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Ireland: Second smallest penis size in Europe

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,132 ✭✭✭Ben D Bus


    But in Ireland (and the UK) we still use imperial measurements a lot. I'm guessing there's a conversion error going on here. Our result is in inches, not cm.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,624 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    you could tell by looking at condom sales

    just compare the number of each size sold - small , medium and liar


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 725 ✭✭✭Varied


    Evie90 wrote: »
    To be honest lenght is irrelevant, girth is far more important imo anyway.

    :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    were they measured with lasers or something? 16.01 cm, 13.97 cm...



    either way, im happy:cool:...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 661 ✭✭✭Intensive Care Bear


    Why is there never any maps showing vagina size?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Bull**** stats


  • Registered Users Posts: 393 ✭✭godwin


    I'm quiet well endowed , but unfortunately when my penis is flaccid is resembles a depressed anteater due to my massive foreskin.


  • Registered Users Posts: 317 ✭✭Casillas


    Samich wrote: »
    You see it? It had red for big willies and blue for short, or something along those lines ;)

    Edit: Here it is :P

    Penis chart

    Big in Japan :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,793 ✭✭✭chillywilly


    Evie90 wrote: »
    To be honest lenght is irrelevant, girth is far more important imo anyway.

    :(






    :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭Sea Filly


    My Irish boyfriend has a great cock, big but not too big. :cool:

    /too much information


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,924 ✭✭✭Nforce




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,992 ✭✭✭Shane732


    Jesus the northern lads seem to have been co*ks than us southern lads - that map must have been a very in depth study!


  • Registered Users Posts: 543 ✭✭✭Godsentme


    When was this survey done please??

    Nobody measured my whang. ( Well except a few roides, and as far as I know they didn't have a measureing tape;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    They mearsured mine. Fr Kelly told me I had to have a hard on when he was measuring it, hence the stroking, etc. At first I was a bit doubtful(the whole priests taking a survey thing) but he showed me his badge-Big Official willy survey Taker- Looked a bit amateurish, you'd think a nationwide survey organisation could make up their IDs on somthing better than cut outs from corn-flake boxes. It also took waay longer to get an accurate measurement than I'd have expected..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Samich wrote: »
    You see it? It had red for big willies and blue for short, or something along those lines ;)

    Edit: Here it is :P

    Penis chart

    Fuck the metric system sometimes!


    Inches all the way;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 150 ✭✭mirrorball




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,515 ✭✭✭LH Pathe


    Oh man my girls gonna be t-ight; coming from teh region with the smallest dicks


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 976 ✭✭✭Kev_2012


    Were they measured using €2 shop measuring tapes? 5 inch mickey? Bollocks!


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    It's self-reported....and if 12.7 cm is the average then I am fookin huge at what I thought was the average.

    so, it's actually a measure of modesty then.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,793 ✭✭✭chillywilly


    if this was just a random survey that men were asked what size they are then you might as well call it an indication as to what country lies the most! Looks like France are up there, "Le Cheat" comes to mind :D

    So if you look at it from that perspective, we look to be one of the most honest countries in Europe.



    That's my excuse anyway :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,264 ✭✭✭fran17


    what a load of c**k


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 606 ✭✭✭Jammy Donut


    Pahh bigger than average...... I'm.awesome.me :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,105 ✭✭✭Kivaro


    Evie90 wrote: »
    To be honest lenght is irrelevant, girth is far more important imo anyway.

    Just want to be clear here:
    imo = in my orifice

    Right?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed



    That's my excuse anyway :D

    I don't think that's the only excuse you use chillywilly


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,793 ✭✭✭chillywilly


    1ZRed wrote: »
    I don't think that's the only excuse you use chillywilly


    I'm a grower not a show-er :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 606 ✭✭✭Jammy Donut


    I tuck mine into my sock :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,256 ✭✭✭Ronin247


    Maybe irish chicks just have huge fannies


    The average penis size in Ireland is 5 1/2 inches however the average vaginal capacity of the female in Ireland is 8" leading to the conclusion there is 1/2 a mile of unused fanny in AH alone!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    who measured every mickey in ireland

    Some guy called Wacker.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 201 ✭✭boo3000


    Well they might beat us on average. But we've got the worlds biggest knob. Ladies and Gentlemen I give you.... Bono.


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