Stabbings at swedish house mafia gig in uk

thomasj

A bit of deja-vu. Still not as bad as phoenix park.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-18849255

Three people were stabbed during a fight at a concert in Buckinghamshire, police said.

A 23-year-old man sustained a punctured lung during the Swedish House Mafia concert at Milton Keynes bowl at 18:15 BST on Saturday.

Another man, aged 24, suffered a cut to his head and arm, while a 23-year-old man was treated for minor injuries.

Police said the fight appeared to have been an "isolated incident" and believe one person was responsible.

The 23-year-old and 24-year-old victims were from the West Midlands area, police said.

Officers want to speak to a white man aged in his early 20s, who wearing a blue T-shirt, black jacket and jogging bottoms, in connection with the assault.

Det Ch Insp Justin Fletcher said: "This appears to have been an isolated incident and overall we are very pleased with how the event passed off, but we would like to trace the person responsible for this assault."

Three people were also arrested on suspicion of possession with intent to supply class-A drugs at the concert.

The event was billed as the last UK concert by the dance music trio, who have announced a split.

Wacker The Attacker

De booze Joe.

Disgrace Joe.

Kylo Ren

How has no one arrested this Swedish Mafia yet?

chin_grin

Swedish House Mafia. When you absolutely positively have to stab every motherf*cker in the room!

My name is URL

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

De booze Joe.

Disgrace Joe.

It's the music, Joe. It makes them get all stabby so it does.

token101

Some farewell tour this is :pac:

Madam_X

They are fairly sh1t all right.

Lumbo

Who's the English equivalent of Joe Duffy?

Chuck Stone

Bloody Swedish with their stabbiness.

Lumbo wrote: »

Who's the English equivalent of Joe Duffy?

If I had to choose I'd say Andrew Marr - he's the dancing monkey for the British establishment, ergo his talentless success in the UK media.

daddydick

All the lads having the Craic stabbing the **** out of each other

steelcityblues

Proves that certain acts attract a scumbag element.

General Relativity

Lumbo wrote: »

Who's the English equivalent of Joe Duffy?

Jimmy Saville ?

mitosis

Keno 92 wrote: »

How has no one arrested this Swedish Mafia yet?

Omerta

<<_>>

token101

Lumbo wrote: »

Who's the English equivalent of Joe Duffy?

Jeremy Kyle?

Biggins

The company that is organising these things are going to find their public liability insurance rates is going to become even a lot more expensive very soon.

They can't (like many other events) guarantee there will be no incidents - but insurance company's will want to cover their ass first and just hike up their prices.

Why thats important?

... Because if the insurance rates go higher - so will all ticket prices eventually.

Gee Bag

Breaking News


Man listening to Swedish House Mafia on iPod stabs himself.

For Forks Sake

We should set John Waters on the brits, that'd show them. For those who have no idea what/who I'm on about, feast your monds on this crap: http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/opinion/2012/0713/1224319961009.html

Ally Dick

Could it be that the same drug dealer scum are at all the Swedish House Mafia shows pedalling their wares ?

saiint

they dont want to look like fagg*ts over their compared to the irish so their trying to get more stabbings then us
typical english think their always going to win
like the world cup

mike65

there, they're :rolleyes:

spankysue

If you listen to Swedish House Mafia songs backwards, they tell you to bring a knife

68Murph68

I think Swedish House Mafia are really going to have to look at their "buy a gig ticket, get a free stabbing knife" promotion.

Latchy

Lumbo wrote: »

Who's the English equivalent of Joe Duffy?

Chris Moyles now that he's left BBC ' Radio wan ' want's to swop places with Joe so he can experience what it's like been nice to people for a change .

ArtSmart

For Forks Sake wrote: »

We should set John Waters on the brits, that'd show them. For those who have no idea what/who I'm on about, feast your monds on this crap: http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/opinion/2012/0713/1224319961009.html

I know there's a 'bit' of history there - but visiting John Waters on them???


