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Best riposte to someone who says 'Do you know who I am?'

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    #32
    Eve_Dublin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,884 ✭✭✭Eve_Dublin


    Duffff-Man wrote: »
    Well at least the op will now be able to say to the person who asks them the question, "Hold on, I will get the best reply from a thread i started on boards about this."

    He posted it for a laugh. It's never going to happen. He posted to hear some funny answers to get some laughs. Simple.

    Are you on da blob or wha?


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    #33
    Slippin Jimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,031 ✭✭✭Slippin Jimmy


    Eve_Dublin wrote: »
    He posted it for a laugh. It's never going to happen. He posted to hear some funny answers to get some laughs. Simple.

    Are you on da blob or wha?

    Hilarious you uneducated fool


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    #34
    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,069 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Best riposte to someone who says 'Do you know who I am?'

    'Are you Sen. Fidelma Healy Eames?'


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    #35
    Eve_Dublin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,884 ✭✭✭Eve_Dublin


    Duffff-Man wrote: »
    Hilarious you uneducated fool

    Ah the personal insults. That can get you banned you know. I'd watch it if I were you.

    You need to relax.


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    #36
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Eve_Dublin wrote: »

    Are you on da blob or wha?
    Duffff-Man wrote: »
    Hilarious you uneducated fool

    LOL that is funny and ye did not have to try at all. :p

    Of course it was not meant to be funny.


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    #37
    Slippin Jimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,031 ✭✭✭Slippin Jimmy


    Eve_Dublin wrote: »
    Ah the personal insults. That can get you banned you know. I'd watch it if I were you.

    You need to relax.

    Not an insult if it is a factual statement.


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    #38
    Eve_Dublin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,884 ✭✭✭Eve_Dublin


    Duffff-Man wrote: »
    Not an insult if it is a factual statement.

    Do you know who I am?


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    #39
    Eve_Dublin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,884 ✭✭✭Eve_Dublin


    hondasam wrote: »
    LOL that is funny and ye did not have to try at all. :p

    Of course it was not meant to be funny.

    It was actually...


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    #40
    Slippin Jimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,031 ✭✭✭Slippin Jimmy


    Eve_Dublin wrote: »
    Do you know who I am?

    A person that lived in the uk for three years and that wants to travel to South America


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    #41
    kirving
    Registered Users Posts: 5,979 ✭✭✭kirving


    Funniest one I heard was a guy walking up to a friend of mine in a bar.

    "Gerrup outta that seat!"
    "Ehhhhhhh, NO."
    "My uncle's XXXX XXXXX! ....One call, BANG BANG!"

    Soon enough, the whole place knew about it and he was laughed out of the bar.


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    #42
    Degringola
    Registered Users Posts: 415 ✭✭Degringola


    My name is URL wrote: »
    'Are you Sen. Fidelma Healy Eames?'

    That's what prompted the thread


    Touche Eve. Snort.


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    #43
    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    are we changing this thread to

    "Do you know how funny I am?"


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    #44
    Eve_Dublin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,884 ✭✭✭Eve_Dublin


    Duffff-Man wrote: »
    A person that lived in the uk for three years and that wants to travel to South America

    I feel privileged you're taking the time to stalk me. Many thanks.


    (Btw, I have already travelled in South America for one year).


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    #45
    crazy cabbage
    Registered Users Posts: 738 ✭✭✭crazy cabbage


    This is me. Is that you?


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    #46
    Slippin Jimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,031 ✭✭✭Slippin Jimmy


    Eve_Dublin wrote: »
    I feel privileged you're taking the time to stalk me. Many thanks.


    (Btw, I have already travelled in South America for one year).

    Ah my mistake, apologies.


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    #47
    somefeen
    Registered Users Posts: 1,657 ✭✭✭somefeen


    "Do you know who I am?"
    "Do you know WHO I AM?"
    "This is not a game of who the **** are you"


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    #48
    Oranage2
    Registered Users Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    'Eh, Slim Shady?'


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    #49
    Eve_Dublin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,884 ✭✭✭Eve_Dublin


    "No I don't...you appear to be wearing some kind of gruesome Halloween mask and I can't tell...if you remove it, it might make it easier"....huh huh huh huh...


    Yeah I know...back to the drawing board...


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    #50
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Haven't the foggiest sir now could you please give me another card or cash, you're American Express has been rejected.


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    #51
    Blondini
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,480 ✭✭✭Blondini


    Biggins wrote: »
    Had a few people say that to me - my reply was (still is) "I couldn't give a rats ass!" and walk off.
    Fcuk 'em!

    ... but .... but .... your boards persona is based on a kinda quasi-celebrity mysterious scenario... and we don't know who you are ... and em... er ... sometimes it feels like you are ... er kinda sayin' "Do you know who I am" in a kinda boards internet forum kinda way .. and stuff .. so er .. who are you?


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    #52
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Blondini wrote: »
    ... but .... but .... your boards persona is based on a kinda quasi-celebrity mysterious scenario... and we don't know who you are ... and em... er ... sometimes it feels like you are ... er kinda sayin' "Do you know who I am" in a kinda boards internet forum kinda way .. and stuff .. so er .. who are you?

    I'm no one, I'm your neighbour, I'm your friend, I like you - so I will kill you last! :cool:





    Only joking - you hope! :D


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    #53
    PK2008
    Registered Users Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭PK2008


    Q: "Do you know who I am?"

    A: "Oh yeeeeh, aren't you that guy who wet his pants at the Christmas party?...... 'Pissy Pants Paul', isn't it?"


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    #54
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    Biggins wrote: »
    I'm no one, I'm your neighbour, I'm your friend, I like you - so I will kill you last! :cool:





    Only joking - you hope! :D
    In that case, can I have my lawnmower back. Please.


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    #55
    Pushtrak
    Registered Users Posts: 4,640 ✭✭✭Pushtrak


    "If I cared, I'd have asked."


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    #56
    Qualitymark
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,824 ✭✭✭Qualitymark


    Well, nobody else has told it.

    A Dublin actor, fond of the drink, was working in the telephone exchange in the 1970s. A woman rang looking for a trunk call and was ordering him around, and he was telling her what he thought of her. "Do you know who I am?" she said.
    "No."
    "I'm the wife of the Minister for Posts and Telegraphs."

    Short pause.

    "Do you know who I am?" he said.
    "No."
    "Thanks be to Jaysus." And he slammed the phone down.


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    #57
    Varied
    Closed Accounts Posts: 725 ✭✭✭Varied


    Well...the jerk store called, they're running out of you!


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    #58
    Pushtrak
    Registered Users Posts: 4,640 ✭✭✭Pushtrak


    Varied wrote: »
    Well...the jerk store called, they're running out of you!
    That's ok. You're their best seller.


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    #59
    Qualitymark
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,824 ✭✭✭Qualitymark


    Varied wrote: »
    Well...the jerk store called, they're running out of you!

    Plenty of me left.


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    #60
    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    it appears we have a case of mistaken identity


    you are confusing me with someone who gives a sh*t


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    #61
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users Posts: 5,148 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Degringola wrote: »
    I've been living in hope for decades that some jumped so-and-so would ask me this question.

    Do you know who I am?





    Now, your life is complete. Happy now?


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