Do you ever perv on people?

supernova84

I sometimes have a little perv in Tesco checking out the ladies walking up and down the aisles fondling their groceries. Do you ever perv on others and where?

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Yes, and everywhere.

Cycling/driving through Dublin is hazardous to my safety.

I am a serious pervy peeper.

Nodin

supernova84 wrote: »

I sometimes have a little perv in Tesco checking out the ladies walking up and down the aisles fondling their groceries. Do you ever perv on others and where?

I'm too fat and old for shinnin up the drain-pipes these days.

Uriel.

Non stop muhahahaha

castletownman

Yes. Have been known to place myself strategically on the rowing machine/treadmill in my local gym just as the women are coming in for their weekly spin classes.

stovelid

Everybody does if they are truthful.

Smegball

Wouldn't be human if you didn't!

Red Hand

If I can get away with it discreetly, then yes. Never stare though.

dan1895

I'm perving on you right now op

Festy

Wearing sunglasses is great for perving.:)

Chips Ahoy

Red Hand wrote: »

If I can get away with it discreetly, then yes. Never stare though.

In case you get caught Red Handed hmmmmm?

CamperMan

supernova84 wrote: »

I sometimes have a little perv in Tesco checking out the ladies walking up and down the aisles fondling their groceries. Do you ever perv on others and where?

have you ever noticed it's always the big fat women that are there stroking the largest cucumbers or the big marrow?

mauzo

All the time, Im so obvious as well!

HES A RIDE!

Then I run and hide because he heard me and Im bleedin' morto!

CamperMan

Festy wrote: »

Wearing sunglasses is great for perving.:)

the mirrored ones are best

leonidas83

supernova84 wrote: »

I sometimes have a little perv in Tesco checking out the ladies walking up and down the aisles fondling their groceries. Do you ever perv on others and where?

LMFAO:) Id say ud like em to be fondling something else:), dont really do perving but if a hottie is bending down to get something ill have a quick look down her backside and ifs a thong or g-string ill cream my pants

keith16

Red Hand wrote: »

If I can get away with it discreetly, then yes. Never stare though.

Indeed, tits are like the sun...without sunglasses, it's dangerous to stare.

Red Hand

Chips Ahoy wrote: »

In case you get caught Red Handed hmmmmm?

Touché! I bow to you, sir/madam!





*Pervs at Chips Ahoy out of corner of eye*

Knex*

supernova84 wrote: »

I sometimes have a little perv in Tesco checking out the ladies walking up and down the aisles fondling their groceries. Do you ever perv on others and where?

You fondle their groceries? What kind of sick bastard are you? :eek:

Chuck Stone

Perving is more of a deviant peeping Tom type of thing imo.

Checkin' out the talent is totally natural - anyone who says they don't is a liar or has hormonal deficiencies or something.

csi vegas

supernova84 wrote: »

I sometimes have a little perv in Tesco checking out the ladies walking up and down the aisles fondling their groceries. Do you ever perv on others and where?

Don't get me started on people like you who make my life a living misery when I search to feed myself. It is because of people like you that I can no longer buy cucumber. Also ready meals - because I buy them it doesn't mean that I am single or lonely. And because I use a basket and not a trolley doesn't mean I am 'available' either :mad:

"I'm not here for your entertainment!"

mauzo

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Perving is more of a deviant peeping Tom type of thing imo.

Checkin' out the talent is totally natural - anyone who says they don't is a liar or has hormonal deficiencies or something.

Anyone who doesnt has Sheldon-itis

mauzo

csi vegas wrote: »

Don't get me started on people like you who make my life a living misery when I search to feed myself. It is because of people like you that I can no longer buy cucumber. Also ready meals - because I buy them it doesn't mean that I am single or lonely. And because I use a basket and not a trolley doesn't mean I am 'available' either :mad:

"I'm not here for your entertainment!"

I think youre over thinking it just a tad!!

leonidas83

csi vegas wrote: »

Don't get me started on people like you who make my life a living misery when I search to feed myself. It is because of people like you that I can no longer buy cucumber. Also ready meals - because I buy them it doesn't mean that I am single or lonely. And because I use a basket and not a trolley doesn't mean I am 'available' either :mad:

"I'm not here for your entertainment!"

