Skinny Jeans are unhealthy for men

lifelongnoob

Health warning have been issued to men regarding wearing skinny jeans

they can cause numerous problems such as bladder weakness, twisted testicles, and urinary infections.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/9393537/Fashion-for-tight-jeans-is-increasing-testicular-problems-among-men.html

Personally i would never wear skinny jeans.... my boys need the room.

Do any men here wear skinny jeans?

theteal

. . .and they look utterly ridiculous!

seamus

No men wear skinny jeans. It's physically impossible to wear skinny jeans and call yourself a man.

Sky King

If it affects the sperm count / testes, then fire away!

Means hipsters are less likely to procreate.

Tombi!

I'm from Dublin. I prefer tracksuit, tucked in the socks, gold chains, white airmax, crooked baseball cap and imitating black people from LA all while I listen to rap and fight the blacks cause it's my country.

Only eejits wear jeans.

Gummy Panda

I'd never wear ball stranglers

fran17

i wear baggy ones to accommodate my massive c**k

Standard Toaster

lifelongnoob wrote: »

Do any men here wear skinny jeans?

An oxymoron if I ever heard one.

lifelongnoob

Skinny jeans are typically worn by metrosexual men any ways... personally i hate them.... even on women.... they make women's arses look big

Jesus Shaves

Twisted testicles? Sounds like it should be some type of dominatrix styled board game.

Festy

LOL at the people who give out about skinny jeans,they probably can't fit into a pair themselves,that's why they criticize people who wear them.

TheBody

I've to wear special three legged trousers to have room for my massive todger!! :pac:

Snowie

Festy wrote: »

LOL at the people who give out about skinny jeans,they probably can't fit into a pair themselves,that's why they criticize people who wear them.

Is that a fact or are you really that deluded, that you haven't worked out how stupid you look?

Because there offensive... And these thin pumps that men wear with them are fookin rottin in all skinny jeans look terrible!

Fart

Festy wrote: »

LOL at the people who give out about skinny jeans,they probably can't fit into a pair themselves,that's why they criticize people who wear them.

Men are not supposed to have a figure of a ten year old girl.

... and I don't need facts to back that up.

mikemac1

Was watching Galvinised on youtube this morning, hadn't seen it before

Now there's a fan of the skinny jeans

mauzo

MEn who wear skinny jeans look like twats.

I've seen a few guys in them, they were so tight they looked like they had bow legs.

Duggy747

"Wow, he looks so manly in those skinny jeans. The masculinity just oozes from him!"

Said nobody.

Ever.

OctavarIan

So people who wear clothes that don't fit look bad? Can see this making all the front pages tomorrow.

Baggy jeans look just as bad. And bootcut/flare on most people.

lifelongnoob

TheBody wrote: »

I've to wear special three legged trousers to have room for my massive todger!! :pac:

Todger or self inflated ego??:pac:

LETHAL LADY

I dont mind this type ok.jpg depending on the person wearing them. This type not ok.jpg are just plain stupid looking.

mauzo

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

I dont mind this type ok.jpg depending on the person wearing them. This type not ok.jpg are just plain stupid looking.

Jesus that's a lovely arse in the first pic.

Second pic is cringe worthy!!!!

theteal

Festy wrote: »

LOL at the people who give out about skinny jeans,they probably can't fit into a pair themselves,that's why they criticize people who wear them.

yup, this is exactly it, having had the misfortune to have had to propel myself around this lonely existence via an activity known as "walking" (and in some cases "running") I have developed an abnormality that's sometimes referred to as an "arse".

If not for this debilitating scourge, I would be all about donning a pair of ball stranglers. . .definitely. . .

Tombi!

syndeyfife wrote: »

Jesus that's a lovely arse in the first pic.

Second pic is cringe worthy!!!!

You don't like to see the tight muscular ripples in those jeans?

Must be just for the men then, women don't know how good it is.

LETHAL LADY

syndeyfife wrote: »

Jesus that's a lovely arse in the first pic.

Second pic is cringe worthy!!!!

Tis indeed a lovely bottom.;)

Snowie

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

I dont mind this type ok.jpg depending on the person wearing them. This type not ok.jpg are just plain stupid looking.

i wear some like in the first


Ive baggy ones too depending on well what pair i see first :pac:

mauzo

Snowie wrote: »

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

I dont mind this type ok.jpg depending on the person wearing them. This type not ok.jpg are just plain stupid looking.

i wear some like in the first


Ive baggy ones too depending on well what pair i see first :pac:

HAve you an arse like the first pic?!

LETHAL LADY

Snowie wrote: »

i wear some like in the first


Ive baggy ones too depending on well what pair i see first :pac:

Ya will have to upload a pick of your hoop then.

