My 7 month prenant wife is at home painting & flooring

Rabidlamb

3rd kid on the way so putting the 2 other kids into a shiny new room with bunk beds.
She's been out with the roller all week, leaves the filling, masking & edging to me.
Has 2 coats on before I even get home.
She's halfway through laying a wooden floor I laid out & cut last night.

That my friends is a keeper, not many of them out there.
Catch one if your lucky.

FatherLen

congrats on your 3rd offspring.
and your superhuman wife.

mikemac1

Will dinner be on the table when you get home?

davet82

Rabidlamb wrote: »

3rd kid on the way so putting the 2 other kids into a shiny new room with bunk beds.
She's been out with the roller all week, leaves the filling, masking & edging to me.
Has 2 coats on before I even get home.
She's halfway through laying a wooden floor I laid out & cut last night.

That my friends is a keeper, not many of them out there.
Catch one if your lucky.

mail order bride?

smash

tell her she missed a bit.

KeithM89_old

Shes just learning all the 'man jobs' before she leaves you.

Em, you know that can be an indication that she might go into labour in the next few days, keep an eye on her!!!

Frowzy

Rabidlamb wrote: »

3rd kid on the way so putting the 2 other kids into a shiny new room with bunk beds.
She's been out with the roller all week, leaves the filling, masking & edging to me.
Has 2 coats on before I even get home.
She's halfway through laying a wooden floor I laid out & cut last night.

That my friends is a keeper, not many of them out there.
Catch one if your lucky.

Ya! I decorated the nursery for my first when I was seven months pregnant.

Stood back to admire my handy work, noticed a spot, stood on a chair to dab it with the paint brush, fell, lay on the floor in agony until my hubby came home, four nights in hospital, last two months on bed rest.

It's all good till it goes wrong !!!!!

Ronan|Raven

I need my apartment painted if she is looking to kill a few hours.. I could do it, but I'm pregnant with food and beer.

davet82

your her bítch OP

:P

admiralofthefleet

leave her alone or youll get a kick in the gonads, i learned the hard way

Rabidlamb

mikemac1 wrote: »

Will dinner be on the table when you get home?

Yep, homemade Pizza tonight.
She spent years looking for a decent pizza dough recipe & finally cracked.
Tastes nicer than any takeaway.

Rabidlamb

KeithM89 wrote: »

Shes just learning all the 'man jobs' before she leaves you.

:mad:

westendgirlie

Maybe she is feeling exhilarated today. She's been having such fun at the neighbours house lately

7 months preggers you say? When did the neighbours move in?

Sky King

pregnant wife

Sorry bout that. Wont happen again.

Fizman

Your wife sounds like she smells like sh1t.

westendgirlie

Fizman wrote: »

Your wife sounds like she smells like sh1t.

Duggy747

Fizman wrote: »

Your wife sounds like she smells like sh1t.

I thought she was painting, not smearing the walls.

Fizman

Fizman wrote: »

Your wife sounds like she smells like sh1t.

anyway......

tempura

Fizman wrote: »

Your wife sounds like she smells like sh1t.

And you sound like an idiot !

phasers

If you know what's good for you you'll get a takeaway in tonight and give her a foot massage.

Just read above, she's cooking tonight? You're the worst. I hope your wife finds herself a good man someday.

Morag

Maybe she is fed up waiting for you to do it?
Sounds like she is in the nesting stage of her pregnancy.

hondasam

Bet she's too tired for sex.

Rabidlamb

Fizman wrote: »

Your wife sounds like she smells like sh1t.

Fizman, this will not go down as your finest hour.

Diapason

Be honest, don't you feel a little bit emasculated?

I've learned to live with it.

KeithM89_old

Rabidlamb wrote: »

:mad:

At least shes smart and went for a wooden floor, going into labour on a carpeted floor would leave stains for years.

Rabidlamb

hondasam wrote: »

Bet she's too tired for sex.

Yeah, it's coming to that, unless I start a row for no reason & then we do makey uppey sex

Micky Dolenz

Q-How hot is she?

Very hot after all that work

Rabidlamb

Rabidlamb wrote: »

Yeah, it's coming to that, unless I start a row for no reason & then we do makey uppey sex

oh you should definitely point out all the flaws in her work, you'll be ridin all night!

Rabidlamb

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Q-How hot is she?

7/10 but 9/10 once she's the slap on & pushes up the puppies.
Lovely lovely bouncing jubbly puppies . . . .

davet82

Fizman wrote: »

Your wife sounds like she smells like sh1t.

why?

hondasam

Rabidlamb wrote: »

Yeah, it's coming to that, unless I start a row for no reason & then we do makey uppey sex

Typical man you are doing it wrong and missing out on lots of sex.
She is taking her frustration out on all this man work which you should be doing, if you did do it she would be panting for you. Guaranteed.

