Liverpool FC Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread 12/13

BorneTobyWilde

Joe Cole,So smug

CantGetNoSleep

BorneTobyWilde wrote: »

Joe Cole,So smug

My smile would be even bigger if i was getting a hundred grand a week to sit on my fat arse

MD1990

the Joe Cole hate is a bit over the top

ush

Had to watch that in an Irish pub surrounded by a Manc stag party.

Handsome Bob

murpho999 wrote: »

gaelicred wrote: »

Anything from Twitter to make us more depressed:D

You asked:

Football Jokes ‏@Footy_Jokes
What is the difference between Liverpool and Triangle? Triangle has 3 points

I wouldn't start a new career as a comedian if I was that chap.

Kirby

He isn't the only one smiling in that photo. Clearly he is laughing at a joke that had just been told....maybe Carrolll said that this would be their year?

Turtyturd

Kirby wrote: »

He isn't the only one smiling in that photo. Clearly he is laughing at a joke that had just been told....maybe Carrolll said that this would be their year?

I doubt it, I think like some others he might not get that joke.

Liam90

Joe Cole should read this:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1351267/Gil-Meche-baseball-pitcher-throws-away-12m-contract-doesnt-feel-worth-it.html

Sappy404

Kirby wrote: »

He isn't the only one smiling in that photo. Clearly he is laughing at a joke that had just been told....maybe Carrolll said that this would be their year?

Maybe he's responsible for this:

Dr Galen

ush wrote: »

Had to watch that in an Irish pub surrounded by a Manc stag party.

I can beat that mate.

Watched the game in a small Spanish village. Nice pub. Surrounded by West Brom fans. I think I've met about 3 WBA fans in my life (outside of the place)

They were pretty perplexed by Cole as well. One of those lads seemed to know his football and in his words Cole has no ****ing bottle

djPSB

Realistically, if we had a Torres in his prime up front today instead of Suarez, he would have got a hat trick.

NukaCola

LuckyLloyd wrote: »

Really? We'll see how "retarded" you find it as the season ticks on and the full nature of his contribution reveals itself.

I dont like Joe Cole. I dont think he should be near our squad. But to do what you suggested with him though would really make me question why i support LFC.

Also nobody in their right mind would do it anyway, to even to think its a genuine option is as mad as a box of spiders!

NukaCola

djPSB wrote: »

Realistically, if we had a Torres in his prime up front today instead of Suarez, he would have got a hat trick.

Dont start......

klose

djPSB wrote: »

Realistically, if we had a Torres in his prime up front today instead of Suarez, he would have got a hat trick.

Likewise ian rush but he's pushing on these days.

If we keep comparing this team to the team form 3-4+ years ago we'd all go bat**** crazy

gaelicred

BorneTobyWilde wrote: »

Joe Cole,So smug

Id be smug too if i was about to get 90 grand for 10 mins work

Sappy404

Massive pinch of salt:

@jeremy_LFC

Reports arising from Madrid stating Liverpool's discussions with Nuri Sahin since the morning today has been successful.

gaelicred

Sappy404 wrote: »

Massive pinch of salt:

@jeremy_LFC

After today i will believe it:D

djPSB

whippedcream wrote: »

djPSB wrote: »

Realistically, if we had a Torres in his prime up front today instead of Suarez, he would have got a hat trick.

Likewise ian rush but he's pushing on these days.

If we keep comparing this team to the team form 3-4+ years ago we'd all go bat**** crazy

Well I suppose the hint is we need someone who can finish.

Suarez had 3 or 4 good chances today and fluffed them all.

That will kill us over the course of the season.

jesus_thats_gre

Melion wrote: »

Now I didn't see the game but why are people slating Cole? How long was he on the pitch for? It was hardly his fault he got an injury.

He is appallingly bad in virtually every appearance that he makes.

