Guinness n' Rollies 2: Off Topic Chat Thread

can't beat em... join em... TG took one half and I took the other :pac:

That_Guy

bluewolf wrote: »

can't beat em... join em... TG took one half and I took the other :pac:

You mean like spit roasting?

<_<

>_>

hee hee

ToxicPaddy

bluewolf wrote: »

hee hee

oh starting again where we left off yesterday.. love it

ToxicPaddy

So just to recap:

Awec handed in his man cards, his ball were gone long ago
Awec has a sore head from roiding
Bluey and TG Spit roasted Awec
Pem likes a bitta rough
Paulie started all this..

Am I missing anything? :pac:

Pembily

ToxicPaddy wrote: »

So just to recap:

Awec handed in his man cards, his ball were gone long ago
Awec has a sore head from roiding
Bluey and TG Spit roasted Awec
Pem likes a bitta rough
Paulie started all this..

Am I missing anything? :pac:

The rest is alright :P

awec

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That_Guy

awec wrote: »

Can't bate a bit of spit roasting like.

Ah, it's no fun if you comply.

I mean....

Panthro

I think I preferred the pun game outbreaks!
Note 'to self, don't go tinkering with your phone, the settings are fine as they are and you'll only end up trying to fix it t 5am in the morning!!

D'Agger

Panthro wrote: »

I think I preferred the pun game outbreaks!
Note 'to self, don't go tinkering with your phone, the settings are fine as they are and you'll only end up trying to fix it t 5am in the morning!!

What did you do to the phone Panthro.

For the record I started the slagging I never started the filth - there are some gentlemen left in this forum I'll have you know :pac:

Panthro

Panthro wrote: »

I think I preferred the pun game outbreaks!
Note 'to self, don't go tinkering with your phone, the settings are fine as they are and you'll only end up trying to fix it t 5am in the morning!!

D'Agger wrote: »

What did you do to the phone Panthro.

couldn't find the vibrate function

grames_bond

awec wrote: »

Can't bate a bit of spit roasting like.

I'm sure you are a Master Bater alright! :pac:


Morning all!

Pembily

D'Agger wrote: »

What did you do to the phone Panthro.

For the record I started the slagging I never started the filth - there are some gentlemen left in this forum I'll have you know :pac:

You started it ALL!!!

grames_bond wrote: »

I'm sure you are a Master Bater alright! :pac:


Morning all!

OH dear god :rolleyes:

Daisies

/backs slowly out of the thread

Pembily

Daisies wrote: »

/backs slowly out of the thread

Don't make any noise, it might startle the animals :P

Panthro

D'Agger wrote: »

What did you do to the phone Panthro:

I had a few really handy power saving apps and widgets on the phone, updated the phone,and they all seemed to disappear. Couldn't find them so I decided to go back to factory settings, giving me contacts importing issues...long story short it was a tough few hours!!

@daisies, come back! Stay, tell us about Africa!

grames_bond

Pembily wrote: »

OH dear god :rolleyes:

You LAV EET!!!

How did the table quiz go missus?

Daisies wrote: »

/backs slowly out of the thread

don't go - don't leave us now now now, while the sun smiles....stick around and laugh a while yeah!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBIKSOlje7Q

KamiKazeKitten

grames_bond wrote: »

You LAV EET!!!

Master Bating or this lot in here? :pac:

/bolts

Daisies

Pembily wrote: »

Don't make any noise, it might startle the animals :P

Exactly, no sudden movements. Don't turn your back on them either, they might pounce!

That_Guy

KamiKazeKitten wrote: »

Master Bating or this lot in here? :pac:

/bolts

Masterbating over this lot...

Ah here someone ban me for the day. :pac:

D'Agger

Pembily wrote: »

You started it ALL!!!

That's a misrepresentation of actual events Pem, otherwise known as a lie :pac:

TG & Wolfie started the filth....as per usual

awec

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Pembily

D'Agger wrote: »

Pembily wrote: »

You started it ALL!!!

That's a misrepresentation of actual events Pem, otherwise known as a lie :pac:

TG & Wolfie started the filth....as per usual

You started slagging Awec's girlfriend that set off the domino effect.

D'Agger

Pembily wrote: »

You started slagging Awec's girlfriend that set off the domino effect.