Glanced at his diatribe - the evils/disenchantment of materialism/ consumerism - this is the same man who explained how he overcame his guilt in buying a 100e shirt (might have been pounds) and then went on to explain the validity of consumerism on some TV show.

stopped reading him during his 'denial of the roightes of Men' nonsense

he is beyond vile.



EDIT. ARGGHHHH. READ THE WHOLE ARTICLE. WHAT A FUKING CNUT TOSSER FUKHEAD HE IS. UTTER **** BAG.

wendell borton

This is definetly a case of satanic blackmasking.:rolleyes:

wendell borton

spankysue wrote: »

If you listen to Swedish House Mafia songs backwards, they tell you to bring a knife

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LJkZTy8m-Q

spankysue

wendell borton wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LJkZTy8m-Q

Well, that was..... something.

Where's me knife?

sarabroderick

1) MCD's fault
2) Not enough security my mate was there and smuggled in an entire pub incl slot machines
3) Wouldn't get that at EP

tayto lover

ArtSmart wrote: »

I know there's a 'bit' of history there - but visiting John Waters on them???


Glanced at his diatribe - the evils/disenchantment of materialism/ consumerism - this is the same man who explained how he overcame his guilt in buying a 100e shirt (might have been pounds) and then went on to explain the validity of consumerism on some TV show.

stopped reading him during his 'denial of the roightes of Men' nonsense

he is beyond vile.



EDIT. ARGGHHHH. READ THE WHOLE ARTICLE. WHAT A FUKING CNUT TOSSER FUKHEAD HE IS. UTTER **** BAG.

The knives are out for Waters.

TheBlock

Just a game of Knifey spoony gone wrong...

ArtSmart

tayto lover wrote: »

The knives are out for Waters.

I've every confidence he will collapse under the weight of his own ego, so, no probs

miller50841

Are legal system is so great they let the Irish fella out that done the Dublin stabings he likes SHMafia so much he went over to the UK gig to show them how it went down here :D:D

Lumbo

spankysue wrote: »

If you listen to Swedish House Mafia songs backwards, they tell you to bring a knife

If you listen to Swedish House Mafia songs backwards, it sounds exactly the same :P

thomasj

Lumbo wrote: »

spankysue wrote: »

If you listen to Swedish House Mafia songs backwards, they tell you to bring a knife

If you listen to Swedish House Mafia songs backwards, it sounds exactly the same :P

Yep depressing!

Stercus Accidit

They have this guy as their security it seems.

Festy

That's what happens when you go to a concert run by the Mafia.

For Forks Sake

ArtSmart wrote: »

I know there's a 'bit' of history there - but visiting John Waters on them???


Glanced at his diatribe - the evils/disenchantment of materialism/ consumerism - this is the same man who explained how he overcame his guilt in buying a 100e shirt (might have been pounds) and then went on to explain the validity of consumerism on some TV show.

stopped reading him during his 'denial of the roightes of Men' nonsense

he is beyond vile.



EDIT. ARGGHHHH. READ THE WHOLE ARTICLE. WHAT A FUKING CNUT TOSSER FUKHEAD HE IS. UTTER **** BAG.

If you can make it beyound the secont paragraph of Mr. Waters' Katy French eulogy, you're a braver person than I am.

The last time I was on the Late Late (before my current flirtation
with an icy demise) was six months ago, that early summer night when
Eoghan Harris, Eamon Dunphy and myself fought over the mind and
meaning of Bertie, and Harris nudged history a little off course,
writes John Waters

Sinead O'Connor sang I Don't Know How to Love Him as only she can
sing. Dunphy and I had a bet on air that Harris helped me win, and
Katy French flirted for charity with a python, some maggots and
miscellaneous unthinkables as only Katy could flirt.

I was drawn to her afterwards. We shook hands, said hello and she was
gone. It was to be the only time we would meet but it got her into my
head. God, she was beautiful. I don't mean just physically.

She had a beauty that suggested itself as emanating from an infinity
within. She seemed to believe anything was possible and her smile
convinced you, for an instant, that she was right. I wanted her dreams
to come true.

