I Just Saw a Fcuking Ghost

it sacred me flashed for about 2 seconds and it dissapeared

im not crazy

it was all white also

MrStuffins

No you Fcuking didn't!

MrStuffins

MrStuffins wrote: »

No you Fcuking didn't!

yes i did i swear

Jesus Wept

I believe you.

The Gnome

Relax! You're just having a stroke.

MrStuffins

Deleted User wrote: »

yes i did i swear

Oh you swear?

Well that changes everything!

Kylo Ren

You have it lucky just seeing a fucking ghost. I had the displeasure of seeing a ghost fucking

DEFTLEFTHAND

Its not the only spirit you've seen tonight.

MrStuffins

Keno 92 wrote: »

You have it lucky just seeing a fucking ghost. I had the displeasure of seeing a ghost fucking

A ghost ****ed me once in my sleep!

I mean, he must've! I woke up and my boxers were full of Ectoplasm!

im invisible

I thought you said it was fuking, but then it just flashed you?

BillyMitchel

Was it Casper the friendly ghost?

Call the ghostbusters they'll sort you out.

DEFTLEFTHAND

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Its not the only spirit you've seen tonight.

i dont drink or smoke

ceegee

tajd wrote: »

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Its not the only spirit you've seen tonight.

i dont drink or smoke

do you take tablets for the "nerves" ?

ceegee

ceegee wrote: »

do you take tablets for the "nerves" ?

100% sane but i did see a ghost

Scioch

Deleted User wrote: »

i dont drink or smoke

Maybe you should start.

ceegee

tajd wrote: »

ceegee wrote: »

do you take tablets for the "nerves" ?

100% sane but i did see a ghost

Id give the tablets a try just in case

Son Of A Vidic

Deleted User wrote: »

it was all white also

Racist.

southcentralts

My psychic told my a stranger would disclose and astonishing half-truth this very year!
Could the ghost have been black?

retalivity

your ideas interest me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Pdfile

Deleted User wrote: »

it sacred me flashed for about 2 seconds and it dissapeared

im not crazy

it was all white also

did it say ah he he he and try to touch you ??

if so i broke into the wrong gaf...

Pdfile

Pdfile wrote: »

did it say ah he he he and try to touch you ??

if so i broke into the wrong gaf...

i just saw it infront for me for like 2 seconds and then it was gone

Party Supply Van

Was the ghost saying 'good boy, good boy?'

Party Supply Van

Party Supply Van wrote: »

Was the ghost saying 'good boy, good boy?'

ha ha my work story for another thread

dave3004

Are we going to start telling ghost stories or what? Ive loads !!!!

LH Pathe

dave3004 wrote: »

Are we going to start telling ghost stories or what? Ive loads !!!!

h/o have you already started?

race ya! this'll one'll put teh willies up ya alright.. just gimme a few min.

ziedth

That's the sight that I fear most... I'd rather have a piece of toast

Ellis Dee

A fcuking ghost?

What was it fcuking?

Maybe it's that holy ghost fecker that fcuked the Virgin Mary.;);)

Lock up your daughters if that randy hoor is back.:eek::eek:

dave3004

My Ex girlfriend has a haunted house.

Now, this is not a thinly veiled, I'ev had a girlfriend thread because I know you thought about that already. House IS haunted by a lady ghost.

Where to begin.

Her most recent boyfriend here was a real sensitive soul. Mad into energies, auras and such and such. After dating for a while, she invitred him to visit the house. She never told him anything about it.
He walked to the front door and said "There's something not right with your house". He never once entered her home.

Her elder sister, who is in her 30s, when she lived there a few years ago, she was regualrly visited by a lady ghost in her bedroom. All members of the family claim to have seen the ghost. These are normal people too. Not weirdos.

Another time we were having a party. One of our friends went upstairs to take a sh!t. Now let me tell you, this guy is a complete rugger bugger, man's man. Stalky, masculine and hard nosed.

He walked down the stairs some time after with tears in his eyes. Walked straight out the door home. Then we found out a fews later what happened. He said he was sitting there taking a sh@t and a lady ghost walked straight through the door into the bathroom.