That's true....however I'd like to let it be known that this was not my intention

awec

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Pembily

awec wrote: »

D'Agger wrote: »

That's true....however I'd like to let it be known that this was not my intention

It's ok, I enjoy the slagging.

I don't :pac: not sure I have a say in it!!

D'Agger

awec wrote: »

It's ok, I enjoy the slagging.

Pembily wrote: »

I don't :pac: not sure I have a say in it!!

Rock, Paper, Scissors for it so....or use a thread poll

CastorTroy

Ah leave poor Pem and awec alone now....

(Trying out a whole new nice approach. Oddly one of the girls working with me isn't buying it)

Pembily wrote: »

I don't :pac: not sure I have a say in it!!

Ah you enjoy it really. And you don't mind the slagging either

grames_bond

KamiKazeKitten wrote: »

Master Bating or this lot in here? :pac:

both.....it's Pem!!

awec wrote: »

It's ok, I enjoy the slagging.

you are on MINUS man cards right now!!

Pembily

grames_bond wrote: »

both.....it's Pem!!

I am totally confused by that comment :eek:

D'Agger

How in the name of God is it 3pm! :eek:

grames_bond

Pembily wrote: »

I am totally confused by that comment :eek:

you love us all - and all the filth!!

awec

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grames_bond

We all know you are not the one that wears the pants in your relationship!!

Pembily

grames_bond wrote: »

We all know you are not the one that wears the pants in your relationship!!

The poor lad :pac:

CastorTroy

grames_bond wrote: »

We all know you are not the one that wears the pants in your relationship!!

awec's Scottish. Never wears pants or trousers

D'Agger

grames_bond wrote: »

We all know you are not the one that wears the pants in your relationship!!

Pants are not to be used as a metaphor for this relationship - a bicycle is more fitting I think we'll all agree, and, as in all relationships, I'm sure, Pem has the saddle and Awec as the bar :pac:

Panthro

I'm after throwing in a massive load of friggin' turf into the shed.
I'm tired

D'Agger

Panthro wrote: »

I'm after throwing in a massive load of friggin' turf into the shed.
I'm tired

I'd pat you on your no doubt sweaty back if I could sire - that's a manly job you just completed!

ToxicPaddy

D'Agger wrote: »

I'd pat you on your no doubt sweaty back if I could...

eeeehhhhhhhh no... too easy.. :pac:

Pembily

ToxicPaddy wrote: »

eeeehhhhhhhh no... too easy.. :pac:

Bluey has corrupted you :P

CastorTroy

D'Agger wrote: »

Pants are not to be used as a metaphor for this relationship - a bicycle is more fitting I think we'll all agree, and, as in all relationships, I'm sure, Pem has the saddle and Awec as the bar :pac:

Good job you clarified what you meant by bicycle when referring to Pem. :pac:

D'Agger

CastorTroy wrote: »

Good job you clarified what you meant by bicycle when referring to Pem. :pac:

God yeah....I'm going to have to start rethinking all my posts with the smutty minds on here!

ToxicPaddy

Pembily wrote: »

Bluey has corrupted you :P

I was corrupted long before I ever started posting in here..

ToxicPaddy

CastorTroy wrote: »

Good job you clarified what you meant by bicycle when referring to Pem. :pac:

I thought bike as opposed to bicycle was the correct term.. but I may be wrong.. :pac:

Pembily

D'Agger wrote: »

God yeah....I'm going to have to start rethinking all my posts with the smutty minds on here!

I am so confused

D'Agger

Pembily wrote: »

I am so confused

I'm saying I can't post anything on here anymore without people twisting it to make it seem smutty

Pembily

ToxicPaddy wrote: »

I thought bike as opposed to bicycle was the correct term.. but I may be wrong.. :pac:

Again confused I need sleep...

D'Agger wrote: »

I'm saying I can't post anything on here anymore without people twisting it to make it seem smutty

They are smutty :P

D'Agger

Pembily wrote: »

Again confused I need sleep...


They are smutty :P

It's being implied that my metaphor could be interpreted as me calling you a bike or bicycle Pem....which I can assure you is not the case!

Pembily

D'Agger wrote: »

It's being implied that my metaphor could be interpreted as me calling you a bike or bicycle Pem....which I can assure you is not the case!

Penny dropped eventually and I AM NOT!