If you could meet your 16 year old self

IvaBigWun

What piece of advice would you give yourself? Id tell me to invest in Apple shares!

Ghandee

Don't eat yellow snow.

Oranage2

'less tongue'

Fighting Irish

sunscreen

Diego Maradona

Don't ever start smoking!

Smeggy

Pick a different college course and career path

minidazzler

I'd just punch me in the gut for being such a fool. Then tell him don't be such a fool.

LoYL

Stop listening to your parents.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Stop masturbating or else your testicle will explode!

some random drunk

I'd tell my 16 year old self to have sex with me cos let's face it you're not going to get it for many a year.

Medusa22

Say no when someone offers you a banana. Break up with that idiot you're going out with and don't piss about when you leave school.

Syllabus

go to college

RaRaRasputin

Kill your parents and never pack away that lego in your room

K.Flyer

Follow your Heart and Dreams, be Happy and ignore the begrudgers.

Gran Hermano

To learn how to use search on fora
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=69425639

IvaBigWun

Gran Hermano wrote: »

To learn how to use search on fora
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=69425639

Thats 2 years old?

gufnork

Create a site called 'boards.ie' then sit back and wait for dosh to roll in.

Blondini

Sports Almanac

Varied

Get a proper education
Invest in apple shares
Keep fit as Irish women are amazingly superficial
SAVE MAN SAVE!!!

gufnork

IvaBigWun wrote: »

Gran Hermano wrote: »

To learn how to use search on fora
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=69425639

Thats 2 years old?

Damm it! I was just enjoying the warm glow that comes with the knowledge that I'm a massively powerful psychic only to discover... that I'm actually not.

neemish

Do it right the first time around and save yourself the misery

davetherave

benwavner wrote: »

Stop masturbating or else your testicle will explode!

The left one or the right one?



I'd tell my younger that he should probably pay more attention and make more of an effort in school and college.

Megglet

Delete your browsing history.

L'prof

Tell him to enjoy every second!

Pilotdude5

Explain what the "friend zone" is and how to avoid it.

Remmy

Relax a bit. You pull it out of the bag in the end. Don't wait another two years to stop taking sh/t from people. They fold like cheap deck chairs.

cocoshovel

Nothing because I wouldnt listen.

FanadMan

1. Slap him across the face
2. Tell him to never start smoking
3. Tell him to never sweat the small stuff
4. Tell him to hide his nudie mags somewhere better
5. Tell him to study and go to college
6. Give him lotto numbers for two years time
7. Slap him in the face......just for the craic

Pottler

Buy land, invest in property, it can only go up, become a developer son, life is great when you're a developer. Borrow big, some other schmuk will bail you out if you feck up, and buy gold, lots of gold, while it's still cheap. Also, marry yer wan, she's nice looking, but she's also nice, and that's important. Luckily, I managed the second bit without advice from my timetravveling self.

Knex*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhjHBV20ZV4

This song is so true. 16 year old me was only 5-6 years ago and already there is a massive, massive amount I would love to be able to go back and advise myself on.

biko

Stop fapping, you'll go blind.

[Spoken with my iPhone]

candy-gal1

Enjoy any of the good times you have then, and know that life will just keep getting better in lots of ways once you leave school.

Enjoy living in the area your living in now, youll think back on it fondly when your living in a not so great area.

Fcuk the brgrudgers/bullies, believe me theres bullies everywhere no matter how old you get, just ignore and get on with your own life, its the best way!

Save you where you can, even a little bit, its always a good thing to have.

Lay off on all the makeup your wearing now, you dont need that much, youll only realise this in your 20s though.

Believe me, you will become the person youve always wanted to be and actually were inside, it just takes time, little bit of cash, getting your head around things in life and letting your true self shine! it will happen though!

holystungun9

Stay away from your cousin's knicker drawer because your mother will find a pair you have hidden under your bed and you will feel awkward as fck when they are not there one day and then two weeks later when you least expect it your mother will make some passing remark about it and you will feel embarrassed and awkward for a while because you don't know who else knows about it.

Hahaha, imagine if that story was true.

TeddyTedson

If I could meet my 16 year old self I think we would both walk away disappointed.

Wow, what a downer.

herisson

Don't bottle things up, talk about things more!
Dump him, he is cheating on you!
Walk more and get into some serious exercise
work your ass off for the LC
pick something decent for the CAO

The Jammy dodger

Don't swallow that lump of hash, you'll end up in hospital and spew a lot of blood and have to be resusciated and nearly die.

Sorry but that really is what I'd say to meself.

Pottler

If I really met my 16 year old self, he'd probably mug me, shag my wife and take my car. He was a bit of a cnut tbh.

c_man

All the stuff they told you about drugs in school is bull.
Don't be afraid of girls.
Cut down on the ****. You'll be doing that for years to come

Bane

Delete ur feckin hard drive before u hand over ur computer for repair!!!

woof im a dog

itll all work out

Salt001

Don't take things to heart so much.
You are thinner than you think you are.
That girl that used to bully you will end up looking 7 years older than you and still won't have a sense of humour.
Have faith in the Cork hurling team.
Never ever go blond.
The guy you think is THE ONE isn't.
Never drink a green drink.
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staker

Get used to your limits you dozy cant.

It might've spared me a lot of hassle when over-indulging..

Squ

I look back on the way I was then: a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone and this old man is all that's left. I got to live with that.

Thatnastyboy

Keep doing what you're doing, still no real regrets at 23



fuck never really thought too much into that

OneArt

It may seem utterly hopeless now, but you will get off this feckin' island very soon. So enjoy it while it lasts.

A_Sober_Paddy

Get yourself a road bike and also hit the gym...I'd be on this years tour de france now:D

EoghanIRL

I'd have to timetravel a year into the future.

Miss Lockhart

Trust your instincts and first impressions regarding people you meet. They're actually usually right.

For Forks Sake

Put on some pants.

holystungun9

EoghanIRL wrote: »

I'd have to timetravel a year into the future.

Forget the junior cert, AH will educate you, BOOM!

Autumn Moon

Believe in yourself, push yourself and make the most of your time.