She was a child. She was my daughter and Eoghan's daughter and Eamon's
daughter and Pat's daughter and Bertie's daughter. She was your
daughter, your little sister. She was a child of Ireland in the time
of its rebirth.

I am crying, writing this. How can you cry for someone you've only
once said hello to? Katy was the daughter of our dreams, in the sense
that it was the dreams of her people that gave birth to what is
tritely called her celebrity. We have these words to box off the
lucky/unlucky ones who act out our fantasies, while we stick safely to
the grandstand. We refer to them as celebs, implying a different
species. But they are human beings, filled like the rest of us with
desire, distinguished only by willingness/ opportunity to rush in
where others fear to tread.

The old saw has it wrong: those who volunteer to act out our fantasies
in public are both fools and angels. Driven by longing beyond knowing,
their folly arises from a failure of awareness, experience, wisdom.

Driven by angelic recall, they plod on clay feet into the mire of
three-dimensional reality. They do not know, are not conscious, that
their appetites are infinitely greater than the world's capacity to
satisfy them.

Katy French was a personification of our fantasies, of our sense of
what we were becoming, of how we might unfold ourselves. She was not
the only one, but in the immediate past was perhaps the most
spectacular light on the skyline, a meteorite of desire plummeting
through the Irish zeitgeist. You may dismiss it as frivolity but only,
with respect, if you think in cliches and fixate on the superficial.
For most of us, it is not wisdom that keeps us from danger, but lack
of opportunity, or fear, or a deadly piety posing as virtue. Katy had
found a way of being that promised her it could slake all her human
cravings. She had manoeuvred herself into a position where everything
humanly desirable seemed to be within reach, and was careering forward
on the path opening up in front of her.

She did not, other than literally, die of whatever it will say on her
death certificate. She died of desire, of being utterly human.

What can I say? The dream is over.

As for lessons, I don't know. In the past decade, we have, most of us,
conducted searches for meaning in places previously inaccessible to
us. We acquired means and freedom beyond our wildest.

We knew that money couldn't buy us love, but still gave it a shot. We
sensed that freedom is a complicated word, but tried to keep it
simple. Be, for tomorrow we die.

As Pope Benedict reminds us in his new encyclical, we have no idea
what we would really like. "We do not know this reality at all; even
in those moments when we think we can reach out and touch it, it
eludes us." All we know is that it is not what we have.

God is a concept by which we measure our longings.

I'll say it again.

God is a concept by which we measure our longings.

As Katy did not comprehend the limits of her human capacity to pursue
her angelic yearnings, neither, anymore, do the rest of us. If we did,
she might be alive. Our culture left her struggling for life, because
we have neglected to keep it alive with the knowledge of what it means
to be human.

Katy's death was the result not just of her foolishness, but of our
collective helplessness. We do not know what to say to our children as
we kiss their brows before allowing them into a world utterly,
terribly changed, because that is what we desired. We do not
understand the meaning of freedom.

And so, dear friends, we'll just have to think it up all over again.
The dream is over. Our daughter Katy is dead. And so too, and not by
the way, are our sons Kevin Doyle and John Grey. The dream is over.
(c) 2007 The Irish Times

Pace2008

This should act as a rough wake-up call for kids who think it's "cool" to smoke ecstasy tablets.

Stercus Accidit

Pace2008 wrote: »

This should act as a rough wake-up call for kids who think it's "cool" to smoke ecstasy tablets.

I heard the guys who were doing the stabbing were injecting marijuana into their testicles.

Chuck Stone

spankysue wrote: »

If you listen to Swedish House Mafia songs backwards, they tell you to bring a knife

If you listen to a Daniel O'Donnell song backwards it will tell you to have tea and cake.

spankysue

Chuck Stone wrote: »

If you listen to a Daniel O'Donnell song backwards it will tell you to have tea and cake.

