Ireland: Second smallest penis size in Europe

The Gnome

Along with the economy, a rampant rise in youth violence and an epidemic of swan murders we've yet another thing to worry about, according to this size map we Irish have the second least well endowed men in Europe. (Poor Romania)

It's not all bad news though:

About 85% of women were satisfied with their partners' penile size, although only 55% of men were satisfied, with 45% wanting to be larger (and 0.2% to be smaller).

It is perhaps relevant that while men with a larger penis, in length and circumference, have a better body image, genital image and have a feeling of greater sexual competence, women do not necessarily believe that a larger penis is ‘better' [the study, to its detriment, included no such data on the opinions of gay men]... The issue of attractiveness to women is complex, but most data suggest that penile size is much lower down the list of priorities for women than such issues as a man's personality and external grooming.

[Source: A totally worthless map of European penis sizes]

Luckily the study is fatally flawed anyway so there's no need to click on all those links for penis enlargement pills.... yet.

Wacker The Attacker

who measured every mickey in ireland

Pushtrak

Flawed study means dick all.

rubberdiddies

The Gnome wrote: »

Along with the economy, a rampant rise in youth violence and an epidemic of swan murders we've yet another thing to worry about, according to this size map we Irish have the second least well endowed men in Europe. (Poor Romania)

It's not all bad news though:

About 85% of women were satisfied with their partners' penile size, although only 55% of men were satisfied, with 45% wanting to be larger (and 0.2% to be smaller).

It is perhaps relevant that while men with a larger penis, in length and circumference, have a better body image, genital image and have a feeling of greater sexual competence, women do not necessarily believe that a larger penis is ‘better' [the study, to its detriment, included no such data on the opinions of gay men]... The issue of attractiveness to women is complex, but most data suggest that penile size is much lower down the list of priorities for women than such issues as a man's personality and external grooming.

[Source: A totally worthless map of European penis sizes]

Luckily the study is fatally flawed anyway so there's no need to click on all those link for penis enlargement links.... yet.

Big swinging mickey

Immaculate Pasta

After Hours talking about penises - since when has this place become like Gokwanamo Bay?

ferike1

As a proud Hung-arian I approve this study!

Samich

There's a graph around somewhere showing willy size in the world. Think it was posted in Cool vids etc a good few months ago.

Wacker The Attacker

Maybe irish chicks just have huge fannies

dodderangler

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

Maybe irish chicks just have huge fannies

True that's exactly what I was thinking

Immaculate Pasta

Samich wrote: »

There's a graph around somewhere showing willy size in the world. Think it was posted in Cool vids etc a good few months ago.

:eek:

mikemac1

French are a nation of liers

Wacker The Attacker

mikemac1 wrote: »

French are a nation of liers

Amongst other things

minidazzler

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

who measured every mickey in ireland

It's self-reported....and if 12.7 cm is the average then I am fookin huge at what I thought was the average.

Wacker The Attacker

minidazzler wrote: »

It's self-reported....and if 12.7 cm is the average then I am fookin huge at what I thought was the average.

But everyone lies about their shaft length

Samich

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

:eek:

You see it? It had red for big willies and blue for short, or something along those lines

Edit: Here it is :P

Penis chart

minidazzler

minidazzler wrote: »

It's self-reported....and if 12.7 cm is the average then I am fookin huge at what I thought was the average.

I'm guessing like me you're feeling smug at this news. Bit like the end of the South Park episode when they say anyone over 1.5 inches is above average :pac:

minidazzler

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

But everyone lies about their shaft length

But the Irish are the only ones who lie in the wrong direction.

dodderangler

Clearly didn't do it this way
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa9YUDNHobE&feature=youtube_gdata_player

ferike1

Don't feel bad guys, its not size etc etc. It's what you do with it.

Wacker The Attacker

minidazzler wrote: »

But the Irish are the only ones who lie in the wrong direction.

It appears that way. If they had lied any more we'd all have fannies

Wacker The Attacker

ferike1 wrote: »

Don't feel bad guys, its not size etc etc. It's what you do with it.

Chicks love a big powerful mickey.

At least thats what they tell me

dlofnep

If you're 12.7cm on a boner, puberty said "lulz" to you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDDOHPssLrQ#t=30

Pherekydes

ferike1 wrote: »

Don't feel bad guys, its not size etc etc. It's what you do with it.

