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The world has just ended...

  • 22-07-2012 11:01am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,508 ✭✭✭✭


    Jim Corr & Steve Staunton have decreed that the only people that survived are posters in AH.

    How can you help this new worlds future?

    Will you assist in the Trim based reproduction scheme? ( if so please state your age / sex / reasons why you should be chosen.

    At the moment Jim wants a hierarchical structure with assigned roles, therefore please state your preferred role and reasons why you would be good at it.

    Steve however just wants to go with the flow as he believes that things will work out.

    Let the new world begin....


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Jim Corr and Steve Staunton?

    Where do I sign myself out?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,943 ✭✭✭abouttobebanned


    We all have to go to Trim? What? Sorry what's your question again?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,295 ✭✭✭Joe10000


    If only it wasn't Trim.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,959 ✭✭✭Jesus Shaves


    I'll enlist for the position of head reproduction specialist


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,629 ✭✭✭TheBody


    I call dibs on the position of Junior Vice President!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    I'm the gaffer


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    I'm surprised by this, I thought everybody liked trim.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭Scioch


    Every man for himself, start gathering arms and supplies !!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Thrill wrote: »
    I'm surprised by this, I thought everybody liked trim.

    no


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭Donnielighto


    Going by the ArmA 2 Zombie thread we are all going to turn into shoot first ask questions later people. I would like to go with the flow, I'm a very flowy person.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,010 ✭✭✭ringadingding


    *puts pool balls in a sock*

    Im the farkin daddy now


  • Registered Users Posts: 353 ✭✭ComfyKnickers


    I'll be on charge of making the tea if that's okay with everyone. :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,795 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    Club mike65 to death. By killing him I gain his post count and the resultant status in this new society.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    I declare myself king and claim first rights to all the ah women!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    I'll be on charge of making the tea if that's okay with everyone. :p


    Depends, can I try them knickers on? My boxers are tearing into me.:mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 606 ✭✭✭Jammy Donut


    Should start by getting the population back up.....


    Ladies form an orderly que please!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    ComfyKnickers

    :D

    I like the username, so yes...you can make the tea.

    No sugar for me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,508 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    Jim said he likes the attitude of "TheBody".

    Steve says that he thinks that he was "abouttobebanned" in a previous life. He would like to meet for a cup of coffee, or maybe tea, or a coke, or maybe a 7UP.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 794 ✭✭✭bluecode


    Given the way threads on Boards descend into pitched battles most of the time. It could get very nasty in real life.

    On the other hand, if only Boards people survived. Then would be a disproportionate amount of nerds and geeks and few women. This would be an opportunity for those of us who can handle a gun to take over and dominate the rest. We of the elite leadership group would take the ladies for ourselves. But I'm there'll be a stock of blow up dolls for the nerds. They'll think it's an improvement over their right or indeed left hands.

    First off I would track down and eliminate Steve Staunton and Jim Corr. This would make me very popular indeed and help establish myself as positive leader. I would establish myself in the ruins of Dublin, renamed after me and proceed to dominate the country. Cork would be laid waste, fenced in and all Cork people exiled to Wales. The only other place that understands the Cork accent.

    Soon we would all be living in a benign paradise led by me. Anyone who disagrees will be exiled to Cork prison camp.

    Can't wait.:cool:


  • Registered Users Posts: 26 lolz81


    I'm happy to donate my eggs to help boost the population, but I'm not popping out any sprogs of me own.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,508 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    "boost the population"

    It's not about boosting the population. It's about having a note refined, intelligent population in the future.

    Please state why your eggs are better that other eggs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,036 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    Trim-based reproduction scheme? Just what are they going to trim, then? :eek:

    A semi-serious answer: when the drinking water and sewer systems pack up, we're all dead of Cholera anyway.

    Death has this much to be said for it:
    You don’t have to get out of bed for it.
    Wherever you happen to be
    They bring it to you—free.

    — Kingsley Amis



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭Scioch


    Yeah we dont want people breeding like rats and wasting the resources. We need a controlled population of intelligent/decent people and we will have a society with abundant resources for a long long time.

    But I'm sure we all have differing views and will set up our own little groups. Seeing as only boards AH users survived, I'll be on a boat to somewhere nice to set up my new society. Enjoy your new life in Trim.


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