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A coke and hookers cruise...

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  • #52
    Eggy Baby!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,142 ✭✭✭Eggy Baby!


    Highly regulated? Bitch please.


  • #53
    wendell borton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭wendell borton


    first comes love and then comes pain, let the games begin,
    love boat captain take the reigns and steer us towards the clear international waters.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t5RXlRytYQ


  • #54
    Sky King
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    The word 'cruise' makes it sound a bit homogneasach.


  • #55
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Eggy Baby! wrote: »
    Highly regulated? Bitch please.

    Ah I mean regular health screening for the sex workers and strong protection from physical violence, making sure they weren't trafficked, clean drugs and 24/7 medical facilities etc.


  • #56
    The_Thing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,017 ✭✭✭The_Thing


    Coke, Hookers, and Heavy Metal

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2gd5ds0CCA


  • #57
    LoYL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 235 ✭✭LoYL


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    Eggy Baby! wrote: »
    Highly regulated? Bitch please.

    Ah I mean regular health screening for the sex workers and strong protection from physical violence, making sure they weren't trafficked, clean drugs and 24/7 medical facilities etc.
    Lmao. You're dreaming of the hooker with a heart of gold. A teenagers paradise. Oh sweet Jesus. It has come to this.


  • #58
    token101
    Registered Users Posts: 3,050 ✭✭✭token101


    LoYL wrote: »
    Lmao. You're dreaming of the hooker with a heart of gold. A teenagers paradise. Oh sweet Jesus. It has come to this.

    Well I'd assume as this is a high class boat, money wouldn't be an option and Chuck could afford high class hookers. Not like he'd be cruising around looking for crack addled, toothless street walkers.

    Talk about killing the dream :(


  • #59
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,624 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    token101 wrote: »
    How about Sealand?
    lots of legal issues there

    It was taken by force from the previous occupants

    Then they started hostilities towards their neighbours, who actually built the place originally and happen to be #4 in global military spending

    Then there were the mercenaries and kidnappings

    revocation of passports

    fire http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/5110244.stm


  • #60
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,624 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Buy a clapped out supertanker


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  • #61
    LH Pathe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,515 ✭✭✭LH Pathe


    Who's captaining this thing, Chuck?!

    .. will pack dinghy. n condoms, of course


  • #62
    twowheelsonly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,270 ✭✭✭twowheelsonly


    Daveysil15 wrote: »
    Where would you get the hookers from though?

    Galway ??????













    (Think about it.... )


  • #63
    danniemcq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    while you are at it you could always host a massive file serving server too.

    also you could probably register the boat with a country with a curropt government.

    To bad FF still aren't in power it woulda saved a lot of hassle


  • #64
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Coke? Hookers?

    What ever floats your boat.


  • #65
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,397 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    As long as the hookers will piss on me, I'm in.


  • #66
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,508 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    WumBuster wrote: »
    what happens when the inevitable happens and bodies start to go overboard?

    They are transferred to "The Good Ship Necrophilia", which is moored nearby.


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  • #67
    xzanti
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,440 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    Will there be Male Escorts for the Liddeees?


  • #68
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,397 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    xzanti wrote: »
    Will there be Male Escorts for the Liddeees?

    That's Chucks job, slip him a tenner and he'll give you the full inch


  • #69
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    xzanti wrote: »
    Will there be Male Escorts for the Liddeees?

    Absolutely positively. Egalitarian debauchery for the win! :)


  • #70
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Paparazzo wrote: »
    That's Chucks job, slip him a tenner and he'll give you the full inch

    T'would be strictly business for with me, Sir.

    You know what they say.. 'never mix drinks, coke, hookers, clients and gambling with business'.


  • #71
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    I don't think any of us should pay for sex, directly.

    Can we call it the Coke and Hook up Cruise instead?


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  • #72
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    I don't think any of us should pay for sex, directly.

    Can we call it the Coke and Hook up Cruise instead?

    Oh you, with your innuendo. :)


  • #73
    danniemcq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    I don't think any of us should pay for sex, directly.

    Can we call it the Coke and Hook up Cruise instead?

    Yeah why do what we do at home is this not a holiday?


  • #74
    Coles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,021 ✭✭✭Coles


    mikemac1 wrote: »
    pm'ed my CV to you
    I'm surprised by the number of blokes who want to work on this ship as hookers.


  • #75
    Sleepy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,269 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    Leave the boat in international waters, ferry your clients, booze, food etc. to it from smaller ships / helicopters. That way you can grow your own drugs all year around on it. ;-)

    Register the boat in the Netherlands and you'd be a long way towards dealing with the legalities of the hookers and marijuana at least...

    Might be a few more creases to iron out but I think we're half way there lads. Now, who has the number for Dragon's Den?


  • #76
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    I'll go,but only if gambling and booze are catered for as well


  • #77
    giles lynchwood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 935 ✭✭✭giles lynchwood


    Daveysil15 wrote: »
    Where would you get the hookers from though?

    From a hookers shop of course.:rolleyes:


  • #78
    Daveysil15
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    giles lynchwood wrote: »
    From a hookers shop of course.:rolleyes:

    Ohh of course. Why didn't I think of that? :rolleyes: Aren't you clever.


  • #79
    Barry Barry
    Closed Accounts Posts: 494 ✭✭Barry Barry




  • #80
    christmas2012
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,827 ✭✭✭christmas2012


    haha thats hilarious :pac:


  • #81
    giles lynchwood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 935 ✭✭✭giles lynchwood


    You could call it the Charlie Sheen Experience.:cool:


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  • #82
    Sean7
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 634 ✭✭✭Sean7


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    Jesus would you relax. I've never used either coke or a hooker.

    Just thinking out loud FFS.

    Does this mean you're not buying the boat? I've already bought a selection of tasteless Hawaiian shirts.


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