True. Small size correlates with high birth rate!

Pedant

Probably a flawed measurement.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa9YUDNHobE

Pedant

dodderangler wrote: »

Clearly didn't do it this way
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa9YUDNHobE&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Deleted User wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDDOHPssLrQ#t=30

Oh FFS!!
Well at least I know how to embed youtube videos on here properly.

dodderangler

Pedant wrote: »

dodderangler wrote: »

Clearly didn't do it this way
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa9YUDNHobE&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Deleted User wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDDOHPssLrQ#t=30

Oh FFS!!
Well at least I know how to embed youtube videos on here properly.

Doesn matter I got there before you did on the south park video so you can suck my 2nd smallest penis in Europe

3ndahalfof6

I would say it is pretty accurate as it shows men in the north of Ireland to be bigger dicks.

Pedant

Pedant wrote: »

Oh FFS!!
Well at least I know how to embed youtube videos on here properly.

Embedding with a deep link doesn't work, there's a particular bit of the video I was linking to.

Pushtrak

Deleted User wrote: »

Embedding with a deep link doesn't work, there's a particular bit of the video I was linking to.

You can embed and have it start at a certain time.

Pushtrak

Pushtrak wrote: »

You can embed and have it start at a certain time.

Sure about that? Tried it before and couldn't. Turns out embedding is disabled on the video I posted anyway.

Shenshen

Well, all I can say is that map doesn't exactly match my own findings

minidazzler

ferike1 wrote: »

Don't feel bad guys, its not size etc etc. It's what you do with it.

That sounds like "It's not the size of the ship but the motion of the ocean" You'll be a long time getting anywhere on a fishing boat compared to a galley though.

rKossi

what i find funny is that france are the biggest @ 6.5 inches lol that not great im like 7.9inches got to love my south african blood

Owen_S

12.7 cm... from the floor :pac:

Atomicjuicer

What about elasticity? Specifically, is this a flaccid or erect measurement?

ferike1

Guys guys, lets not get into a d*ck measuring contest here.

You know why!

HUNGARIANS WIN!

admiralofthefleet

its not the hammer its the nail your throwing it at. and irish women have fannies like a hippos yawn

Daveysil15

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

its not the hammer its the nail your throwing it at. and irish women have fannies like a hippos yawn

How do you know this? Have you seen them all?

Pushtrak

Deleted User wrote: »

Sure about that? Tried it before and couldn't. Turns out embedding is disabled on the video I posted anyway.

The video has to be allowed to be embedded. The video you just removed was one that has to be viewed on YouTube. Its an option for videos when they are uploaded. So, when it is one that can be played while embedded, which would be most, you can embed it and have it start at a time of your choosing.

Edit: Hm, annoying, it makes you have to go to YouTube when you do that though. I don't know what settings would have been applied to that video when it was uploaded and if thats a reason it doesn't play here.

Pataman

It must be down to temperature. France and Hungary are warmer than Ireland
I could have saved a fortune on that survey.

Pushtrak

Pushtrak wrote: »

The video has to be allowed to be embedded. The video you just removed was one that has to be viewed on YouTube. Its an option for videos when they are uploaded. So, when it is one that can be played while embedded, which would be most, you can embed it and have it start at a time of your choosing.

Edit: Hm, annoying, it makes you have to go to YouTube when you do that though. I don't know what settings would have been applied to that video when it was uploaded and if thats a reason it doesn't play here.

Shows what you know.

EZ24GET

Is it true that men who feel they are inadequate try harder?

Pushtrak

Deleted User wrote: »

Shows what you know.

Oh, does it?

WhimSock

I like the way it says 'Legend' under the bigger sizes.

ferike1

I think this thread should be changed to:

Hungary: Biggest penis size in Europe. Give it a more positive spin!

dodderangler

ferike1 wrote: »

I think this thread should be changed to:

Hungary: Biggest penis size in Europe. Give it a more positive spin!

How bout Hungary: biggest dickheads in Europe!!!

paddy kerins

ferike1 wrote: »

I think this thread should be changed to:

Hungary: Biggest penis size in Europe. Give it a more positive spin!

So I take it you're Hungarian?

Varied

antodeco

Jesus all those whales in the pacific ocean have tiny willies

Evie90

To be honest lenght is irrelevant, girth is far more important imo anyway.