Guinness n' Rollies 2: Off Topic Chat Thread

CastorTroy

Pembily wrote: »

Do you not drink? I will swap for the box of mint crisp chocolate I won yesterday!

Ok, if you can collect it by 5, it's yours. I'm sure I'll find someone willing to take it off my hands anyway. Who doesn't like a wine from Aldi.

ToxicPaddy

Twas tea and cheesecake for my mid afternoon slump and I just got a bottle of wine from a supplier.. don't drink wine but know plenty that do..

The Black Oil

One more day until holidays.

Agent Smith

Tell me tgc... Do I want another pint.....?????

Pembily

Agent Smith wrote: »

Tell me tgc... Do I want another pint.....?????

If you're not working tomorrow then yes

ToxicPaddy

Agent Smith wrote: »

Tell me tgc... Do I want another pint.....?????

Eh yeah..

Methinks you've not had enough to drink as you're obviously not thinking straight. To resolve these symptoms do the following:

• Go to bar
• Get barmans attention
• Request a pint of beer of choice
• Consume while enjoying the taste
• Repeat numerous times until said symptoms pass.
• Go home satisfied that you have consumed enough alcohol

:cool:

CastorTroy

Well that's the tree put up. Figured may as well in case I somehow have visitors and they think I'm a scrooge. Of course if they know me well enough to be in my house they know me well enough to know I am a bit of a scrooge. Pre Spirits. But can guess as to how well decorated it is that it took about 20 mins to get from under the stairs to finished.

ToxicPaddy

CastorTroy wrote: »

Well that's the tree put up. Figured may as well in case I somehow have visitors and they think I'm a scrooge. Of course if they know me well enough to be on my house they know me well enough to know I am a bit of a scrooge. Pre Spirits. But can guess as to how well decorated it is that it took about 20 mins to get from under the stairs to finished.

Pics please..

CastorTroy

My humble tree

Agent Smith

Pembily wrote: »

If you're not working tomorrow then yes

2 pints ago.... And yes I am... :-(

Agent Smith

ToxicPaddy wrote: »

Eh yeah..

Methinks you've not had enough to drink as you're obviously not thinking straight. To resolve these symptoms do the following:

• Go to bar
• Get barmans attention
• Request a pint of beer of choice
• Consume while enjoying the taste
• Repeat numerous times until said symptoms pass.
• Go home satisfied that you have consumed enough alcohol

:cool:

Mission accomplished....

grames_bond

Morning all! Last day off work - yule log to accompany the cakes - with coffee and coke and a lovely rol;l for lunch! today shall be a good day!

D'Agger

I'm after a ball of Cadburys celebrations....now for coffee

Happy Friday all

ToxicPaddy

Beer and pizza for us all this evening in the office and then to the pub.. \o/

Todays dining shall consist of chocolate, cakes and M&S choccie chip cookies.. nyom nyom

Agent Smith

My head hurts :-(

CastorTroy

Yeah there was tea and buns/doughnuts here as well.

12 Pubs this evening

ToxicPaddy

Agent Smith wrote: »

My head hurts :-(

• Go to bar
• Get barmans attention
• Request a pint of beer of choice
• Consume while enjoying the taste
• Repeat numerous times until said symptoms pass.
• Go home satisfied that you have consumed enough alcohol

Methinks you need to repeat :pac:

D'Agger

Agent Smith wrote: »

My head hurts :-(

I've been waiting for this post :pac:

Pembily

D'Agger wrote: »

I've been waiting for this post :pac:

Me too, arrived later than I thought

Only a few hours left!!

D'Agger

Number of fúcks given at work this day in total:

0

Pembily

D'Agger wrote: »

Number of fúcks given at work this day in total:

0

Number of hours left at work

2

Agent Smith

Hours left before X-mas?

17.5

ToxicPaddy

D'Agger wrote: »

Number of fúcks given at work this day in total:

0

Pembily wrote: »

Number of hours left at work

2

No of Beers after work

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9.....

ahh ya get the idea

Pembily

ToxicPaddy wrote: »

No of Beers after work

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9.....

ahh ya get the idea

Sore head in the morning :P

I thought I was getting better but I now have a shocking headache and have to do a report and have no motivation to do it!