Your taking the piss right, otherwise you'd deserve a good smacking

csi vegas

syndeyfife wrote: »

Anyone who doesnt has Sheldon-itis

Liking the Big Bang-ism

csi vegas

leonidas83 wrote: »

Your taking the piss right, otherwise you'd deserve a good smacking

Up yours

csi vegas

syndeyfife wrote: »

I think youre over thinking it just a tad!!

Nope.

MadYaker

Festy wrote: »

Wearing sunglasses is great for perving.:)

Oh man I used to have this super reflective pair of orange oakleys that were perfect! Nobody knew where I was looking.

On topic, yes everybody does it. I stopped going to study in the library in college because it was impossible to concentrate.

3ndahalfof6

is that the french for pissiing

WallyGUFC

Creepin' :cool:

csi vegas

MadYaker wrote: »

Oh man I used to have this super reflective pair of orange oakleys that were perfect! Nobody knew where I was looking

This does not work. No matter where your eyes are averted, even the slightest tilt of your head defies discretion.

supernova84

3ndahalfof6 wrote: »

is that the french for pissiing

Non

Ficheall

You don't have to tilt your head. How the hell did they let you join the csi unit?

Jesus Shaves

i carashed my car once due to perving on someone walking on the footpath

Red Hand

Jesus Shaves wrote: »

i carashed my car once due to perving on someone walking on the footpath

Have nearly done that once or twice. I think I need blinkers.

hondasam

I dunno what kind of shops ye lot shop in for food all I ever see is little kids running around as if it's a playground.

spankysue

All the time, men and women.

Was going into Gamestop with the BF one day, saw a girl with huge, really huge boobs. Turned to himself and said, "Jaysus, would ya look at the size of the tits on her!"...... a lot louder than I meant to. Poor girl was mortified.

CastorTroy

I remember walking down the street once and passing a good looking woman then after she passed I looked up to my left out of habit from driving past a woman and using the rear view mirror to check the rear view.

CastorTroy

spankysue wrote: »

All the time, men and women.

Was going into Gamestop with the BF one day, saw a girl with huge, really huge boobs. Turned to himself and said, "Jaysus, would ya look at the size of the tits on her!"...... a lot louder than I meant to. Poor girl was mortified.

I'm sure he would've at least pretended he hadn't seen her before you pointed her out. :P

leonidas83

spankysue wrote: »

All the time, men and women.

Was going into Gamestop with the BF one day, saw a girl with huge, really huge boobs. Turned to himself and said, "Jaysus, would ya look at the size of the tits on her!"...... a lot louder than I meant to. Poor girl was mortified.

Would you like u like to give her a good spanking sue, ya kinky little minx, your boyfriend would only be delighted:)

spankysue

CastorTroy wrote: »

I'm sure he would've at least pretended he hadn't seen her before you pointed her out. :P

Yeah, he has the common decency to do that.... but ya should have seen 'em!

Jesus Shaves

Red Hand wrote: »

Have nearly done that once or twice. I think I need blinkers.

the girlfriend was in the passenegr seat:pac:

Red Hand

Jesus Shaves wrote: »

the girlfriend was in the passenegr seat:pac:

What did you say?

"I was looking at you, I swear! Your hair looked so lovely!":pac:

csi vegas

Jesus Shaves wrote: »

i carashed my car once due to perving on someone walking on the footpath

Good enough for you.

Jesus Shaves

Red Hand wrote: »

What did you say?

"I was looking at you, I swear! Your hair looked so lovely!":pac:

i was looking on the mirror:cool:

Jesus Shaves

csi vegas wrote: »

Good enough for you.

yeah, you'd think i'd learn my lesson

CastorTroy

spankysue wrote: »

Yeah, he has the common decency to do that.... but ya should have seen 'em!

I would happily see them. You should've taken a pic. Isn't that why they have cameras on phones these days?

csi vegas

Jesus Shaves wrote: »

the girlfriend was in the passenegr seat:pac:

Jesus Shaves wrote: »

yeah, you'd think i'd learn my lesson

Apparantly not, Fred.

Real Life

yes, i often wear sunglasses when im out so people cant see that im looking at them. Ive had a few close calls in the car because of it also.

spankysue

CastorTroy wrote: »

I would happily see them. You should've taken a pic. Isn't that why they have cameras on phones these days?

I wanted to, really did, but himself thought that I'd be getting a visit from the law if I whipped out me camera phone to take a pic after what she overheard me saying....it's one of the biggest regrets of my life, listening to him that one day

supernova84

After my perv is finally over I like to eat their liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

skoomi

All the time. Just wear sunglasses.