What do you keep in your pockets?

supernova84

I keep some tissue paper in my pocket on a daily basis but nothing else. What kind of things do you have in your pockets generally?

FatherLen

phone, wallet and keys.

BillyMitchel

supernova84 wrote: »

I keep some tissue paper in my pocket on a daily basis but nothing else. What kind of things do you have in your pockets generally?

My hands but only with the chinos with the holes

Sar_Bear

Coins, phone, lighter & cigarettes.

Dunny

Rockets

Kopparberg Strawberry and Lime

FatherLen wrote: »

phone, wallet and keys.

that's all the non smoking males right there

Al Capwned

Check list as I walk out the door.......


Wallet, Keys, Phone, Inhaler.

Lima Golf

An orange...I don't take it out to peel it either.

amacca

frequently: wallet, phone , bunch of keys, some coins

occasionally: knife (for cutting twine etc), high power torch

recently: ragworth I picked so it cant go to seed

once: some pretty pebbles I picked up at the beach

Chuck Stone

A ball of string.

Fish hooks.

A Swiss army knife

A catapult.

A mouse.

A flint strike.

Needle and thread.

A mobile phone.

LED torch.

Plasters.

Handkerchief.

admiralofthefleet

coins and phone in right pocket, smokes and lighter in left pocket. wallet in right back pocket and receipts in left back pocket

nungesser

Change, swiss army knife, and in my other pocket I have a pocket watch

Muir

I nearly always have foxes mints in my pocket because they're great for a stomach ache, and usually my phone & keys.

Sauve

Bits of paper with important information on them.

Phone numbers, email addresses, to-do lists, anything else vital.
Then I was the pockets with the bit of paper still in them and curse myself for not making full use of my many gadgets designed to take care of all of these pieces of into for me

PizzamanIRL

Phone

Keys

Chewing Gum

Money.

Standard stuff.

Capt'n Midnight

Thief, thief, thief! Baggins! We hates it, we hates it, we hates it forever!
It stole our precious, yessss it did, and when we catches it, we'll squeeze it!

amacca

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

coins and phone in right pocket, smokes and lighter in left pocket. wallet in right back pocket and receipts in left back pocket

I let receipts build up in my wallet until it is bulging to capacity

then I do a receipt purge...carefully checking if any of them are important and need to be held onto

they usually never are

this has led me to a new paradigm in personal receipt retention behavior for minor everyday items of expenditure (PRRBMEIE tm) - I now discard them as soon as possible when leaving the premises or having left it - I still feel a little apprehensive that someone will accost me and accuse me of stealing and I will have no way of proving my innocence that doesn't involve a highly dubious story about the receipt being in the bin honest injun

arybvtcw0eolkf

An ACME flick hatchet.

Gee Bag

Fake ID
Can of Cider
Box of 20 John Player Blue
Drugs
Knife
Swedish House Mafia ticket stub

ChunkyLover54

A packet of condoms thats been there since 2005.

Also some cryptonite

GastroBoy

I keep everything in my shoe, don't trust my pockets, they know why..........

amacca

Gee Bag wrote: »

Fake ID
Can of Cider
Box of 20 John Player Blue
Drugs
Knife
Swedish House Mafia ticket stub

surprised it took this long tbh

amacca

ChunkyLover54 wrote: »

A packet of condoms thats been there since 2005.

Also some cryptonite

I'm confused.....you wont be able to get it up and even if you did the johnny wouldn't work

I'm missing something here aren't I?

starviewadams

A kitten that I'm very allergic to,which I sniff from time to time as punishment for my sins.

Richard Hillman

My phone and a tissue. The rest goes into my man bag.

ChunkyLover54

starviewadams wrote: »

A kitten that I'm very allergic to,which I sniff from time to time as punishment for my sins.

Ah, so I see your'e on the Mattie Hislop programme too

somegirl2009

Nothing ever in my pockets, i keep everything in my handbag..

Mint Sauce

House keys, car key, wallet, phone, small change.

CrazyRabbit

Clothing is custom, no labels. Nothing in my pockets but knives and lint.

Osmosis Jones

7 highly trained xenophobic wookie eggs and a book on the whereabouts of men with names beginning with letters from A-J

ChunkyLover54

amacca wrote: »

I'm confused.....you wont be able to get it up and even if you did the johnny wouldn't work

I'm missing something here aren't I?

The cryptonite refers to a hit single from the 90's by the spin doctors. Also, I'd like you not to make light of my impotence problem

Bobby Baccala

What's left of Myspace.

rubadubduba

times are bad
things are tuff
there a'int nothing
in my pockets,
butt balls of fluff.

EoghanIRL

Richard Hillman wrote: »

My phone and a tissue. The rest goes into my man bag.

Man bag as in satchel or in purse. Btw there's nothing wrong with a good satchel

mauzo

Smokes lighter and phone. EVerything else in my bag.

Joe10000

Nothing in pockets except occasionally my hands. "Stuff" in the pockets does not work imo.

EdanHewittt

A tiny shard of glass that does as much damage as a butcher's knife, but they can't prosecute you because it's only a bit of glass

A magnet for ruining Credit Card strips so your mate enemy can't buy beer at 9:59 at the off license.

A SIM card reader / cloner. Stealing the black book off your mate is always fun.

A thousand micrograms of 'sid soaked into a Tissue for when you've no obligations for the next 5-6 years. (AKA going to GOA to live in a beach hut for 5-6 years)

Gummy Panda

I have no pockets

Duggy747

Tissues that have now solidified to a small, hard, crusty ball from absorbing too much snot.

My wallet has more interesting, pointless stuff in it that I never seem to remember to throw away, like a card for my door in the hotel I stayed in New York 10 years ago

I rarely have pockets!

John Doe1

passport, old bus tickets, wallet, body parts

amacca

CrazyRabbit wrote: »

Clothing is custom, no labels. Nothing in my pockets but knives and lint.

Bit of a joker aren't you...

Doyler92

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

coins and phone in right pocket, smokes and lighter in left pocket. wallet in right back pocket and receipts in left back pocket

I think your wrong there. When I pickpocketed you a while ago your phone was in your back left pocket.

This never happened

Duff

Deep fat fryer.

nice_very

smokes & lighter
money (no wallet here)
keys
phone (maybe)