We delved into the history of the area after the family got the house blessed by priests several times and discovered something truly amazing.

Their estate was built on a site where people were hanged from a large tree. Scary indeed.





When I was in Hawaii, I was partying with friends.

Two of the girls whos apt it was claimed they had seen a ghost in the apt.

After the party several eerie things happened. I dismissed them with logic.

I went to other side of the city that evenign to train in soccer with my team.

Was telling my friend about the party and without mentioning anything, he said "Well once its not those apts that line the river you're fine" and chuckled.
That is exactly where they were living.

A quick search on google showed that there was a mass suicide years ago from the balconies of these apts onto the road outside. Scary sh*t. Didn’t tell the girls til after they left.

That’s the kind of guy I am......Plus I was doinking one of them so ... Ya know !

getzls

Deleted User wrote: »

it sacred me flashed for about 2 seconds and it dissapeared

im not crazy

it was all white also

You watching Randall & Hopkirk (deceased) again?

shuridunno

I saw something worse than a ghost....just last night.

I skyped my sister for the first time, she was just after saying hello and her husband and kids waving and all excited as it was a new experience for us.

I couldn't help being freaked out, a person appeared in the background, and with the low quality video feed that my broadband allows the woman looked creepy, she was wearing a black hat and just standing there staring at them.

So, I said to them, I don;t want to freak you out, but either i'm imagining something or this is like a really scary movie and you're about to be killed as there is a woman standing behind you.

They all freaked out but it turned out to be their neighbour, she had just popped in and they didn;t see her in their excitement, but then she wouldn't leave either, so our first skype session was a disaster.
Fooking Americans:)

Jester252

OP are you sure you were not walking pass a mirror?

Plazaman

Lucky bástards give me ghosts anyday. I once got flashed by a goat. His name was Gerry. Freaked me right out.

donegal_road

anyone ever do the ouija board?

donegal_road

donegal_road wrote: »

anyone ever do the ouija board?

no, nobody in the history of the universe has ever done the ouija board

FutureGuy

Teeeedddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ruthloss

I see 'thread' people.

Sorry, the old ones are the best!:rolleyes:

some random drunk

I used to see ghosts all the time. Then I got my glasses.

ejmaztec

The phantom duvet thief strikes again, and has now got enough to start his own bedding shop.

Ghost Buster

Deleted User wrote: »

it sacred me flashed for about 2 seconds and it dissapeared

im not crazy

it was all white also

Not to be a nazi but may i attempt to decipher your post?


Its sacred. I flashed for about 2 seconds and it disappeared."
Showing your genitals to a ghost is certainly crazy.

dodderangler

tajd wrote: »

it sacred me flashed for about 2 seconds and it dissapeared

im not crazy

it was all white also

I believe ya I seen one yesterday myself
Was scabbin money off people outside the jervis stop!

Was also white

Psst, you should post about it in this thread.

BillyMitchel

boneyarsebogman wrote: »

Psst, you should post about it in this thread.

Agree the lads and lases over there will have a field day with this.

donegal_road

bluewolf wrote: »

no, nobody in the history of the universe has ever done the ouija board

have any boards users who happen to be looking in on this thread, every tried the ouija board? Maybe this is a topic for a new thread. I was going to share my experiences, if there was anyone interested.

bluewolf

bluewolf wrote: »

no, nobody in the history of the universe has ever done the ouija board

Funnily enough, that's not true. The Ouija Board is actually a Hasbro game.

FatherLen

donegal_road wrote: »

have any boards users who happen to be looking in on this thread, every tried the ouija board? Maybe this is a topic for a new thread. I was going to share my experiences, if there was anyone interested.

if you do plan on starting a thread about the make-believe, then don't do it in AH. well, that is if you don't want to be ridiculed as a lunatic.

scdublin

There's a paranormal forum for anyone who actually does want to chat about that stuff

Calibos

My level of belief in the supernatural was re-affirmed when I came down the stairs one night to the kitchen to get a drink. Through the window in the back door I saw the floating ghostly form of Jesus Christ or a spirit that looked like the traditional white blue eyed bearded man depiction of Jesus.

