Whats your demands?

davet82

FLOWERS to be cut to exactly six inches in height TWENTY international phone lines at her disposal FABRIC in her quarters must be fragranced with pink roses and lilies ALL furniture must be removed from the rooms and replaced with Madonna’s own pieces which she’ll have shipped in.

The above is Madonna's demands before she takes to the stage in the O2.

So if you were a rock star, what would your demands be?

marketty

Bag of cans

CardBordWindow

Madonna's head on a silver plate.

FinnLizzy

Your ma!!!

SEPT 23 1989

A Single Plum Floating in Perfume Served in a Man's Hat

girl in the striped socks

She needs a good kick in the gee.

antodeco

Two naked 'new' hookers. One a virgin, the other a total slut.

4 panda bears with kamikaze head gear

12 gold coloured geese but only 2 are allowed by called Gerry

1 Bright green parachute 'deflated' and over the bed

2 vodka bottles filled with water

100 yellow peanut m&ms

A penguin on a leash

Gizmo from Gremilns

Hardonraging

Ham sandwich and a cuddle !!!

Cee-Jay-Cee

I would demand madonna to lie at my door and act as a door mat and a draft excluder while not doing her door mat duties.

I would also require a horse for me to ride around in my room and a Shetland pony for the bathroom. Everyone respects a man on a horse.

kfallon

Packet of tayto and a tin of club orange for when I come off stage!

FatherLen

girl in the striped socks wrote: »

She needs a good kick in the gee.

some may say a cunt punt

smash

davet82 wrote: »

So if you were a rock star, what would your demands be?

Assassinate Madonna, and Justin Bieber.


And a bag of orange jelly babies, with black jelly baby head on them!

jethro081

two crates of five percent beer

two twenty five grammes pouches of golden virginia

two packs of blue rizzla

a box of filters

some pretty wimmins to help me get through the above.

OneArt

A proud soldier standing beside a giant cup of tea.

SocSocPol

Cake!
I demand cake!
No cake? Ok I,m outa here:mad:

Bad Panda

Beer, whiskey, women and pizza. What more could you ever need?!

Boombastic

Hardonraging wrote: »

Ham sandwich and a cuddle !!!

Ham sandwich and a red light bulb for me please

Tombi!

Someone to take my place on stage, some booze, a TV that shows every episode of Two and a Half Men on demand, a few hookers of my choice, a sign that says "fúck off, busy getting laid, drunk and watching TV while posting on Boards".

Then I'd video it all with the laptop camera and post it here and make millions (somehow).

mattjack

Bree Olson,a Tiger Tank ,a crate of large bottles of Guinness and a megaphone for shouting at gobshites.

Dravokivich

davet82 wrote: »

So if you were a rock star, what would your demands be?

I always wanted to be a soprano

Lyons tea bags and Irish milk no matter where in the world I was

liamhana

'We want the finest wines available to humanity. And we want them here, and we want them now' and 'Two large gins, two pints of cider. Ice in the cider'

to go with the usual riders of ....copious amounts of towels, coke, female zlist celebs (to make an obligatory sex tape)

Anyone

Ah I wouldnt want to put anybody out, sure I'll have whatever Madonna is having.

Knex*

Jesus Christ, she sounds like an absolute head banger. Shipping her own furniture in? Imagine being that fecking precious and detached from reality.

Absolute helmet.

Fupping Grasshole

Someone to wipe my bum whilst smiling and telling me I'm a big boy now.

flyswatter

Guinness, financial times, and a pet cat called Timmy.

Archeron

A complete miniature city made entirely of ham cubes so that I can pretend I am Godzilla as I eat everything in my path.

Ginny

Meh it's her own tour, she'll end up paying whatever the items cost anyways.

Plazaman

I want an orange unicorn. Failing that just an orange.

The King of Moo

I want the kids from Harry Potter to dress up as hobbits and act out scenes from The Lord of the Rings.

Boombastic

I want an iron for me room to make me pants look nice.