Ficheall

Did whoopsadaisydoodles change her username slightly? Or how come it no longer messes up the screen?

westendgirlie

Ah that's what looked different :cool:

Ficheall

hondasam wrote: »

She is taking her frustration out on all this man work which you should be doing, if you did do it she would be panting for you. Guaranteed.

Surely you could have worked in some sort of panting/painting pun there..

smash

Ficheall wrote: »

Did whoopsadaisydoodles change her username slightly? Or how come it no longer messes up the screen?

westendgirlie wrote: »

Ah that's what looked different :cool:

It's not that big any more

hondasam

Rabidlamb wrote: »

Lovely lovely bouncing jubbly puppies . . . .

That you have no access too at the moment, man the fcuk up and go home and do the housework. I mean all the housework. Cooking, cleaning, kids to bed. Report back to me tomorrow.

opinion guy

7 month pregnant wife shouldn't be anywhere near paint. Fumes, toxins and all of that

mikom

Rabidlamb wrote: »

Has 2 coats on before I even get home.

You really need to start turning the heating on.

Rabidlamb

opinion guy wrote: »

7 month pregnant wife shouldn't be anywhere near paint. Fumes, toxins and all of that

She's goes out the back for a fag every hour so I reckon she's alright.

Biggins

Rabidlamb wrote: »

3rd kid on the way so putting the 2 other kids into a shiny new room with bunk beds.
She's been out with the roller all week, leaves the filling, masking & edging to me.
Has 2 coats on before I even get home.
She's halfway through laying a wooden floor I laid out & cut last night.

That my friends is a keeper, not many of them out there.
Catch one if your lucky.

Its called "nesting".

A common action.

(Dad of four kids here)
Got the whole house painted!

(We had the windows open - in case of fumes)

Ficheall

Ficheall wrote: »

Did whoopsadaisydoodles change her username slightly? Or how come it no longer messes up the screen?

It can only stay so big for so long...

ejmaztec

Rabidlamb wrote: »

3rd kid on the way so putting the 2 other kids into a shiny new room with bunk beds.
She's been out with the roller all week, leaves the filling, masking & edging to me.
Has 2 coats on before I even get home.
She's halfway through laying a wooden floor I laid out & cut last night.

That my friends is a keeper, not many of them out there.
Catch one if your lucky.

Perhaps she'll make you a new chair while she's at it, you must have worn the old one out sitting on it, you lazy git.:P

davidm20

Rabidlamb wrote: »

Yep, homemade Pizza tonight.
She spent years looking for a decent pizza dough recipe & finally cracked.
Tastes nicer than any takeaway.

I'm assuming she can multitask.....Get her to post the pizza dough recipe, at the end of this thread

Scioch

Is two kids not enough for ya ? Why do people insist on infecting the world with more ignorant little bastard kids ?

telekon

My wife is taking folic acid supplements for her pregnancy rather than inhaling paint fumes. Madness, I know....

hondasam

LordSmeg wrote: »

Is two kids not enough for ya ? Why do people insist on infecting the world with more ignorant little bastard kids ?

Ah come on that'a a little unfair. It's their own choice if they want more kids.

Rabidlamb

davidm20 wrote: »

I'm assuming she can multitask.....Get her to post the pizza dough recipe, at the end of this thread

My favorite, holy grail dough is Jamie Oliver's pizza dough. It comes together in a flash and has the most incredible, floppy texture which translates to loose bubbles and a gorgeous, burnished bottom after a pass in the oven.

http://www.jamieoliver.com/recipes/pizza-recipes/pizza-dough

The magic trick is to get the special flour he recommends, don't skimp with self raising or plain.

telekon

telekon wrote: »

My wife is taking folic acid supplements for her pregnancy rather than inhaling paint fumes. Madness, I know....

You make her wear a helmet when she's up on your horse though right?

Rabidlamb

opinion guy wrote: »

7 month pregnant wife shouldn't be anywhere near paint. Fumes, toxins and all of that

telekon wrote: »

My wife is taking folic acid supplements for her pregnancy rather than inhaling paint fumes. Madness, I know....

Todays water based paints are odourless & are nothing like what you remember from the 80's.

telekon

whoopsadaisy doodles wrote: »

You make her wear a helmet when she's up on your horse though right?

Worrying about the well being of my pregnant wife and our unborn child is being up on my high horse is it? Well, then yeah, I am. Jesus, listen to yourself...