This apparition just confirmed what I already knew..................

......That the brain is an amazing organ but that it regularily gets things wrong and that even the most convincing visions are in all likelyhood....ahem...brainfarts.


If I was a believer in the supernatural and then saw this apparition, my likely reaction would have been fear and then I would have imediately ran off to tell someone. Mine would have become one of those countless anecdotes that you hear. ie. "I have a friend who said he saw a spirit and he is a straight up guy, he wouldn't lie about something like that, I have no reason not to believe his sincerity" etc etc. (I am a straight up guy and I wouldn't lie about something like this)

The difference is that I am not a believer and I know the illusions the brain is capable off. My first reaction was not fear and the wish to run straight off to tell someone. My reaction was WTF and immediate curiosity. ie. I know I am not really seeing what it looks like I am seeing.

I stopped dead in my tracks and studied this vision of a bearded robed man in the back yard out through the window in the back door. I knew this was likely an instance of the brain taking some visual clues in the murky light and jumping to the wrong conclusion and filling in the gaps incorrrectly when 'drawing' what it guessed I was seeing on my visual cortex. This type of thing has an evolutionary basis. In the dim light around the Plieostecene campfire and the eye/brain detects a shape moving in the bushes nearby, its better for the brain (and its transport mechanism - Your Body!) to be safe than sorry and draw a sabretooth tiger on the visual cortex and make you jump, than guess its just an interplay of light and shadow with a branch of the bush. Better to make you jump by mistake 9 times out of 10 than not make you jump that 1 time it really is a sabretooth tiger.

I knew this was one of those instances. I studied the apparition for a few moments and then it clicked what it was and the apparition collapsed. It was something like the reflection of the towel on the chair beside me in the window of the back door superimposed over something hanging on the gate out in the yard. ONce I knew what it was I was able to make the apparition re-appear and disappear at will. Think of it like that popular illusion of the candlestick and the to faces looking at each other. One can switch their brain from percieving the candlestick or two faces and switch between the perception of them at will.

I smiled and went back to bed. Like I said, what if I was a believer and didn't pause to study the vision and immediately ran off and told the story with complete sincerity to others. This would be just another one of those supernatural anecdotes.

Everyone experiences this kind of brainfart its just that when it happens in daylight and the thing your brain draws on your visual cortex is an everyday object, one doesn't think they saw the ghost of a big rat, one just laughs to ones self that they thought they saw a big rat for a second. For some reason a lot of people don't seem to connect the dots and realise that this is the exact same normal nuerological perceptual brainfart thing that happens when they think they have seen a ghost later in the day

The rat example was me walking out the back door and seeing a big rat run past me which made me jump. A split second later my brain copped on to its mistake. I was looking down as I walked out the door, just as my mother walked past to the utility room. She was wearing beige slacks that camoflaged her legs against the beige floor tiles, In that split second my brain only percieved her disembodied brown shoes zipping past along the ground. My brain made a split second guess and drew a rat on my visual cortex. I jumped, my perspective changed and I saw the rest of my mother in my peripheral visual. The illusion collapsed and the rat disappearred. The exact same type of thing as My Vision of Jesus.

The exact same thing as the ghostly figure on the dark lane ahead disappearing before my eyes. It was just my brain redrawing the bush branch and shadow/light interplay from its human shape into its real shape....a bush branch and a shadow. It wasn't a disappearing fecking spirit of a middle ages soldier from a historical battle in the 16th century haunting the area around the old battlefield etc etc

Calibos

donegal_road wrote: »

have any boards users who happen to be looking in on this thread, every tried the ouija board? Maybe this is a topic for a new thread. I was going to share my experiences, if there was anyone interested.

Google ideomotor effect

Mr Benevolent

Deleted User wrote: »

i dont drink or smoke

You forgot to add 'before 6pm".

Duggy747

I saw a blurry vision of bearded, long haired man in white appear before me and smile back at me once.

I instantly thought "Jesus Christ!!...........I badly need a haircut!..........and this mirror could do with a wipe, too....."

The King of Moo

WARNING: The following is a very scary story. Seriously, don't watch it if you've a weak heart.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSjk_MtkLbc