Guinness n' Rollies 2: Off Topic Chat Thread

BonsaiKitten

MIN2511 wrote: »

I'll say he was freaked out, he usually is

Ah well, I'm very nice when I'm not threatening people with gbh I swearz

ToxicPaddy

BonsaiKitten wrote: »

Yessir Mr mod sir :pac:
I tried a hat, she tried to eat it, much bribery was needed...

That dog does not look impressed with you..

Be careful or it might take a piss on yer pressies under the tree :pac:

CastorTroy

Even dogs have their limits. It's okay for them to make themselves look stupid, but don't try and make them look stupid.

Pepe LeFrits

Just arrived into work. Ho ho ho...

Pepe LeFrits

MIN2511 wrote: »

I'll say he was freaked out, he usually is



shhhhhhhhhhssssssssssshhhhh


I need to rant! I worked 11 hours today and had lunch at my desk, I am so upset I can't get over it

Excuse me missy, I'm entirely unflappable!

Are you still at your desk now?

BonsaiKitten

BonsaiKitten wrote: »

I tried a hat, she tried to eat it, much bribery was needed...

I own a wolf and I can tell you if I even approached him with attire like you just put on your dog he would simply get a look on his face that somehow clearly communicates the sentence "You do not want to do that" and you very quickly find yourself realising that no - no you do not - and even if you think you do - you actually don't - and even if you continue to try to think you do you realise that while you were engaged in this thought process your legs - entirely of their own accord - took over in your temporary mental abscence - and have conveyed you to the safety of another room - or perhaps even out of the house itself to - say - the nearest train station where you might find yourself in the process of purchasing a ticket out of town.

Still you got away lightly with a few missing Jigsaw pieces. Before I mastered him - and his requirements in life - I found him on occasion eating through things of actual importance to me - such as walls in my house.

BonsaiKitten

Ah I remember the wolf stories, I'd say he'd be a lot less tolerant of it than my ex guide dog is, between her training and a few treats it's astonishing what she'll put up with

Only ever seen her teeth when she's pulling a "please rub my belly" face, like this (and cutting off my circulation)

Professey Chin

Awesome dog is awesome.
Our one can barely walk any more. Really is in bits

The Black Oil

Dog feeling sorry for himself out in the rain. :P

Pawwed Rig

Have a great Christmas all.

Just preparing our first annual Christmas eve roast duck dinner

D'Agger

BK - seriously, just name the price...I want Jez

Happy Christmas all, after drinking all day, a ball of Ham and waiting for midnight mass watching shít TV

Hope you're all well

CastorTroy

Merry Christmas to all at tGC

Enjoy yourselves and hope Santa's good to you all

Barna77

Happy christmas, ladies and gentlemen.




/Drunk....

entropi

Merry xmas to the gents and ladies in TGC. Hope it turns out well for you all

Professey Chin

Merry Christmas all

BonsaiKitten

Merry Christmas tGC. Hope santy was good to yiz!

Panthro

A very merry Christmas to all in the oul Gentleman's club.
May your bellies be sore this evening!:D

ToxicPaddy

Merry Xmas everyone.. hope you all have a great day

The Black Oil

Happy Christmas - may your food coma be a good one. :pac:

Pepe LeFrits

Merry Christmas all!

Pepe LeFrits

... ah crap.

BonsaiKitten

Pepe LeFrits wrote: »

... ah crap.

Hmm?

Pepe LeFrits

Better late than never I always say.

Barna77

Flying back to Dublin tonight.
Maybe.
I hear it's kind of windy...

D'Agger

How're ye all after the feeds?

Got a text there from the football club, fitness assessment in the 29th...I can tell them how fit I am, I don't need an assessment to tell me that doing very little exercise for 4 months makes me very, very unfit

Sephiroth_dude

D'Agger wrote: »

How're ye all after the feeds?

Got a text there from the football club, fitness assessment in the 29th...I can tell them how fit I am, I don't need an assessment to tell me that doing very little exercise for 4 months makes me very, very unfit

What will the test entail?

D'Agger

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

What will the test entail?

Not sure, I'd like to think we'll be looking at BMI, Vertical leap etc and maybe a beep test

I'm going to raise the point that these should be done a couple of times during the year to show progress etc - doing it once is like something a GAA club would do, making it a pointless exercise IMO

Pepe LeFrits

D'Agger wrote: »

How're ye all after the feeds?

I've somehow dropped back to a waist size I haven't had in yeeeeears so I felt completely free to gorge and eat/drink absolutely everything I want this Christmas

Just after having a couple of pints with the old man and have decided to buy a boat. I could do with a new hobby for 2014 and I've wanted a J24 for years so why the hell not? As boats go they're ridiculously sexy and there's been one sitting in the boatyard beside his boat for years just begging to be bought, dolled up and taken for a spin :pac:

Barna77

Four fúcking hours delay :mad:

Pepe LeFrits

Sucks to be you bro. At least you'll be in Dublin tonight though...

