Some Irish women

crazygeryy

Dirty dirty women never to be trusted.YES I'M COMING MOTHER.

Varied

I hear these complaints quite a bit, is it generalising if there's quite a few lads saying it? You get a good few women saying the same of Irish lads in fairness.

The King of Moo wrote: »

It does, in fairness, she would just be trying to rescue her friend from an unpleasant situation.

That is harsh.

Culleeo

Brutal Deluxe wrote: »

Go to better places. Usually girls grow outta that Paris Hilton phase. Just like the men grow out of "any girl will do".

Brutal Deluxe wrote: »

Well if youre going to places with girls like that i assume you need to go to a nicer place.

You're either very naive or you don't get out that much to think that girls will stop wearing fake tan when they get to a certain age. Women of all ages will always wear fake tan, just some wear it better than others.

The King of Moo

Varied wrote: »

I hear these complaints quite a bit, is it generalising if there's quite a few lads saying it? You get a good few women saying the same of Irish lads in fairness.

Yes, and it would be unfair of women to say similar things about men. The reality is that the people you come across behaving churlishly in a nightclub are not representative of all Irish people, or even all Irish people in nightclubs.

Varied wrote: »

That is harsh.

Not really, as it's a hypothetical situation with a hypothetical ugly man.

Also, it's a joke. It needed a :pac:.

Chucken

crazygeryy wrote: »

.YES I'M COMING MOTHER.

yeeeuuuu

Tombi!

Culleeo wrote: »

You're either very naive or you don't get out that much to think that girls will stop wearing fake tan when they get to a certain age. Women of all ages will always wear fake tan, just some wear it better than others.

Eh, I was talking about the orange stuff you see the kids about 16-20 wear. Not actual proper fake tan.

Fight_Night

OP you're a legend, I see this kind of thing all the time, "I wear loads of makeup therefore I'm better than you". I used to be a bit of a minger back in the day but I was a nice guy so most girls would humour me but there's always that one bitch. It's about time she got a taste of her own medicine.

The only thing I would say is that it is present in most European countries, well it certainly is in the UK anyway.

PrincessLola

I read this opening post thinking it was a brilliant (little over the top) parady of the typical still-living-at-home-with-mammy-pathetic-Irish-manchild-complains-about-wimmin thread.



But then I found out the OP is being serious.

The King of Moo

Fight_Night wrote: »

OP you're a legend, I see this kind of thing all the time, "I wear loads of makeup therefore I'm better than you". I used to be a bit of a minger back in the day but I was a nice guy so most girls would humour me but there's always that one bitch. It's about time she got a taste of her own medicine.

The only thing I would say is that it is present in most European countries, well it certainly is in the UK anyway.

You should wear more make-up than them, turn the tables on them completely.

Then you'd win.

Fight_Night

The King of Moo wrote: »

You should wear more make-up than them, turn the tables on them completely.

Then you'd win.

"used to be", now I'm a stud

The King of Moo

Fight_Night wrote: »

"used to be", now I'm a stud

Because of the make-up? :pac:

Fight_Night

The King of Moo wrote: »

Because of the make-up? :pac:

Haha yes it makes a huge difference

leggo

As soon as I saw the title of the OP, I knew this would end well.

jarvis

Some mate you are! Your buddy gets face palmed by a fat ugly bird and you tell the internets!!!

EdanHewittt

HalloweenJack wrote: »

It's called cock-blocking

Seems to me OP was trying to say this, albeit in a very long-winded way.

To tar all groups of women who socialize in clubs with the same brush just destroys your chances.

I think the problem OP has here is not being able to tell if these wimmens are cock-blocking or not. At least with a singles night, you have sure knowledge they're looking for the ride, just as you are. And it's Win Win, and lovely, and fantastic, and there is no guessing, or second guessing the wimmens agenda.


But beware of the deceptive wimmens types who only go to singles nights there for 'the craic' and 'the buzz' and are avert to the ride.

