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