Professey Chin

Evening o/

Too much food and drink bad

Barna77

Pepe LeFrits wrote: »

Sucks to be you bro. At least you'll be in Dublin tonight though...

Not sure. Flight delayed until midnight.... plus a 3 hour flight...

Pepe LeFrits

**** buzz. Could be worse though, you could be in Longford

Barna77

Home.
Bed.
Dies....

D'Agger

Pepe LeFrits wrote: »

I've somehow dropped back to a waist size I haven't had in yeeeeears so I felt completely free to gorge and eat/drink absolutely everything I want this Christmas

Just after having a couple of pints with the old man and have decided to buy a boat. I could do with a new hobby for 2014 and I've wanted a J24 for years so why the hell not? As boats go they're ridiculously sexy and there's been one sitting in the boatyard beside his boat for years just begging to be bought, dolled up and taken for a spin :pac:

This sounds like the greatest Gentlemens New Years resolution ever!

Where possible I'd get a jet ski - had so much fun on them in Greece, can't wait to go again

Professey Chin

It should be a law that everyone has their own boat

BonsaiKitten

I agree with this chinny!

God, I miss Dublin.

Professey Chin

BonsaiKitten wrote: »

I agree with this chinny!

God, I miss Dublin.

Where are you?

BonsaiKitten

The Dark Lord Cthulhu wrote: »

Where are you?

Not in Dublin? :pac:
Killarney, visiting family, being bored to death...D'Agger will ban me any second now for saying Kerry is boring.
/runs

Professey Chin

BonsaiKitten wrote: »

Not in Dublin? :pac:
Killarney, visiting family, being bored to death...D'Agger will ban me any second now for saying Kerry is boring.
/runs

But there's mountains there! Go climb the mountains!
I'm stuck in Waterford. Down here there's....eh.....yeah that's about it

BonsaiKitten

The Dark Lord Cthulhu wrote: »

But there's mountains there! Go climb the mountains!
I'm stuck in Waterford. Down here there's....eh.....yeah that's about it

You don't know me at all :pac:
Meh. I've to pay attention to me granny, no mountaining time!

D'Agger

BonsaiKitten wrote: »

Not in Dublin? :pac:
Killarney, visiting family, being bored to death...D'Agger will ban me any second now for saying Kerry is boring.
/runs

Killarney has loads

Loads of pubs, there's about 8 billion bookies if you feel like developing a gambling addiction, climb torc, go for a walk in muckross...go check out some of the weird crap in the outlet centre

I'm off for a swim sauna and steam to help my body prepare for that test tomorrow, our first game is in two weeks...freaked to say the least

Professey Chin

BonsaiKitten wrote: »

You don't know me at all :pac:
Meh. I've to pay attention to me granny, no mountaining time!

Then find somewhere for surfing instead. I'm dying to go

Professey Chin

D'Agger wrote: »

Killarney has loads

Loads of pubs, there's about 8 billion bookies if you feel like developing a gambling addiction, climb torc, go for a walk in muckross...go check out some of the weird crap in the outlet centre

I'm off for a swim sauna and steam to help my body prepare for that test tomorrow, our first game is in two weeks...freaked to say the least

Too many bookies genuinely creeps me out
I really gotta find a pool near me. I miss swimming.

Good luck with the fitness test too!

BonsaiKitten

D'Agger wrote: »

Killarney has loads

Loads of pubs, there's about 8 billion bookies if you feel like developing a gambling addiction, climb torc, go for a walk in muckross...go check out some of the weird crap in the outlet centre

I'm off for a swim sauna and steam to help my body prepare for that test tomorrow, our first game is in two weeks...freaked to say the least

Ah I just don't like being out of the city :pac: if forgotten how strange that outlet place is!

Good luck!

BonsaiKitten

The Dark Lord Cthulhu wrote: »

Too many bookies genuinely creeps me out
I really gotta find a pool near me. I miss swimming.

Good luck with the fitness test too!

There's a pool out in meadowbrook Dublin, that work? Should be close enough to you. Thank God glenalbyn shut though, was a kip.

Professey Chin

BonsaiKitten wrote: »

There's a pool out in meadowbrook Dublin, that work? Should be close enough to you. Thank God glenalbyn shut though, was a kip.

That could work very nicely. Thank you

Sephiroth_dude

BonsaiKitten wrote: »

Not in Dublin? :pac:
Killarney, visiting family, being bored to death...D'Agger will ban me any second now for saying Kerry is boring.
/runs

The Dark Lord Cthulhu wrote: »

But there's mountains there! Go climb the mountains!
I'm stuck in Waterford. Down here there's....eh.....yeah that's about it

Two of ye should come to cork like :cool:

Professey Chin

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Two of ye should come to cork like :cool:

Let's not go nuts now :pac:

Sephiroth_dude

The Dark Lord Cthulhu wrote: »

Let's not go nuts now :pac:

Great surfing spots in west cork