Fast love

Tombi!

mackg wrote: »

In your expert opinion who is more of a man?

• An effeminate straight man
• A manly gay man
• A butch lesbian

The lesbian. She'll kick you in the balls and call you a little girl while you cry.

Defiler Of The Coffin

You'd better hope he finds indecisiveness attractive

westendgirlie

efb .. update please

mackg

Brutal Deluxe wrote: »

The lesbian. She'll kick you in the balls and call you a little girl while you cry.

But a real man wouldn't kick another man in the balls. This question may be better suited to the philosophy forum tbh.

imme

westendgirlie wrote: »

efb .. update please

he's on a night out, shouldn't be having a phone on the go.:cool:
But anyway, tell us how you get on efb.
Where are you, the Dragon?

Tombi!

mackg wrote: »

But a real man wouldn't kick another man in the balls. This question may be better suited to the philosophy forum tbh.

Excuse me? Don't you DARE tell me how to run my hardcore S&M testicle torture programme.

Sauve

mackg wrote: »

But a real man wouldn't kick another man in the balls. This question may be better suited to the philosophy forum tbh.

I reckon he would. It's a well known roundabout cock-blocking tactic of the amazonian tribesmen.

Defiler Of The Coffin

Sauve wrote: »

I reckon he would. It's a well known roundabout cock-blocking tactic of the amazonian tribesmen.

Not the same thing. Amazonian tribesmen have balls of steel

Sauve

Defiler Of The Coffin wrote: »

Not the same thing. Amazonian tribesmen have balls of steel

So what, it's more like a game of conkers then?

Defiler Of The Coffin

Sauve wrote: »

So what, it's more like a game of conkers then?

Oh it's far more tactical than that. They're not exactly the savages they would have us believe!

westendgirlie

imme wrote: »

he's on a night out, shouldn't be having a phone on the go.:cool:
But anyway, tell us how you get on efb.
Where are you, the Dragon?

Oh, I was looking forward to us pointing him in the right lurrrrrve direction. May aswell go to bed now.

CodyJarrett

Hang on: does the OP have a Vagina or not?

efb

Irishpimpdude wrote: »

In my opinion if your gay your not "All Man"

Your opinion doesn't count to me

mackg

Brutal Deluxe wrote: »

Excuse me? Don't you DARE tell me how to run my hardcore S&M testicle torture programme.

If you're just kicking them in the balls it's hardly "hardcore" is it? Either use a vice grip like real men or gtfo

Defiler Of The Coffin wrote: »

Oh it's far more tactical than that. They're not exactly the savages they would have us believe!

Is this the ancient origin of roshambo?

Sauve

whiplashed wrote: »

Hang on: does the OP have a Vagina or not?

No vagina.
He's all man.
Seeking another man.

Dunny

Ghey

efb

Right swapped numbers with a guy - meet again.

efb

Ghandee wrote: »

Fcukin grandad said he'd only head out for the one!:mad:

And he still hadn't got one! :PAC:

Captain Graphite

efb wrote: »

He's grand - chatting the twinks now.

Aaaargh, why do some guys insist on this creepy twink/bear shíte? It's part of what really makes me hate the gay scene. *cringe*

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Well considering if you're gay chances are you've had a few men inside you then it works out that even if you were only half man to begin with by the time you hit your mid-twenties you're probably 5 or 6 men overall so if you think about it gay men are more man than most of us straight men will ever be.

Just like those Russian dolls, one contained within the other and so on!

LETHAL LADY

If only George Michael had released a song called slow love.:p

Sauve

efb wrote: »

Right swapped numbers with a guy - meet again.

That easy?! On a monday night, sober....
Good job :P

Tombi!

mackg wrote: »

If you're just kicking them in the balls it's hardly "hardcore" is it? Either use a vice grip like real men or gtfo



Is this the ancient origin of roshambo?

Funny you should mention Roshambo (we capitalize it in my club).

It's like rugby. We remove the testicles and see who gets the ball to the opposite end of the field.

It's "Beginner's BDSM". I suggest you try it.

efb wrote: »

Right swapped numbers with a guy - meet again.

Hang on. You didn't get drunk, puke, meet some girl with her skirt hitched up to her waist, shove your tongue in her mouth for a few hours and go to McDonalds afterwads?

I think I need to turn gay.

LH Pathe

Man I had to squeeze past two guys goin at it at lane adjacent to that bar this evenin.. baulked at the smell of cock. Made my eyes water

Defiler Of The Coffin

mackg wrote: »

Is this the ancient origin of roshambo?

The very same! They even count Liam Neeson as a member!

Tombi!

Defiler Of The Coffin wrote: »

The very same! They even count Liam Neeson as a member!

I don't think I want to know but what's Liam Nesson got to do with kicking testicles?