I used the Nicklas Bendnter analogy when referring to irish women in the soccer thread a few weeks ago. In the OP's case, the b*tch friend is Nicklas and doesnt seem to like that Van Persie/Rooney/Grant Holt has outshone him yet again, while they still are under the illusion that they are the best in the universe.

gara

OP if you spent the same amount of energy being a better person than you do blaming random women for your own inadequacies, you might just find yourself having more positive experiences -you reap what you sow!

yizorselves

Ah sure me and the lads have often done the pose with our fingers down the throat if one of the lads was scoring some mess. But we wouldnt stop him because we're good friends like that

FishBowel

Any guy who expects to meet 'nice' women in a nightclub is a tool.

ciarang85

B!tches be crazy!!

Sea Filly

Wow, OP, it was really charitable of you to point out that it's only some of us...

The King of Moo

Sea Filly wrote: »

Wow, OP, it was really charitable of you to point out that it's only some of us...

It was very generous.

You see, it's like the Nazis: only some of them were actually evil. The rest were only following orders. The really bad members of the party ruined it for the rest of them, just as is the case with some Irish women.

Tombi!

The King of Moo wrote: »

It was very generous.

You see, it's like the Nazis: only some of them were actually evil. The rest were only following orders. The really bad members of the party ruined it for the rest of them, just as is the case with some Irish women.

Oh, I see! So the women are following orders. From another woman no doubt. So the OP believes it's a good idea to be back to the middle ages where women had little to no rights?

Sea Filly

Deleted User wrote: »

I used the Nicklas Bendnter analogy when referring to irish women in the soccer thread a few weeks ago. In the OP's case, the b*tch friend is Nicklas and doesnt seem to like that Van Persie/Rooney/Grant Holt has outshone him yet again, while they still are under the illusion that they are the best in the universe.

That is one laboured, clunky analogy.

Kolido

KeithM89 wrote: »

A friend of mine would always go out of his way to pull the fat friend, his excuse was theyd always go for food after and he could rob a few chips and save himself a couple of euro.

Its not worth riding the waves for a few chips.

A chicken box maybe, but not a few chips. :pac:

The King of Moo

Brutal Deluxe wrote: »

Oh, I see! So the women are following orders. From another woman no doubt. So the OP believes it's a good idea to be back to the middle ages where women had little to no rights?

They receive telepathic orders directly from the Feminazi hive mind. Because of this, no woman can ever truly make an informed decision, or be truly independent, and it would therefore be better if men controlled their lives, for their own sake.

If we can find the location of the hive mind's central nerve cluster (which I suspect is the studio where they produce Loose Women) and shut down its telepathic network and its production facility for making Boots and Aero ads, then we can truly start down the path of making women truly equal partners in society.

*disclaimer*

Everything I know about women has been cobbled together from various After Hours threads, and is therefore completely reliable.

Nodin

Have we got to the part of the thread where we demonstrate how the vagina shows there is no loving God yet?

*readies crayons and pitchfork

Sea Filly

Sea Filly wrote: »

That is one laboured, clunky analogy.

But very relevant if you know what Nicklas Bendtner and Irish women consist of

Sea Filly

Deleted User wrote: »

But very relevant if you know what Nicklas Bendtner and Irish women consist of

Blood and guts and stuff?

Sea Filly

Kolido wrote: »

Its not worth riding the waves for a few chips.

A chicken box maybe, but not a few chips. :pac:

Yeah, if you're going to do something wrong, do it right! :pac:

Chuck Stone

Happy days huh OP?

Sea Filly

Sea Filly wrote: »

Blood and guts and stuff?

Mentality wise more than physically. Their arrogance is off the scale.

EdanHewittt

The King of Moo wrote: »

They receive telepathic orders directly from the Feminazi hive mind. Because of this, no woman can ever truly make an informed decision, or be truly independent, and it would therefore be better if men controlled their lives, for their own sake.

If we can find the location of the hive mind's central nerve cluster (which I suspect is the studio where they produce Loose Women) and shut down its telepathic network and its production facility for making Boots and Aero ads, then we can truly start down the path of making women truly equal partners in society.

*disclaimer*

Everything I know about women has been cobbled together from various After Hours threads, and is therefore completely reliable.

Brilliant Moo Reply is Brilliant.