Shortly after he came on today, he was close to the corner of the 18 yard box but stil the guys of 25/30 yards out. He has a few opposition players in front of him and a few team mates to his left. The glory hunting little **** decided to shoot when he absolutely no hope of scoring. It *only* cost us us possession but that sums up Joe Cole for us.

djPSB

Sahin and a striker and I'd be happy.

Move Suarez onto the wing.

Sappy404

djPSB wrote: »

Realistically, if we had a Torres in his prime up front today instead of Suarez, he would have got a hat trick.

We still need a centre forward if we're going to bench or sell Carroll. Suarez and Borini in Wing Forward roles with a reasonably tall, decent finisher in the centre (yes, Torres, but that ship has sailed) and we'll be alright.

djPSB

All complaints about Joe Cole should be sent directly to Woy Hodgson.

atilladehun

djPSB wrote: »

Realistically, if we had a Torres in his prime up front today instead of Suarez, he would have got a hat trick.

It still hurts to see a Torres at liverpool goal montage

djPSB

Sappy404 wrote: »

djPSB wrote: »

Realistically, if we had a Torres in his prime up front today instead of Suarez, he would have got a hat trick.

We still need a centre forward if we're going to bench or sell Carroll. Suarez and Borini in Wing Forward roles with a reasonably tall, decent finisher in the centre (yes, Torres, but that ship has sailed) and we'll be alright.

Yes the Torres ship has sailed but we haven't replaced it with another ship.

delw

gaelicred wrote: »

Anything from Twitter to make us more depressed:D

how's this for ye

Anfield Mole‏@AnfieldMole

So #spearing to #nffc for 3m great bit of business for us #lfc

gaelicred

Do we need Sahin or do we need another striker because suarez does his best work on the wing

Fowler87

A little perspective perhaps ..
Bill Shankly's words after his first game as a LIverpool FC manager in 4-0 loss vs Cardiff City http://t.co/NbEoiDoB #LFC -- MostarLFC (@MostarLFC)

Na **** it we're going down

razorblunt

Meet the new boss same as the old boss?

gaelicred

I bet we will play a blinder against City next week then all the trolls will be loving BR:rolleyes:

livinginkorea

gaelicred wrote: »

Do we need Sahin or do we need another striker because suarez does his best work on the wing

Totally agree...he is not so good in space and when he has time. He works well under pressure.

whatawaster

What the hell is wrong with some people?

Benimar

Devastated by our relegation today. Wait..what do you mean theres 37 games to go and we aren't already down??

Christ, the over-reaction here is unreal, it's the 1st game and pretty much everything went wrong. Lets see how it plays out over the season, before we consign Rodgers and the players to the dustbin.

On a more positive note, TV Real Madrid are reporting we are getting Sahin, the only thing to be decided is if its a loan or a transfer. Simon Clancy just retweeted it.

Turtyturd

gaelicred wrote: »

Do we need Sahin or do we need another striker because suarez does his best work on the wing

Swap Suarez with Borini. And get Sahin.

Hoki

Sahin in the bag.............again

RT @soymadridista: It has been told from colleagues and employees, Nuri has picked up his locker and gone. Sahin goes to Liverpool

RT @TvRealMadridTv1 The new destination of Sahin is Liverpool. It remains to be decided whether by assignment or sale

Sappy404

razorblunt wrote: »

Meet the new boss same as the old boss?

The more that things change
The more they stay the same

Rush FTW

gaelicred

Hoki wrote: »

Sahin in the bag.............again

RT @soymadridista: It has been told from colleagues and employees, Nuri has picked up his locker and gone. Sahin goes to Liverpool

RT @TvRealMadridTv1 The new destination of Sahin is Liverpool. It remains to be decided whether by assignment or sale

Well im convinced

Gmol

Hoki wrote: »

Sahin in the bag.............again

RT @soymadridista: It has been told from colleagues and employees, Nuri has picked up his locker and gone. Sahin goes to Liverpool

RT @TvRealMadridTv1 The new destination of Sahin is Liverpool. It remains to be decided whether by assignment or sale

Don't think that's credible

El Inho

Thank god I was drinking for that. Actually had a laugh.

