Annoying housemates

hondasam

blacklilly wrote: »

My doctor told me to rant about my housemates on boards, said that would help....he was wrong

Get a second opinion.

blacklilly

gara wrote: »

blacklilly wrote: »

I am a nice person, I swear

I've never once in my life heard a truly nice person say that

There's a first for everything;)

Smeggy

Dont you know everyone is self-righteous on the internet!
I've lived with some mega annoying people in my time, I see where you're coming from-- you have your rant!

Sauve

hondasam wrote: »

Get a second opinion.

Jesus hondsam slagging is one thing but you've lit on the OP at every opportunity here - give it a rest maybe?

blacklilly

Sauve wrote: »

Jesus hondsam slagging is one thing but you've lit on the OP at every opportunity here - give it a rest maybe?

Maybe hondasam thinks I'm their house mate

blacklilly

kfallon wrote: »

Not sure anyone wants my sense of humour tho

I'll take it

nibtrix

OP, get access to the Ranting and Raving forum, there's an "I hate my housemates" thread that you would fit right into.

hondasam

blacklilly wrote: »

Maybe hondasam thinks I'm their house mate

Hondasam lives alone. Housemates would annoy me tbh. I would hate having the place untidy etc.

kfallon

blacklilly wrote: »

I'll take it

As an actress said to a bishop

Eve_Dublin

hondasam wrote: »

Rent a one bed apartment no one to bother you then. I don't understand people who share and then expect everyone to live by their rules.

hondasam wrote: »

Have you thought it might be you that's wrong here?

Do they get on with each other?

hondasam wrote: »

In that case why not just do your own thing and let them do theirs.
Coming on here bitching about them only serves to make you look bad and them look like saints to put up with you. Sorry.

hondasam wrote: »

why do people assume they can come on here post crap about housemates or what ever and we will all think it's funny.
It usually makes them look bad not the other way round.

hondasam wrote: »

Sorry next time maybe include in your op that you are not perfect either and don't make everyone else out to be bitches.

What a tirade! Let's never ever EVER live together, okay?

The thing is, OP, is that you definitely do things that annoy your flatmates. Everyone does. It's just really arrogant to make out that they're really irritating while you're totally grand. I can guarantee that you have annoying habits, whether it's talking loudly on the phone, banging around at night, leaving your clothes in the washer too long, hair in the plughole, being selfish/rude..I guarantee that you annoy them as much as they annoy you.

blacklilly

kfallon wrote: »

blacklilly wrote: »

I'll take it

As an actress said to a bishop

I'm not an actress, are you a bishop?

kfallon

Zander Blue Zenith wrote: »

The thing is, OP, is that you definitely do things that annoy your flatmates. Everyone does. It's just really arrogant to make out that they're really irritating while you're totally grand. I can guarantee that you have annoying habits, whether it's talking loudly on the phone, banging around at night, leaving your clothes in the washer too long, hair in the plughole, being selfish/rude..I guarantee that you annoy them as much as they annoy you.

Apparently she's a disaster for skiddies in the jax :pac:

Gummy Panda

kfallon wrote: »

Apparently she's a disaster for skiddies in the jax :pac:

Thats you kfallon. Stop projecting your flaws onto others :pac:

kfallon

blacklilly wrote: »

I'm not an actress, are you a bishop?

No! But I have one

blacklilly

Zander Blue Zenith wrote: »

The thing is, OP, is that you definitely do things that annoy your flatmates. Everyone does. It's just really arrogant to make out that they're really irritating while you're totally grand. I can guarantee that you have annoying habits, whether it's talking loudly on the phone, banging around at night, leaving your clothes in the washer too long, hair in the plughole, being selfish/rude..I guarantee that you annoy them as much as they annoy you.

My comment about me being totally normal and sound was meant to be taken in jest. This is after hours isn't it?
I don't for one second think I don't annoy them occasionally.
Btw all the things you mentioned above.....I do none of them

kfallon

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Thats you kfallon. Stop projecting your flaws onto others :pac:

I have a trusty toilet brush thank you very much :mad:

Eve_Dublin

Definitely took your, "I'm normal and sound" comment as a joke. Over some people's heads whooooooosh!

blacklilly

kfallon wrote: »

No! But I have one

How'd you manage that?

blacklilly

blacklilly wrote: »

My comment about me being totally normal and sound was meant to be taken in jest. This is after hours isn't it?
I don't for one second think I don't annoy them occasionally.
Btw all the things you mentioned above.....I do none of them

You don't THINK you do. Nobody ever thinks they're an annoying flatmate. That's the point. I get that your comment was meant in jest (obviously!) but you obviously actually believe that. They're really irritating flatmates/people while you just annoy them 'occasionally'. Uh-huh. :rolleyes: You might not do these things but the point is, you definitely have annoying habits.

One of the most hilarious things I ever heard was when my flatmate was slagging me off when she thought I was out. She complained that I talked on Skype until 11pm, came home 'late' and woke her up (she was a light sleeper and just the door closing would wake her up), occasionally forgot to turn on the extractor fan and that I got up 'too early' (7am, started work at 8.30) and woke her up because the bathroom light shone into her bedroom (???) She seriously thought this made me the worst flatmate in the world, while she regularly left piles of dishes and dirty clothes around the flat (including knickers soaked with period blood), trimmed her fringe and left the hair in the bathroom sink, never used deodorant...yet she was totally oblivious to all this. She genuinely thought she was a great flatmate. Gave me a good laugh to listen to anyway, before I moved out the next week. Point is, NOBODY thinks they're a bad housemate. Most reasonable people accept that they're going to annoy each other a bit.