And if ya listen to certain Daniel songs he'll tell ya to do a bit of fisting, either's good imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HyEOiBQZUw

LH Pathe

Sure weren't they the original monstah raving loony party we just imported it - Milton kenynes bowl hosted many a headbanger yet no such incidents over decades, compared to just one night.

Btw what is it with electronic acts claiming their last performance ever I take it this was the final show to end all final shows?! Some neds, the rave scene either attracted or created on these isles. I'm convinced the latter

Gee Bag

LH Pathe wrote: »

Sure weren't they the original monstah raving loony party we just imported it - Milton kenynes bowl hosted many a headbanger yet no such incidents over decades, compared to just one night.

Btw what is it with electronic acts claiming their last performance ever I take it this was the final show to end all final shows?! Some neds, the rave scene either attracted or created on these isles. I'm convinced the latter

Ah jaysus, are you starting this sh1te again in another thread?

LH Pathe

The only shìte is rave 'music' n I take pride in poor taste as it is so leave it; Geebag.

Gee Bag

I cant understand the point your trying to make due to your appaling use of the english language. You appear to be trying to impy that every one who likes electronic music is a scumbag. Therefore your insulting me and most of my friends.

I go to punk gigs, metal gigs, and I go to techno, dubstep and drum n bass (I draw the line at country and western).

So metallers/rockers are all cuddly are they? I don't think Dimebag Darrell was shot dead by a raver.

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/blogs/staff-blog/dimebag-darrells-death-five-years-after-rocks-big-tragedy-20091208

Or how about these other examples...

http://www.thegauntlet.com/article/1225/18199/Top-10-Concert-Riots.html

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2011/oct/31/metallica-india-concert-cancelled-riot

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woodstock_1999

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1121704/pearl-jam-fans-trampled-death.jhtml

This isn't a justification of what happened in Dublin last week. The same as everyone else your free to enjoy any kind of music you want. But you can fcuk right off with your generalisations.

PeterStrauss The Second

mike65 wrote: »

there, they're :rolleyes:

People have been stabbed mike, maybe pick another thread to be a grammar Nazi.

LH Pathe

Gee Bag wrote: »

I cant understand the point your trying to make due to your appaling use of the english language. You appear to be trying to impy that every one who likes electronic music is a scumbag. Therefore your insulting me and most of my friends.

I go to punk gigs, metal gigs, and I go to techno, dubstep and drum n bass (I draw the line at country and western).

So metallers/rockers are all cuddly are they? I don't think Dimebag Darrell was shot dead by a raver.

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/blogs/staff-blog/dimebag-darrells-death-five-years-after-rocks-big-tragedy-20091208

Or how about these other examples...

http://www.thegauntlet.com/article/1225/18199/Top-10-Concert-Riots.html

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2011/oct/31/metallica-india-concert-cancelled-riot

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woodstock_1999

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1121704/pearl-jam-fans-trampled-death.jhtml

This isn't a justification of what happened in Dublin last week. The same as everyone else your free to enjoy any kind of music you want. But you can fcuk right off with your generalisations.

if a riot didnt happen at a rock show i'd be ****ing upset. im often, left upset.. should do exactly what it says on the tin. a knife down the sock under the false premise of love and ecstasy is just a copout. its still false even without the knifes, besides you'd get more stabbings at one of these than the history of rock n roll based events combined

its pretty obvious rave and rap is doing electronic music no favours. the trickys, the richard D's drowned out by the denizens of neds and their primitive mating beat some software pre-programmed - its ruining kids' musical and intellectual potential, too easy and its taking all the potentially good ones - no wonder they pulled top of the pops who wants to watch some nerd on his pc in a boothe in the corner... lots of people; clearly thats why he became the main event.

Washington Irving

I think they should police the remaining concerts more carefully cause people be crazy, yo

Paparazzo

I'd rather get stabbed than read a John Waters article

Washington Irving

Paparazzo wrote: »

I'd rather get stabbed than read a John Waters article

He came to my primary school many years ago and made the teacher give me lines! The prick

e_e

They should just hire the Japanese Kitana Mafia to do security at their shows.