Fast love

efb

Guy alone at the table beside mine - should I go over?

El Weirdo

efb wrote: »

Guy alone at the table beside mine - should I go over?

Thought this was about danger ****.

Thread disappoints.

Chuck Stone

Blast him with theatrical winks.

Dravokivich

yeah sure, go on, get yer hole.

Tombi!

Depends, how ugly are you?

Ghandee

Ask him if you can push his stool in.

BraziliaNZ

Well if he's not ghey too it could be awkward for both of you

admiralofthefleet

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Blast him with theatrical winks.

for a sky high fee

El Weirdo

Brutal Deluxe wrote: »

Depends, how ugly are you?

Wait for it...

...wait for it...

...wait for it...

Copper_pipe

Ah gwan, gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan

efb

If he's not gay he's in the wrong bar!

IvySlayer

G'wan son!

Ghandee

efb wrote: »

If he's not gay he's in the wrong bar!

Go for it then, what you got to lose?

admiralofthefleet

is he wearing blue overalls and a ski mask?

Tombi!

efb wrote: »

If he's not gay he's in the wrong bar!

I never seen a gay man turned down. Can you video it?

Seriously, just f**king go over and start a chat. Worse case scenario you get turned down and tell us about it and we all laugh that you're on a mesage board while at a bar.

efb

Now National Express is my head. Came back from the loo- where I got hit on by a geriatric- and he's gone.

admiralofthefleet

has anyone considered that the op may be female?

efb

I'm all man.

Ghandee

Fcukin grandad said he'd only head out for the one!:mad:

efb

Ghandee wrote: »

Fcukin grandad said he'd only head out for the one!:mad:

He's grand - chatting the twinks now.

BBDBB

Go over & say hello

you might make a friend

you might change his life

he might stab you with a spoon

lifes a gamble, feckin go for it

Fupping Grasshole

Run out onto the street and find him.....

I waits

efb

He's not worth chasing after.

BBDBB

he probably was a lousy lay anyway

efb

The night is very young. I've only ever gone over to a guy once in a bar- and my mates were with me.

IvySlayer

You alone? I hate going anywhere alone

Jester252

efb wrote: »

The night is very young. I've only ever gone over to a guy once in a bar- and my mates were with me.

And you got the old guy if you fail

Tombi!

efb wrote: »

The night is very young. I've only ever gone over to a guy once in a bar- and my mates were with me.

You're gay aren't you?

Ghandee

I don't particularly want to sound stereotypical, but would a gay guy, in an gay bar, alone, not obviously be there for the ride?

I mean, he choose a gay bar where sexuality comes into it in some shape or form, if he's a man in a gay bar, it would be reasonable to assume he's probably gay.


otherwise, why not go to a straight bar, and sit alone there?

I'm not accustomed to a gay mans night out tbh. So if I've misread the whole thing, please forgive....

Fupping Grasshole

What ya drinking?

IvySlayer

Ghandee wrote: »

I'm not accustomed to a gay mans night out tbh. So if I've misread the whole thing, please forgive....

C'mere and I'll teach ye a thing or 2 :pac:

Tombi!

IvySlayer wrote: »

C'mere and I'll teach ye a thing or 2 :pac:

Wanna go halfsies on him?

nbar12

i presumed all gay lads were mad for ridin' each other, even if they were bet down ugly?

Mickey Dazzler

Walk over to him slowly with your erect cock hanging out of your fly and punch him in the face.

Gummy Panda

efb wrote: »

The night is very young. I've only ever gone over to a guy once in a bar- and my mates were with me.

Just show him your pooper!

I base this on that if a woman randomly showed me her fanny, I'd probably hit it

Tombi!

Mickey Dazzler wrote: »

Walk over to him slowly with your erect cock hanging out of your fly and punch him in the face.

Is that what you do with your mickey to dazzle them?

Sauve

Gummy Panda wrote: »

I base this on that if a woman randomly showed me her fanny, I'd probably hit it

With what?! :eek:
Bamboo?

Tombi!

Sauve wrote: »

With what?! :eek:
Bamboo?

With his missile of love of course.

antodeco

I can't wait for the personal issues thread

'Ive gone anon for this. Im quite a shy guy. Never had much luck when it comes to love. I went to a local bar to find love, but there was only one guy there. He just stood there. Staring at me. Not saying anything. Furiously typing on his little touchscreen phone. Have I done something wrong? Am I in the wrong bar? Please PI, help a guy out.

P.S. He had his penis in his hand and kept winking at me."

Jimoslimos

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Just show him your pooper!

I base this on that if a woman randomly showed me her fanny, I'd probably hit it

Are you sure? I always thought pandas were notoriously poor in displaying any interest in fornication.

efb

Pandas are hella frigid, Mates arrived so that's all she wrote!

Tombi!

efb wrote: »

Pandas are hella frigid, Mates arrived so that's all she wrote!

Is she straight?
If so, what bar are you at?

Immaculate Pasta

I have nothing appropriate or mature to say so I'll just leave you with this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k

:cool:

westendgirlie

IvySlayer wrote: »

You alone? I hate going anywhere alone

Alone? Last time I looked, there was 43 of us in this thread with efb.

Irishpimpdude

efb wrote: »

I'm all man.

In my opinion if your gay your not "All Man"

Sauve

Irishpimpdude wrote: »

In my opinion if your gay your not "All Man"

Why not?

AnonoBoy

Irishpimpdude wrote: »

In my opinion if your gay your not "All Man"

Well considering if you're gay chances are you've had a few men inside you then it works out that even if you were only half man to begin with by the time you hit your mid-twenties you're probably 5 or 6 men overall so if you think about it gay men are more man than most of us straight men will ever be.

LETHAL LADY

A wink is as good as a nod to a j*ps eye.

westendgirlie

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Well considering if you're gay chances are you've had a few men inside you then it works out that even if you were only half man to begin with by the time you hit your mid-twenties you're probably 5 or 6 men overall so if you think about it gay men are more man than most of us straight men will ever be.

Ghandee

Irishpimpdude wrote: »

In my opinion if your gay your not "All Man"

Lol.

Theirs always one :rolleyes:

mackg

Irishpimpdude wrote: »

In my opinion if your gay your not "All Man"

In your expert opinion who is more of a man?

• An effeminate straight man
• A manly gay man
• A butch lesbian