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Guinness n' Rollies 2: Off Topic Chat Thread

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,385 ✭✭✭✭D'Agger


    Well, it seems to work and lemsip didn't yesterday - so in your face, science!

    Whatever you say Placebo!


  • Administrators Posts: 54,110 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭awec


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,399 ✭✭✭KamiKazeKitten


    bluewolf wrote: »
    what

    Yeah, pretty much my reaction!
    Has happened once twice a few times now. :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,820 ✭✭✭grames_bond


    D'Agger wrote: »
    dMRnBANbqivq7mk5xspBddlSo1_500.jpg

    thats-the-joke.jpg
    Well, it seems to work and lemsip didn't yesterday - so in your face, science!

    You gave Lemsip ONE DAY?! WTF is wrong with you?

    RUSSIA?
    That's a new one - think the closest I've ever heard to that was when someone thought I was an Estonian hooker. :o

    frabz-DAFUQ-e04e7c.jpg

    Always thought it was BBQ...

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    Pictures are fun!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,314 ✭✭✭✭CastorTroy


    Yeah, pretty much my reaction!
    Has happened once twice a few times now. :o

    But I thought you become a lady on the third time?

    You saying Lionel Richie lied to me? I know he likes teasing blind people but I didn't take him for a liar


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,399 ✭✭✭KamiKazeKitten


    You gave Lemsip ONE DAY?! WTF is wrong with you?

    Ooh, let's not open that door...and I can talk now (kinda :o ), so...
    Lemon - 1
    Lemsip - 0
    <dafuq>

    Yep! I really don't look
    a) estonian (in fairness the estonian thing was once, but like..)
    b) like a hooker

    so I've no idea where this came from! And yeah, they were serious.
    CastorTroy wrote: »
    But I thought you become a lady on the third time?

    Maybe in Pretty Woman and songs. :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,314 ✭✭✭✭CastorTroy



    Yep! I really don't look
    a) estonian (in fairness the estonian thing was once, but like..)
    b) like a hooker

    so I've no idea where this came from! And yeah, they were serious.

    Well in that case, I suppose the most important question is did they at least make a good offer? :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,399 ✭✭✭KamiKazeKitten


    CastorTroy wrote: »
    Well in that case, I suppose the most important question is did they at least make a good offer? :pac:

    Hmm, well one just asked "how much?"...the others were a little less polite :pac:
    Ahh at least if college doesn't work out there's always a backup!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Hmm, well one just asked "how much?"...the others were a little less polite :pac:
    Ahh at least if college doesn't work out there's always a backup!

    I'll give you a fiver.

    But I want change.


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,763 Mod ✭✭✭✭ToxicPaddy


    That's a new one - think the closest I've ever heard to that was when someone thought I was an Estonian hooker. :o

    Now THAT'S a story for a Wednesday afternoon..

    C'mon, spit it out (excuse the pun) :pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,399 ✭✭✭KamiKazeKitten


    That_Guy wrote: »
    I'll give you a fiver.

    But I want change.

    *shrug*
    A fiver is a fiver, and you probably pay that donkey of yours in carrots!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,399 ✭✭✭KamiKazeKitten


    ToxicPaddy wrote: »
    Now THAT'S a story for a Wednesday afternoon..

    C'mon, spit it out (excuse the pun) :pac:

    This is hard to explain!

    Well, basically I was just outside my college gate one evening last year, there was a group of us going to someones house and we were meeting up there cos not everyone knew the way. It was kinda getting dark too so we didn't want to leave anyone wandering around lost.
    So I was there, and this guy was walking down the other side of the street, staring at me. 'Bout late twenties, early thirties. Looked at him once and then ignored him, cos I was cold and bored and didn't feel like having staring contests with strangers.

    Next thing I know he bounds across the street to me and says "are you working?". It didn't click with me what he meant at first so I probably just looked confused, because he says it again in one of those really sloooow voices people use with foreigners, and starts going on and gesturing a bit.
    Then (finally!) my brain kicked into gear and I was like "WHAT?!" in my best D4 accent, probably went up about three octaves.

    Dude looked confused and surprised, was like oh sorry sorry, I just thought you were with the standing there and looking over and you don't look Irish and everything... Now, I was in a pretty posh part of Dublin, not exactly Leeson Street. Wasn't even standing on a street corner FFS. :pac:
    And I am as pasty as most Irish! People tell me I need to tan and all.. So I was still really confused and annoyed and all the rest, so I went "how did you think I was foreign?"
    Well, according to him I was Estonian or Latvian or something. As ya do like.

    So that was it. Romance of the century, huh? He practically ran off, I think he thought I'd go running into the shops for help. I bolted into college until my mates turned up a few minutes later and retold it many many times that night!
    Moral of the story? Don't look at people, they might think you're a hooker.

    It's not a story I'll be telling the grandkids. :pac:



    I've just realised how many times I said "was like" in that whole thing. :o


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,763 Mod ✭✭✭✭ToxicPaddy


    This is hard to explain!