Defiler Of The Coffin

Brutal Deluxe wrote: »

I don't think I want to know but what's Liam Nesson got to do with kicking testicles?

Something to do with researching an upcoming role. He's a great method actor.

CodyJarrett

Sauve wrote: »

No vagina.
He's all man.
Seeking another man.

Oh I see, well em eh - how about those Packers?

Knex*

Sing him this and you'll be rocking it in no time :cool:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghxn38bX7w0

Tombi!

Defiler Of The Coffin wrote: »

Something to do with researching an upcoming role. He's a great method actor.

Right those camers weren't f**king shooting "Brutal Ball Breakers" in the dungeon then.

Good to know. Better sue them.

whiplashed wrote: »

Oh I see, well em eh - how about those Packers?

Personally I'm in the mood for fudge.







Please don't infract me

efb

For those interested meeting next Monday

Sauve

efb wrote: »

For those interested meeting next Monday

Will be waiting for a follow-up thread

efb

Sauve wrote: »

Will be waiting for a follow-up thread

Which one? - "where's the nearest STI clinic?" lol

Stay safe kids

Irishpimpdude

Sauve wrote: »

Why not?

Because they like boy parts, which in a normal world without gays only girls would like, after all if it was it was adam and even and not adam and eve we would all be ****ed!!! Or so the bible would have us believe

efb

Irishpimpdude wrote: »

Because they like boy parts, which in a normal world without gays only girls would like, after all if it was it was adam and even and not adam and eve we would all be ****ed!!! Or so the bible would have us believe

Who did Cane and Able shag???

LH Pathe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHp3ctfCaAU

Sindri

efb wrote: »

Who did Cane and Able shag???

They buggered the hole of each other which led God to realize he would have to grow a pair tits on Abel and call him Bela.

Gummy Panda

Jimoslimos wrote: »

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Just show him your pooper!

I base this on that if a woman randomly showed me her fanny, I'd probably hit it

Are you sure? I always thought pandas were notoriously poor in displaying any interest in fornication.

That's until they started showing porn to the bears

efb

Bamboo porn?

Gummy Panda

efb wrote: »

Bamboo porn?

Ass to ass. Jennifer Connelly style

efb

For those interested moved the 'date' to Thurs- as I'm in Dublin for TDKR Fri morning.

Brokentime

efb wrote: »

He's grand - chatting the twinks now.

Twink goes to gay bars?

randylonghorn

Irishpimpdude wrote: »

Because they like boy parts, which in a normal world without gays only girls would like

There's the hole in your logic, you're self-defining "normal world" as a "world without gays". Given our knowledge of the *real* world, on the other hand, this would actually be a wholly abnormal world.

Irishpimpdude wrote: »

after all if it was it was adam and even and not adam and eve we would all be ****ed!!!

Steven even?

And even in a world made up entirely of Adams and Steves, presumably some would be the fvckers and some the fvckees ... and I guess some would be both.

Irishpimpdude wrote: »

Or so the bible would have us believe

The bible would also have us believe that **** (the sin of Onan ... though many would argue that the story has been incorrectly interpreted in this respect) is an abomination in the eyes of the Lord (though I reckon it's his own fault for watching!)

Gonna give that up as well?

Fvcked if I am.

PK2008

Gay and straight lads will never be equal........


.....not as long as most gay lads can get sex whenever they want and most straight lads have to continuously crash and burn before getting a hint of vadge!!!!!

Its not fair I tells ya!!! Equal rights now!!

erin1977

PK2008 wrote: »

Gay and straight lads will never be equal........


.....not as long as most gay lads can get sex whenever they want and most straight lads have to continuously crash and burn before getting a hint of vadge!!!!!

Its not fair I tells ya!!! Equal rights now!!

I'll burn my bra, while you burn your under pants.. we can protest this thing.. I think it's such an injustice, that girls don't come up off it more often to you mens folk!!

foxyboxer

Was that in the Brewdock?

Hardonraging

As a straight man i'd just like to say to the OP Let's start a war !! also best of luck..

PK2008

erin1977 wrote: »

I'll burn my bra, while you burn your under pants.. we can protest this thing.. I think it's such an injustice, that girls don't come up off it more often to you mens folk!!

You know, you're not the first person to recommend I burn my underpants

:pac:

erin1977

PK2008 wrote: »

You know, you're not the first person to recommend I burn my underpants

:pac:

Now is that cause they stink or you would like good without them??

PK2008

erin1977 wrote: »

Now is that cause they stink or you would like good without them??

A little from column A, a little from column B...........



......a lot more from column A

erin1977

PK2008 wrote: »

A little from column A, a little from column B...........



......a lot more from column A

Maybe you'd get some "fast love" if you threw them in the wash a little more often?? lol send them on over, I'll wash them and airmail them back.. Just to do my part in the revolution of Guys Getting More Tail..