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Having Sex

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  • #52
    mickrock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,021 ✭✭✭mickrock


    Bagpiping is a sexual favourite with most people but you never see it in porn.

    Even our grandparents loved a bit of bagpiping.


  • #53
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Headbutting tits does it for me


  • #54
    SdoowSirhc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 524 ✭✭✭SdoowSirhc


    spankysue wrote: »
    Ah, ya can't beat an oul fisting, surprise her with it, she'll love it.
    Unless you mistakenly shout "ultimate punch" and she sees it coming so he does a reverse grab :mad:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VX4D_9GMBg


    Or you could use the fist in a loving, but forceful means like this
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWfs1QqKfZU
    That will leave her fairly surprised :cool:


  • #55
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭policarp


    christ on a bike! wrote: »
    Having sex is brilliant, I've done it a couple of times and am comfortable enough with it at this stage

    Do you find that the aul porn has given you messed up expectations though?
    Now I wasn't completely naked except for a pair of runners and her arse cocked towards the corner of the bed and one of my arms behind my back or anything, and I was quite happy with missionary once and herself on top the next.

    But I kept wondering should I be shouting and groaning but obviously i shouldn't, nor should I want to be putting my tadpoles anywhere else but the little bag.

    But still thought about it a fair bit, I wonder what the younger generation will be expecting with all the sodomy and filth on the net, which I love

    The worse thing about porn is that even the amateurs think they are pron stars now, all this groaning and heavy breathing, sucking in every breath through the lips etc
    My folks were very sexual people but I never heard them do it like that

    Do you think you'd be better off just closing your eyes and feeling it whilst riding or should you have your eyes wide open to give yourself a good show?

    Christ. What're you riding?
    Get off your bike. . .:D


  • #56
    peewee_44
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 490 ✭✭peewee_44


    I did it once and I got a lovely lil girl out of it, will deffo do it again some day


  • #57
    Brain Stroking
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,874 ✭✭✭Brain Stroking


    mishkalucy wrote: »
    Ladies must love you

    Bow chica wow wow

    Mustache and all:pac:

    Handlebar moustache is an important accessory, i wont deny it


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