    Well, basically I was just outside my college gate one evening last year, there was a group of us going to someones house and we were meeting up there cos not everyone knew the way. It was kinda getting dark too so we didn't want to leave anyone wandering around lost.
    So I was there, and this guy was walking down the other side of the street, staring at me. 'Bout late twenties, early thirties. Looked at him once and then ignored him, cos I was cold and bored and didn't feel like having staring contests with strangers.

    Next thing I know he bounds across the street to me and says "are you working?". It didn't click with me what he meant at first so I probably just looked confused, because he says it again in one of those really sloooow voices people use with foreigners, and starts going on and gesturing a bit.
    Then (finally!) my brain kicked into gear and I was like "WHAT?!" in my best D4 accent, probably went up about three octaves.

    Dude looked confused and surprised, was like oh sorry sorry, I just thought you were with the standing there and looking over and you don't look Irish and everything... Now, I was in a pretty posh part of Dublin, not exactly Leeson Street. Wasn't even standing on a street corner FFS. :pac:
    And I am as pasty as most Irish! People tell me I need to tan and all.. So I was still really confused and annoyed and all the rest, so I went "how did you think I was foreign?"
    Well, according to him I was Estonian or Latvian or something. As ya do like.

    So that was it. Romance of the century, huh? He practically ran off, I think he thought I'd go running into the shops for help. I bolted into college until my mates turned up a few minutes later and retold it many many times that night!
    Moral of the story? Don't look at people, they might think you're a hooker.

    It's not a story I'll be telling the grandkids. :pac:



    I've just realised how many times I said "was like" in that whole thing. :o


    I think I can safely say I will never be mistaken for a hooker.. if I am, then someone needs their eyes tested and to visit their nearest shrink!! :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,314 ✭✭✭✭CastorTroy


    Maybe you're a pale foreignor due to only coming out at night to advertise the goods?

    I've only got €5.12 here, though I do have a bar of chocolate as well. See I know you're high class so that'll be dining provided as well. :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,385 ✭✭✭✭D'Agger


    CastorTroy wrote: »
    Maybe you're a pale foreignor due to only coming out at night to advertise the goods?

    Or from the lack of sunlight in the 3month journey in a shipping container you had to undertake....both perfectly viable imo


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    *shrug*
    A fiver is a fiver, and you probably pay that donkey of yours in carrots!

    I think the donkey is dead... Haven't heard him in a few months...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,404 ✭✭✭✭Pembily


    Morning all, grumble, grumble!

    Cycling in the pissing rain is getting very fooking annoying :mad: Grumble, grumble!

    Someone pass chocolate please!!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 4,644 Mod ✭✭✭✭Daisies


    Pembily wrote: »
    Morning all, grumble, grumble!

    Cycling in the pissing rain is getting very fooking annoying :mad: Grumble, grumble!

    Someone pass chocolate please!!

    And a happy Thursday to you too :P

    Stupid cat woke me at 5am by scratching my bedroom window. Grrrr


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Randall Low Wig


    could do with choc too
    so wrecked

    panda oreo cupcakes tomorrow :P


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,385 ✭✭✭✭D'Agger


    bluewolf wrote: »
    could do with choc too
    so wrecked

    panda oreo cupcakes tomorrow :P
    Think I may have been caught speeding on my way to Kilkenny this morning :(

    In my defence I upped my speed to pass out a car and had just gone into the slow lane with my foot off the accelerator when I spotted the guard....he turned and pointed it at me after I passed, presumably to grt a reg pic, sickened :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,404 ✭✭✭✭Pembily


    Daisies wrote: »
    And a happy Thursday to you too :P

    Stupid cat woke me at 5am by scratching my bedroom window. Grrrr
    Happy Thursday my arse! I hate cats :mad:
    bluewolf wrote: »
    could do with choc too
    so wrecked

    panda oreo cupcakes tomorrow :P
    What cupcakes tomorrow?
    D'Agger wrote: »
    Think I may have been caught speeding on my way to Kilkenny this morning :(

    In my defence I upped my speed to pass out a car and had just gone into the slow lane with my foot off the accelerator when I spotted the guard....he turned and pointed it at me after I passed, presumably to grt a reg pic, sickened :(
    Ah fook :(:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,385 ✭✭✭✭D'Agger


    Pembily wrote: »
    Happy Thursday my arse! I hate cats :mad:


    What cupcakes tomorrow?


    Ah fook :(:(
    Cats can be okay but they're not a patch on dogs....god but I'd love to have at home in Cork!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,820 ✭✭✭grames_bond


    Got my WWE Tickets in work today!! WOOOO Free Wrestling!! :-D


    How is everyone?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,404 ✭✭✭✭Pembily


    Got my WWE Tickets in work today!! WOOOO Free Wrestling!! :-D


    How is everyone?
    Grumble, see above post, you lazy fecker, grumble :P :pac:


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 4,644 Mod ✭✭✭✭Daisies


    Geez Pem, I think you need to go back to bed!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,385 ✭✭✭✭D'Agger


    Got my WWE Tickets in work today!! WOOOO Free Wrestling!! :-D


    How is everyone?
    Don't you mean Wraaasling :pac:

    wrestling-coach.jpg

    ^ love that character!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,820 ✭✭✭grames_bond


    Pembily wrote: »
    Happy Thursday my arse! I hate cats :mad:

    cats do suck alright! Prissy little bastards

    pic too big:
    http://breakbrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/dogs-vs-cats-greeting-their-owner.jpg
    Pembily wrote: »
    Grumble, see above post, you lazy fecker, grumble :P :pac:

    heres a game you will like:
    oFsA3.gif
    D'Agger wrote: »
    Don't you mean Wraaasling :pac:

    wrestling-coach.jpg!