Alactric

Can we call the vet to put this thread to sleep yet? :pac:

woodoo

yizorselves wrote: »

Ah sure me and the lads have often done the pose with our fingers down the throat if one of the lads was scoring some mess. But we wouldnt stop him because we're good friends like that

Yeah and its brilliant crack the next day taking a hand at them for tackling some minger.

Sea Filly

Deleted User wrote: »

Mentality wise more than physically. Their arrogance is off the scale.

My arrogance is off the scale apparently. Boards teaches me something new every day.

Piste

Maybe the friend knew the girl very well, knew the girl was very drunk and would regret it the next morning if anything happened so was saving the girl from a moment of "what the f*ck did I do last night?!" the next morning? It's a possibility, as likely if not more likely than "b*tches be cray".

Medusa22

I have to agree with the OP in that there are some women who behave like this in clubs and I find it to be quite mean and rude. There really is no need to be so horrible to a guy who is talking to you just because you somehow deem him unworthy.

However, I have also encountered rude men who think it is acceptable to mock girls that they think are fat or ugly. Some people are assholes, regardless of gender.

Crann na Beatha

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LoYL

Oh my. They don't like it at all. Truth.

Fight_Night

Piste wrote: »

Maybe the friend knew the girl very well, knew the girl was very drunk and would regret it the next morning if anything happened so was saving the girl from a moment of "what the f*ck did I do last night?!" the next morning? It's a possibility, as likely if not more likely than "b*tches be cray".

It's not that that people have a problem with, it's the bitchy way they go about it. She could've just explained she wanted to talk to her friend, took her to the bathroom etc. No need to insult the poor guy, I know a friend of mine(who strangely enough is actually very good looking) has very low self-esteem and this kind of thing absolutely would absolutely destroy his confidence. And I see it happen all the time. Again though it's not exclusive to Irish women. Some people are just dicks.

rKossi

KeithM89 wrote: »

A friend of mine would always go out of his way to pull the fat friend, his excuse was theyd always go for food after and he could rob a few chips and save himself a couple of euro.

he is my hero

rKossi

anyway im a guy and i am a dickhead in clubs.
Like if girl trys to get with me and if think she aint hot I will say some not very nice things....
I do regret it after I say it im just a cock when im drunk

Abi

rKossi wrote: »

he is my hero

Thats pretty sad.

rKossi wrote: »

anyway im a guy and i am a dickhead in clubs.
Like if girl trys to get with me and if think she aint hot I will say some not very nice things....
I do regret it after I say it im just a cock when im drunk

Are you drinking now?

WumBuster

HalloweenJack wrote: »

OP, if you were a proper wingman, you would have distracted the girl's mate before she went up and pulled her friend away.

Note to self: Don't go pulling with leonidas83.

Or if he(the guy who was trying to score) saw her friend was isolated and hanging around looking grumpy he should have introduced himself to her cracked a few jokes, played the nice guy to gain her approval and then carried on with score. But it can be awkward with the friend, often you need to win her over first. If things start becoming aggressive its time to walk away simply.

RaRaRasputin

rKossi wrote: »

anyway im a guy and i am a dickhead in clubs.
Like if girl trys to get with me and if think she aint hot I will say some not very nice things....
I do regret it after I say it im just a cock when im drunk

Another poor tormented soul...don't we all know how difficult it is for guys to fend off all these women who mysteriously must have a liking for drunk bastards.

Bazgina

KeithM89 wrote: »

A friend of mine would always go out of his way to pull the fat friend, his excuse was theyd always go for food after and he could rob a few chips and save himself a couple of euro.

hahah thats fecking gas out! makes sense though,,,,.,,, XD

FGR

Aquila wrote: »

Irish women are great craic :cool:

Don't you be generalising like that now! Shame on you!

up for anything

Deleted User wrote: »

Slow dancing?

Where was the club? 1994?

It was much easier when there was slow dancing.. after a set of three you could say thanks and walk off. No hurt pride.

token101

Chuck Stone wrote: »

In my pulling days it was a common problem getting past the 'the friend'. 'The friend' pretends she's being protective but really she's just being domineering and probably a bit jealous that she's not the one getting the attention.

S'all in the game yo.

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