Snowie

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Ya will have to upload a pick of your hoop then.

Thats a crude way of saying bottom :mad:

Tombi!

Ladies could you please stop objectifying men, thank you.

mauzo

Brutal Deluxe wrote: »

Ladies could you please stop objectifying men, thank you.

No

Shryke

Is it not common sense that squashing your balls is going to be bad for them. I don't need a study done to know not to put my head in a vice. Or my balls.

Real Life

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

I dont mind this type ok.jpg depending on the person wearing them. This type not ok.jpg are just plain stupid looking.

the first ones wouldnt be considered skinny, slim fit maybe, thats the kind i would wear most of the time

1ZRed

I look at skinny jeans and wonder how the fuck I could get into them never mind how ridiculous I'd look in them. I'm a fit guy but I'd really see myself bursting out of them in an hour or less.

Not to mention they look gay as fuck! :pac:

minidazzler

I don't own anything that could be called Skinny jeans but all jeans are really tight on me because I have rather muscular legs. So I'm fooked.

cocoshovel

I dont wear actual skinny-type jeans. But my waste size is so small and my legs are so flabby that to find a pair of jeans that sits comfortable on my waist only ends up looking skinny because they cling to my legs

I usually just opt for pants that are too big for me, as its impossible to find the right pair of jeans that do.

But in general, yeah I dislike skinny jeans on men. Doesnt look good.

Scruffles

twisted testicles sounds like a good name for a band.

Jester252

Skinny jeans style is one of the worst things to happen. I was in Levi and their stander cut was a skinny cut. I could not get the jeans past my knee

Galwayguy35

Sure it's only scrawney little wisps of men that would fit into them anyway.

Jimoslimos

Galwayguy35 wrote: »

Sure it's only scrawney little wisps of men that would fit into them anyway.

Nah, I'm kinda slim and even if they fit around the waist they're far far too tight on my fully grown, man sized calves

TrustedApple

I wear skinny jeans and i am a man

I really think its funny the hate they get because one there bettering fitting, Two there more dressy looking, three it shows off your man bits and girls can see what they can get.

Like with skinnys the problem is you need to dress with them to look right EG every bit of tees, jumpers, blazers, jackets needs to be skinny fitting on you

And in ireland i got to LoL that your gay if you like dressing nice or like fashion

Jimoslimos

samapple789 wrote: »

I wear skinny jeans and i am a man boy

FYP, there's no way an adult male can fit into them.

They're not better fitted, if you want tailored clothes go to a tailor.

Gummy Panda

samapple789 wrote: »

I wear skinny jeans and i am a man

I really think its funny the hate they get because one there bettering fitting, Two there more dressy looking, three it shows off your man bits and girls can see what they can get.

if they fit, you have no legs and need to squat heavy weights

Son Of A Vidic

lifelongnoob wrote: »

Health warning have been issued to men regarding wearing skinny jeans

Any 'man' that wears or can fit into skinny jeans, surely cannot be a man.

1ZRed

Gummy Panda wrote: »

if they fit, you have no legs and need to squat heavy weights

Not totally true. Abercrombie make skinny jeans that are like normal jeans just more fitted. Now I've got quite muscular legs but those jeans are designed for muscular men to wear them.
Maybe it's an American thing, but they don't look overly tight at all. In fact they look kind of good. Now the super skinny jeans is another story altogether and is more or less the skin tight things you'd find here which is a no go for me.

Medusa22

I cannot fully describe how much I hate skinny jeans. Men should never ever wear these jeans under any circumstances if they consider themselves to be men. I don't really like them on girls either, they don't suit you unless you're very very thin. I am not thin and I do not wear them, I wish that other chubby girls would do the same, for the sake of my eyes! Also, please step away from the leggings.

RaRaRasputin

samapple789 wrote: »

I wear skinny jeans and i am a man

I really think its funny the hate they get because one there bettering fitting, Two there more dressy looking, three it shows off your man bits and girls can see what they can get.

Like with skinnys the problem is you need to dress with them to look right EG every bit of tees, jumpers, blazers, jackets needs to be skinny fitting on you

And in ireland i got to LoL that your gay if you like dressing nice or like fashion

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KczKyZB3EoA

General Relativity

Duggy747 wrote: »

"Wow, he looks so manly in those skinny jeans. The masculinity just oozes from him!"

Said nobody.

Ever.

"Wow, I love your bootcut jeans and desert boots, you look so stylish."

Said nobody.

Ever.


P.S; anyone who thinks wearing skinny jeans squashes your balls have never worn skinny jeans.