    Mister you take your gay porn and leave!!

    (amazing episode :pac:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,404 ✭✭✭✭Pembily


    Yes bed would defo help the mood D! Thanks for the pic G! Lindor helped as well :D


  • Administrators Posts: 54,110 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭awec


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  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Randall Low Wig


    I want bed and my new book and a cup of honeytea


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,399 ✭✭✭KamiKazeKitten


    I'm still sick!

    Puppy is gonna be here later though cos minding him for the weekend so :D
    BW those cupcakes are amazing!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,820 ✭✭✭grames_bond


    KKKitten you better take ALL the pictures of that puppy!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,385 ✭✭✭✭D'Agger


    I'm still sick!

    Puppy is gonna be here later though cos minding him for the weekend so :D
    BW those cupcakes are amazing!

    Damn you with your class puppy!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,399 ✭✭✭KamiKazeKitten


    Just found out I'm missing an African drumming lecture today... :o
    D'Agger wrote: »
    Damn you with your class puppy!

    I wish he was! I might have to steal him...


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,763 Mod ✭✭✭✭ToxicPaddy


    Afternoon all..

    Hows everyone? Still sick as a small hospital in here?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,399 ✭✭✭KamiKazeKitten


    Pretty much!

    College are after changing my timetable - one subject has completely gone. :confused:

    There's only three groups in the year so it takes serious skills to mess this up!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,404 ✭✭✭✭Pembily


    I've Thai green curry for lunch, that and watching Home & Away is helping the grumble grumble mood :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,404 ✭✭✭✭Pembily


    awec wrote: »
    Thai Green curry and home and away.

    *gets out notepad and writes that down*

    :D
    Feck off :P

    God H&A is so cheesy :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,385 ✭✭✭✭D'Agger


    Pembily wrote: »
    Feck off :P

    God H&A is so cheesy :D
    Yeah but it's got Rhiannon Fish!


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,763 Mod ✭✭✭✭ToxicPaddy


    D'Agger wrote: »
    Yeah but it's got Rhiannon Fish!

    all those Aussie soaps have to have hotties in them, otherwise who would watch em?? :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,385 ✭✭✭✭D'Agger


    ToxicPaddy wrote: »
    all those Aussie soaps have to have hotties in them, otherwise who would watch em?? :pac:
    Sure there's mass female excitement in Cork, for reasons unknown to me - one of the fellas from H&A, who's one of the River Boys, is in Cork and will be in Wilton shopping centre this Christmas or sometime soon - I know because there was an ad in a Cork Newspaper about it! - Does that really warrant an ad? Although to be honest if was Rhiannon Fish I'd want awareness raised! :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,404 ✭✭✭✭Pembily


    ToxicPaddy wrote: »
    all those Aussie soaps have to have hotties in them, otherwise who would watch em?? :pac:
    Me, the story lines are good for brain mush :D


  • Administrators Posts: 54,110 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭awec


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,385 ✭✭✭✭D'Agger


    awec wrote: »
    This post amuses me. :P

    It's a post where you inform us that a H+A star is in Cork whilst trying to hide your excitement at this fact and at the same time attempting to explain the reason you know about it is all innocent like. ;):D
    You'd sit up and take notice as per why an Australian soap opera stars face is plastered across two pages of a paper you look through with your Saturday morning coffee alright, with the headline "Australian Star comes to Wilton"

    I take it you haven't been to Wilton?? :pac:


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,763 Mod ✭✭✭✭ToxicPaddy


    D'Agger wrote: »
    Sure there's mass female excitement in Cork, for reasons unknown to me - one of the fellas from H&A, who's one of the River Boys, is in Cork and will be in Wilton shopping centre this Christmas or sometime soon - I know because there was an ad in a Cork Newspaper about it! - Does that really warrant an ad? Although to be honest if was Rhiannon Fish I'd want awareness raised! :pac:

    Are you sure its the just awareness that would be *ahem* raised?? :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,404 ✭✭✭✭Pembily


    awec wrote: »
    D'Agger wrote: »
    You'd sit up and take notice as per why an Australian soap opera stars face is plastered across two pages of a paper you look through with your Saturday morning coffee alright, with the headline "Australian Star comes to Wilton"

    I take it you haven't been to Wilton?? :pac:
    I've never heard of Wilton! :D
    It's far from Summer Bay to be fair!! But the Tesco is class and it's a vast improvement on what it was years ago!


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