D'Agger

I'm in for 2.5 pembo

Can't wait for a few white russians

awec

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ToxicPaddy

Pembily wrote: »

Sore head in the morning :P

I thought I was getting better but I now have a shocking headache and have to do a report and have no motivation to do it!

Yea more than likely, but then again I have a nice easy cruise home to the Deise land tomorrow.. So if its sunny, on with the shades, some decent tunes and off I go!!!

D'Agger wrote: »

I'm in for 2.5 pembo

Can't wait for a few white russians

Ohh now thats a headache in a glass

awec wrote: »

Xmas hols started 90 mins ago! :cool:

Jammy git!! :mad::pac:

Pembily

D'Agger wrote: »

I'm in for 2.5 pembo

Can't wait for a few white russians

We will get through it together!

awec wrote: »

Xmas hols started 90 mins ago! :cool:

Someone ban him!

awec

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CastorTroy

Everyone's finishing up early here. I have to stay a bit longer.

Panthro

My morning is only beginning....
Bah humbug!


awec...banned!

Liam McPoyle

In work drinking prosecco,classy or what that out on the town tonight with herself.

We shall be in Cassidys from prolly half 7 onwards if any regulars are aboot!

Dravokivich

Necronos wrote: »

In work drinking prosecco,classy or what that out on the town tonight with herself.

We shall be in Cassidys from prolly half 7 onwards if any regulars are aboot!

We have ways of making you pronounce your U's!

ToxicPaddy

awec wrote: »

I've spent the afternoon playing FIFA.

Life is tough. What's it like in work at the moment people? :P

Kinda quiet at the moment, but in 20 mins, when a fridge full of ice cold bottles of beer is opened and 30+ pizzas arrive in from Dominos, it will be epic..

ToxicPaddy

Necronos wrote: »

In work drinking prosecco,classy or what that out on the town tonight with herself.

We shall be in Cassidys from prolly half 7 onwards if any regulars are aboot!

Haven't been to a boardsie thing in Cassidys yet. Must make an appearance at some stage..

The Black Oil

ToxicPaddy wrote: »

Haven't been to a boardsie thing in Cassidys yet. Must make an appearance at some stage..

We don't know who you are. We don't know what you want. If you are looking for beer, we only have it at secret location. And what we do have is a very particular set of skills; skills we have acquired over very long careers. Skills that make us a nightmare for people like you. If you attend boards beers, that'll be the end of it. We will not look for you, we will not pursue you. But if you don't, we will look for you, we will find you, and we will kill you.

:mad:

awec

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Panthro

awec wrote: »

Jaysus, imagine your working day was only beginning...

Here, Panthro me ol' mucker, I'm sitting here with a beer watching telly. :P

Soon......:eek:

awec

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Panthro

awec wrote: »

Soon what? :pac:

..............Soon.....




:pac:

awec

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D'Agger

Got sent home early so Im obviously after progressing to town and now in line to buy both red and green pants, festive much? Yes, yes I am

Pembily

D'Agger wrote: »

Got sent home early so Im obviously after progressing to town and now in line to buy both red and green pants, festive much? Yes, yes I am

Please please please post a pic

I'm finished and not feeling festive at all, feel like crap

Panthro

D'Agger wrote: »

Got sent home early so Im obviously after progressing to town and now in line to buy both red and green pants, festive much? Yes, yes I am

Lazyboy pants?! The best kind of pants!

Awec.....


















Soon.........








:eek:

awec

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CastorTroy

Aaaand that's work done til January 3rd

Galvasean

I'm off to a party tonight... but what to wear???

suit

Galvasean

bluewolf wrote: »

suit

Of course I should wear something that suits me, but what?

Panthro

Galvasean wrote: »

Of course I should wear something that suits me, but what?

You could wear a bin bag and still look attractive...

Swooonnnnnn!!!....

:pac: