Guinness n' Rollies 2: Off Topic Chat Thread

D'Agger

bluewolf wrote: »

i dreamt i was in some strategy thing and i was leading this group to fire catapults at some marauding small army

so there you go

World domination clearly on the brain BW

Blowfish

PaulieC wrote: »

World domination clearly on the brain BW

Possibly, but catapults on their own would be terrible against marauders if the catapults don't have infantry support.

D'Agger

Blowfish wrote: »

Possibly, but catapults on their own would be terrible against marauders if the catapults don't have infantry support.

pfft....support is overrated! :pac:

ToxicPaddy

you people eat too much cheese before going to bed.. all these weird dreams.. :cool:

Why can you dream about something normal like winning the euromillions or being famous or something.. :pac::D

Sonics2k

That_Guy wrote: »

Dreamt I had sex with myself. Felt strangely used when I woke up. :pac:

:pac:

swapple

Morning everyone!

So happy it's finally Friday! Yippee!

GrumPy

Y'all have much planned for the weekend? Have a match tomorrow and a family catch up on Sunday. Would love to get drunk at least one night though, but everyone is being poor and lame. :pac:

Kev.OC

GrumPy wrote: »

Y'all have much planned for the weekend?

Work, work, and more work.

Liam McPoyle

So we went to Amsterdam yesterday around 1 o clock yesterday for the day.

Went to a weed shop and seen a girl pass out,pee herself and have to be carried out by her boyfriend.

We proceeded to smoke what I can only assume was nuclear powered skunk because I went wandering for 4 hours,fell asleep on a bench of some sort and got horrible sunburn on my legs.

Finally came too and went to a sex show where the male performer kept losing his hard on.

Wandered around various bars in the red light district pointing at lady boys in the windows and been total tourists.

Got back to Eindhoven around 2 this morning reeking of weed and shame.

Twas a grand day out!

:pac:

Daisies

Morning all, fear not I am alive!

I've been without internet for the past 2 weeks apart from scrounging someone else's to check emails and the like. BUT I finally sorted out my internet and am back!

So, someone fill me in on the gossip!

awec

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grames_bond

Jesus I thought I had a good night last night but necronos puts us all to bleddy shame!! Fairly epic story!!

How are we all?

Liam McPoyle

Back on terra firma,in a Jock but I have a date tonight so im pretty dang good!

Maguined

I hate working on a bank holiday, there is nothing to do except read facebook updates from my friends enjoying their bank holiday off. :mad:

I am going to have to live vicariously through you Otis, how did the date go?

Liam McPoyle

Splendidly,seeing her again on Wednesday.

Sauve

Evening all, I'm a very tired and lazy git today.
Any craic with yez?

awec

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Sauve

awec wrote: »

Where have you been? Eh? Eh?

I'm good. Lazy bank holiday, did feck all today.

>.>
<.<
>.>

I was eh, over there...

awec

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Sauve

Dammit.
Ok. I'm Batman. I was busy doing bat stuff.
Happy now?

awec

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Sonics2k

awec wrote: »

I'm on to you.

I'm posting here only to say I'm stealing that .gif for myself.

Sauve

It's well cool, innit?

grames_bond

Morning all! How are we?

herisson

Not good! trying to find the motivation to study for an exam and trying to change shifts in work so ill have time to study the day before but i know full well they will just drop my hours and not give me a different shift

But i have a puppy planked out on my feet keeping them warm!

grames_bond

Pixie-Fairy wrote: »

But i have a puppy planked out on my feet keeping them warm!

PICTURE!!!

herisson

grames_bond wrote: »

PICTURE!!!

I called him a pervert so he got up licked my face and moved away with his little bone thing! :pac:

Liam McPoyle

Ah lads,9 hours with a comment like PF made above and no smut/innuendo?

I am disappoint.

Necronos

Necronos wrote: »

Ah lads,9 hours with a comment like PF made above and no smut/innuendo?

I am disappoint.

I twice went to post a reply about it, but then I remembered I said I would behave a bit more in here. So I did.

Liam McPoyle

Booooooo!

:pac:

Pembily

bluewolf wrote: »

Necronos wrote: »

Ah lads,9 hours with a comment like PF made above and no smut/innuendo?

I am disappoint.

I twice went to post a reply about it, but then I remembered I said I would behave a bit more in here. So I did.

Behaving is over rated and you can do that when asleep

awec

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Daisies

Morning all. No power and no electricity this morning. Just waiting for my laptop to die!

Sauve

Daisies wrote: »

Morning all. No power and no electricity this morning. Just waiting for my laptop to die!

Awww you poor thing. Though I am kinda touched that you're using the last of your power to say good morning to us
Hope it's sorted soon...

Daisies

Sauve wrote: »

Awww you poor thing. Though I am kinda touched that you're using the last of your power to say good morning to us
Hope it's sorted soon...

Meh, fact of life over here. I keep looking at the extension cord in the office to see if the power is back to make some coffee. I needs the coffee!

awec

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D'Agger

Right, went to a festival this weekend and I've been trying to organize myself since, whilst continuing to drink on.

Back to work today, shattered....whadimiss??

Panthro

PaulieC wrote: »

Right, went to a festival this weekend and I've been trying to organize myself since, whilst continuing to drink on.

Back to work today, shattered....whadimiss??

Well, sauve thinks she's Batman, (the crazy shyte), daisies has no power (code for she hasn't had a wash in days, smelly shyte) and awec is after forking money out for car insurance (even though he cycles everywhere, the daft shyte)
And I'm off to bed before any of them get a chance to defend themselves, skeeee hup!

awec

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D'Agger

Panthro wrote: »

Well, sauve thinks she's Batman, (the crazy shyte), daisies has no power (code for she hasn't had a wash in days, smelly shyte) and awec is after forking money out for car insurance (even though he cycles everywhere, the daft shyte)
And I'm off to bed before any of them get a chance to defend themselves, skeeee hup!

Well played sir

D'Agger

awec wrote: »

I can't even think of a witty retort..

You need a car at the finish line is the only explanation I had for you having a car tbh :pac:

awec

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D'Agger

awec wrote: »

Need a car to get to the start line and get home from the finish line.

Also to get me back to "da naaaaarth". :pac:

nordynordynordynordynordynordynordynordynordynordynordy

Sauve

Panthro you're one funny hoor.
If I believe it hard and long enough it'll become true ok?

Now. Off to modify a wetsuit into a batsuit.
/shudder

awec

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Daisies

awec wrote: »

What are you like timezone wise compared to us Daisies? Is it +1 ?

Morning all, just renewed the car insurance, dropped by 500 euro!

Ya +1. Update on said power situation, no power for 15 hours now, currently sitting in the hospital about to supervise a clinic, thank God for back up generators.

Panthro, I smell like roses ALWAYS!

Maguined

Daisies wrote: »

Ya +1. Update on said power situation, no power for 15 hours now, currently sitting in the hospital about to supervise a clinic, thank God for back up generators.

Panthro, I smell like roses ALWAYS!

Even when roses decompose?

grames_bond

Hello all!

Daisies

Hey there GB!How was your day?

Here on my work laptop because my personal one got a bit of a bang today and now won't turn on

AND, we still have no water!BUT we have power so I could make dinner. Small mercies and all that

awec

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