Things youth defence hates..

Turtwig

Sarky wrote: »

I hate you all so very much sometimes.

But WE love you.
Even if we think your behaviour is disgusting.

Sierra 117

Sarky wrote: »

I hate you all so very much sometimes.

I think you mean somtimz.

Bannasidhe

STOP. PLEASE.

Ye have no idea what switching from reading standard English to Early Modern English to that is doing to me...it's torture...:mad:

lazygal

Bannasidhe wrote: »

STOP. PLEASE.

Ye have no idea what switching from reading standard English to Early Modern English to that is doing to me...it's torture...:mad:

Nt as much tortre as KILLIN ur BABEEEIES lik de probots!!!! Chus LIFE!!!!!!

Bannasidhe

lazygal wrote: »

Nt as much tortre as KILLIN ur BABEEEIES lik de probots!!!! Chus LIFE!!!!!!

arrrrrgggghhhhhhhh....!!!!!!!

Thou art all dandyprats! I curse thee and prayeth that thy sootkins do wedge betwixt thy asses and thy brains. :mad:

Obliq

Bannasidhe wrote: »

arrrrrgggghhhhhhhh....!!!!!!!

Thou art all dandyprats! I curse thee and prayeth that thy sootkins do wedge betwixt thy asses and thy brains. :mad:

Wouldst that I knoweth the nature of the sootkin - verily, it sounds a most peculiar ailment.

The Mad Hatter

Bannasidhe wrote: »

STOP. PLEASE.

[SIZE="1"]Ye have no idea what switching from reading standard English to Early Modern English to that is doing to me...it's torture...:mad:[/SIZE]

I know I started it, but in my defence I did it for a good reason. Or something that seemed like a good reason at three in the morning.

Bannasidhe

Obliq wrote: »

Wouldst that I knoweth the nature of the sootkin - verily, it sounds a most peculiar ailment.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sootikin

Hotblack Desiato

Sarky wrote: »

I like to call it being "dead inside".

Better than being dead from the waist down and the neck up :pac:

Obliq

Bannasidhe wrote: »

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sootikin

:eek: Eeewwww! :mad: Shouldn't have been eating breakfast while reading. My mother warned me.

Bannasidhe

Obliq wrote: »

:eek: Eeewwww! :mad: Shouldn't have been eating breakfast while reading. My mother warned me.

Isn't history fun.

Finished digesting?

Bonus Eeeeewwwww! point - knickers were not invented until the mid-19th century...think about that....




Clue : gravity plus sootikin =

Obliq

Bannasidhe wrote: »

Isn't history fun.

Finished digesting?

Bonus Eeeeewwwww! point - knickers were not invented until the mid-19th century...think about that....




Clue : gravity plus sootikin =

Yes, knew that about knickers already - It only added to the digestion dilemma (to continue with the attempt, or spit it out)

Sticky feet :eek:

legspin

Bannasidhe wrote: »

Isn't history fun.

Finished digesting?

Bonus Eeeeewwwww! point - knickers were not invented until the mid-19th century...think about that....




Clue : gravity plus sootikin =

Both atein' and drinkin' in it....

endacl

Well, I can't unclick that link what I clicked, and I can't unread that readin' what I read. So, in the spirit of 'share the horror', ladies and gentlemen, may I present my findings...

http://sootikins.tumblr.com/

:eek::eek::eek:

Sometimes knowledge is power. Sometimes knowledge should just not be known. Yes. One can know too much.

Bannasidhe

endacl wrote: »

Well, I can't unclick that link what I clicked, and I can't unread that readin' what I read. So, in the spirit of 'share the horror', ladies and gentlemen, may I present my findings...

http://sootikins.tumblr.com/

:eek::eek::eek:

Sometimes knowledge is power. Sometimes knowledge should just not be known. Yes. One can know too much.

You know that rhyme about the 'mouse' under the queen's chair....:D

endacl

Bannasidhe wrote: »

You know that rhyme about the 'mouse' under the queen's chair....:D

STOP! STOP NOW!!

Bannasidhe

endacl wrote: »

STOP! STOP NOW!!

But don't you want to hear about the Sootikin Sweepers employed by the CoE?

endacl

Bannasidhe wrote: »

But don't you want to hear about the Sootikin Sweepers employed by the CoE?

:eek:

*RHUBARB - RHUBARB -RHUBARB -RHUBARB -RHUBARB -RHUBARB -RHUBARB -RHUBARB -RHUBARB -RHUBARB -RHUBARB -RHUBARB -RHUBARB -RHUBARB -RHUBARB -RHUBARB -RHUBARB -RHUBARB -RHUBARB -RHUBARB -RHUBARB -RHUBARB -RHUBARB -RHUBARB -RHUBARB -RHUBARB -RHUBARB -RHUBARB -RHUBARB -RHUBARB -RHUBARB -RHUBARB -RHUBARB -RHUBARB -RHUBARB -RHUBARB -RHUBARB -RHUBARB -RHUBARB -RHUBARB -RHUBARB -RHUBARB -*

Hotblack Desiato

endacl wrote: »

Well, I can't unclick that link what I clicked, and I can't unread that readin' what I read. So, in the spirit of 'share the horror', ladies and gentlemen, may I present my findings...

http://sootikins.tumblr.com/

:eek::eek::eek:

Sometimes knowledge is power. Sometimes knowledge should just not be known. Yes. One can know too much.

Umm, most of that site is made up...

Bannasidhe

ninja900 wrote: »

Umm, most of that site is made up...

The sootikin bit isn't.

endacl

ninja900 wrote: »

Umm, most of that site is made up...

Can't be. Its on the internet. Don't be so naive.

That's the main problem with this forum! The naievittynaeevity NouveauToffee nativity......... Damn hard to spell words!! The silliness!