Sappy404

Hoki wrote: »

Sahin in the bag.............again

RT @soymadridista: It has been told from colleagues and employees, Nuri has picked up his locker and gone. Sahin goes to Liverpool

RT @TvRealMadridTv1 The new destination of Sahin is Liverpool. It remains to be decided whether by assignment or sale

758 followers. 10 times more tweets than followers. It's not Real Madrid TV.

Lads, serious pinch of salt. Assume he's not coming unless you hear it CONFIRMED otherwise.

NukaCola

Gmol wrote: »

Don't think that's credible

Your right, cos its...
Incredible

NukaCola

Sappy404 wrote: »

758 followers. 10 times more tweets than followers. It's not Real Madrid TV.

Lads, serious pinch of salt. Assume he's not coming unless you hear it CONFIRMED otherwise.

Why cant you let me dream!? Why!!

NukaCola

Benimar wrote: »

Christ, the over-reaction here is unreal

Its what we do best. This thread should be called

Superthread Liverpool FC Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours/overreaction Thread 12/13

klose

djPSB wrote: »

Well I suppose the hint is we need someone who can finish.

Suarez had 3 or 4 good chances today and fluffed them all.

That will kill us over the course of the season.

Agree more effective on the wing.

Team id like to see v man city, a win by whatever means would be a great boost after today
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gerrard/shelvey-
suarez----borini

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assaidi


sterling on the bench and used too


Of course itll be cara starting and coates on the bench, I reckon carra almost pulls rodgers asides and nearly makes him play him :pac:

Turtyturd

whippedcream wrote: »

Agree more effective on the wing.

Team id like to see v man city, a win by whatever means would be a great boost after today
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reina-
glenjo-skrtel-coates-enrique

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lucas-allen--

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gerrard/shelvey-
suarez----borini

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assaidi


sterling on the bench and used too


Of course itll be cara starting and coates on the bench, I reckon carra almost pulls rodgers asides and nearly makes him play him :pac:

It's a game against Man City...we need Carra's experience.:rolleyes:

klose

Turtyturd wrote: »

whippedcream wrote: »

Agree more effective on the wing.

Team id like to see v man city, a win by whatever means would be a great boost after today
.

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reina-
glenjo-skrtel-coates-enrique

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lucas-allen--

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gerrard/shelvey-
suarez----borini

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assaidi


sterling on the bench and used too


Of course itll be cara starting and coates on the bench, I reckon carra almost pulls rodgers asides and nearly makes him play him :pac:

It's a game against Man City...we need Carra's experience.:rolleyes:

But of course someone hasta keep aguaro at bay like

mike65

Did Shelvey play against City last season or did I dream it?

jesus_thats_gre

Mixed feelings about today but I saw enough in order not to overly focus on the result.

jesus_thats_gre

NukaCola wrote: »

Its what we do best. This thread should be called

Superthread Liverpool FC Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours/overreaction Thread 12/13

On one hand, you see posts like this bashing some of the negative sentiments following the result today.

whippedcream wrote: »

Agree more effective on the wing.

Team id like to see v man city, a win by whatever means would be a great boost after today
.

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reina-
glenjo-skrtel-coates-enrique

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lucas-allen--

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gerrard/shelvey-
suarez----borini

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assaidi


sterling on the bench and used too


Of course itll be cara starting and coates on the bench, I reckon carra almost pulls rodgers asides and nearly makes him play him :pac:

Then you have posts like this that go beyond blind optimism.

Milkers

I too would love to see Suarez not played as the central man of the front 3, a top quality natural striker would do wonders for this team with Suarez/Borini/Gerrard etc. feeding the play into him. Kess let me know the best man for the job and then get the chloroform ready.

Dont be at yourself

The silver lining is that we had 60% possession and a pass completion rate of 89% -- our highest in over 4 years.