Bannasidhe

endacl wrote: »

Can't be. Its on the internet. Don't be so naive.

That's the main problem with this forum! The naievittynaeevity NouveauToffee nativity......... Damn hard to spell words!! The silliness!

I am but a naif waif and know nothing of silliness or hard to spell words.

Galvasean

Ad 'having faeces smeared all over their building' to the list:

Kinski

For a second I thought that said their building was smeared with foetuses...

PopePalpatine

Galvasean wrote: »

Ad 'having faeces smeared all over their building' to the list:

The articles were taped to their (American fundie-funded) shutters on the 13th of February. I dunno about you, but it seems weird that they would mention this 8/9 days afterwards. There's something about this which reminds me of the burning of the Reichstag in February 1933.

Also, has anyone else noticed Jugendschutz stalls popping up around the country today? I went to Navan and noticed them near Supermac's. Seeing them made my blood pressure rise to uncomfortable levels.

Bobby42

Youth Defence seem to hate lower case letters if their twitter account is anything to go by. It seems that the pro life "survey" shows that most people are PRO LIFE and this is a FACT.

It seems that if you put the word FACT in capital letters after any sentence, it automatically makes that sentence true.

"66% of people are against abortion. FACT."

Lingua Franca

What they should really have said was "even when we ask are you a lovely good person or an evil baby murderer 34% of people still wouldn't side with us"

Delirium

Looks like they hate women by the looks of this ad:eek:

Sarky

Oh dear.

Presumably that's another stock photo they didn't get permission to use. How much time before someone shoops the same woman saying "Why yes. Yes I would."

The Black Oil

Perhaps..?

Sarky

Oh. iStock have a Twitter account. I think I'll just ask them.

Galvasean

Keywords: 'real people'.

Odd.

fitz0

Is the really bad pixelly crosshair on the ad or was that added?

Bobby42

You see, once you introduce abortions, it'll lead to mandatory reverse abortions.

You can see the logical progression. Legalise abortion for when a woman's life is at risk and the next thing you know the reverse abortion sniper squads will be driving around looking for their next kill. It could be you!!!!
Killing you after you've been born, but somehow still an abortion.

Penn

I'd still be pro-choice if they were the ones being chosen. And I know what my choice would be.

My choice would be No, because a grown woman is not the same as a parasitic ball of cells.

Bannasidhe

Bobby42 wrote: »

You see, once you introduce abortions, it'll lead to mandatory reverse abortions.

You can see the logical progression. Legalise abortion for when a woman's life is at risk and the next thing you know the reverse abortion sniper squads will be driving around looking for their next kill. It could be you!!!!
Killing you after you've been born, but somehow still an abortion.

Wasn't Jean Claude Van Dammit in that film?

Nodin

Bobby42 wrote: »

You see, once you introduce abortions, it'll lead to mandatory reverse abortions.

You can see the logical progression. Legalise abortion for when a woman's life is at risk and the next thing you know the reverse abortion sniper squads will be driving around looking for their next kill. It could be you!!!!
Killing you after you've been born, but somehow still an abortion.

Large bore rifles, hangin round with the lads.....I wonder what the pay would be.
That sounds awful.

Nodin

fitz0 wrote: »

Is the really bad pixelly crosshair on the ad or was that added?

On the ad.

Kiwi in IE

Youth Defence hate education, intelligence and independent thought.

fitz0

Nodin wrote: »

On the ad.

As bad as the ad is, they could at least have used a smooth circle. Something tells me that whoever makes their posters didn't put that in but some eejit photoshopped it in afterwards thinking it would make the point better.

The Black Oil

Poor photoshop. You should be able to see a foetus in the woman's eye if you adjust the sniper scope.

Lingua Franca

Another thing Youth Defence hates: commenting on the Savita enquiry since the "Catholic country" comment was confirmed, hours after they said "Doctor was prepared to deliver Savita's baby, and denies 'Catholic country' remark.

It's time the facts were known. Click 'like' if you agree."

Well, now the facts are known and they hate that too.

And with the increasingly alarming details of shoddy and negligent care Savita recieved they've also shut up about "safest place on earth for mothers".

Edit: Precious Life have also gone silent on the issue since Wednesday.

Nodin

A number of organisations that share space with Youth Defence seem to have it for contraception
http://geoffsshorts.blogspot.ie/2013/05/theyre-coming-for-your-condoms.html

Bannasidhe

Nodin wrote: »

A number of organisations that share space with Youth Defence seem to have it for contraception
http://geoffsshorts.blogspot.ie/2013/05/theyre-coming-for-your-condoms.html

What an incredible co-inky-dinks!

Nodin

Bannasidhe wrote: »

What an incredible co-inky-dinks!

Ye'd wonder what the office parties are like for that place....

Obliq

Nodin wrote: »

Ye'd wonder what the office parties are like for that place....

Incestuous :pac:

Sarky

A lot of kissing yourself under the mistletoe at Christmas, I dare say.

wonderfulname

I have an image of one guy all alone in a dimly lit office wearing the hat from a Christmas cracker and spiking his own punch... Wishful thinking perhaps...

Nodin

wonderfulname wrote: »

I have an image of one guy all alone in a dimly lit office wearing the hat from a Christmas cracker and spiking his own punch... Wishful thinking perhaps...

.....I can't imagine they'd allow drink. All that repression -

"Ride Me Majella, Ride me the wrong way"

"Call me a protestant, go on, do it......."

"Yes, I took them out and licked them...now beat the dirty lad off me"

lazygal

wonderfulname wrote: »

I have an image of one guy all alone in a dimly lit office wearing the hat from a Christmas cracker and spiking his own punch... Wishful thinking perhaps...

David Quinn?