KeithM89_old

hondasam wrote: »

Sorry next time maybe include in your op that you are not perfect either and don't make everyone else out to be bitches.

Dont post here again, more thread spoiling

blacklilly

I never said they ALWAYS annoy me, on occasion they do as I'm sure on occasion I annoy them

kfallon

blacklilly wrote: »

I never said they ALWAYS annoy me, on occasion they do as I'm sure on occasion I annoy them

It's ok, you've explained yourself more than enough already

blacklilly

blacklilly wrote: »

I never said they ALWAYS annoy me, on occasion they do as I'm sure on occasion I annoy them

That's called living with people. They don't even sound bad IMO...think you're being a bit unfair!

3ndahalfof6

Zander Blue Zenith wrote: »

You don't THINK you do. Nobody ever thinks they're an annoying flatmate. That's the point. I get that your comment was meant in jest (obviously!) but you obviously actually believe that. They're really irritating flatmates/people while you just annoy them 'occasionally'. Uh-huh. :rolleyes: You might not do these things but the point is, you definitely have annoying habits.

One of the most hilarious things I ever heard was when my flatmate was slagging me off when she thought I was out. She complained that I talked on Skype until 11pm, came home 'late' and woke her up (she was a light sleeper and just the door closing would wake her up), occasionally forgot to turn on the extractor fan and that I got up 'too early' (7am, started work at 8.30) and woke her up because the bathroom light shone into her bedroom (???) She seriously thought this made me the worst flatmate in the world, while she regularly left piles of dishes and dirty clothes around the flat (including knickers soaked with period blood), trimmed her fringe and left the hair in the bathroom sink, never used deodorant...yet she was totally oblivious to all this. She genuinely thought she was a great flatmate. Gave me a good laugh to listen to anyway, before I moved out the next week. Point is, NOBODY thinks they're a bad housemate. Most reasonable people accept that they're going to annoy each other a bit.

How do you know it was period blood, is it a different colour to blood you have from a cut, or were you in her knickers when she was (I get it very hard to talk about this type of thing) in her cycle,

anyway hi OP were all annoying at times its learning to accept other peoples failings which enable us to live together, (not me and you) people in general.

3ndahalfof6

3ndahalfof6 wrote: »

How do you know it was period blood, is it a different colour to blood you have from a cut, or were you in her knickers when she was (I get it very hard to talk about this type of thing) in her cycle,

anyway hi OP were all annoying at times its learning to accept other peoples failings which enable us to live together, (not me and you) people in general.

You can pretty much assume that a large amount of blood in someone's knickers is period blood. Now you mention it, maybe she cut her vag shaving and bled everywhere. That makes it so much better!

Sauve

3ndahalfof6 wrote: »

How do you know it was period blood, is it a different colour to blood you have from a cut

Zander Blue Zenith wrote: »

You can pretty much assume that a large amount of blood in someone's knickers is period blood. Now you mention it, maybe she cut her vag shaving and bled everywhere.

/puts fingers in ears....
lalalalalalalalalalala

3ndahalfof6

Zander Blue Zenith wrote: »

You can pretty much assume that a large amount of blood in someone's knickers is period blood. Now you mention it, maybe she cut her vag shaving and bled everywhere. That makes it so much better!

Well this is it, sometimes you have to think outside the box, she might of fell on a sword.

kfallon

3ndahalfof6 wrote: »

Well this is it, sometimes you have to think outside the box, she might of fell on a sword.

Tbh we're all thinking about her bloody box now

Archeron

Think thats bad? Try living,with Alf, Bigfoot and Mr Belvedere...

mauzo

Zander Blue Zenith wrote: »

You can pretty much assume that a large amount of blood in someone's knickers is period blood. Now you mention it, maybe she cut her vag shaving and bled everywhere. That makes it so much better!

Jesus stop talking about periods ffs!!!!!!! :eek:

blacklilly

Next time they annoy me I'll just punch my dog

blacklilly

blacklilly wrote: »

Next time they annoy me I'll just punch my dog

:mad::mad::mad::mad:

kfallon

blacklilly wrote: »

Next time they annoy me I'll just punch my dog

Is that a euphemism?

I bet your housemates get annoyed by your dog

cocoshovel

To be honest, I dont think I ever would move in with other people. I think Id only hate it too much.

blacklilly

kfallon wrote: »

blacklilly wrote: »

Next time they annoy me I'll just punch my dog

Is that a euphemism?

I bet your housemates get annoyed by your dog

No its not a euphemism, if it was would be better to punch my cat.

Also obviously I'm messing about punching my dog, actually feel bad for even saying that

3ndahalfof6

kfallon wrote: »

Is that a euphemism?

I bet your housemates get annoyed by your dog

It could be worse, he might of said box his dog, sorry Syndeyfife.

kfallon

blacklilly wrote: »

No its not a euphemism, if it was would be better to punch my cat.

Also obviously I'm messing about punching my dog, actually feel bad for even saying that

Tbh your housemates must be ok if they let you keep a dog, see they're not such a bad bunch after all

mauzo

3ndahalfof6 wrote: »

It could be worse, he might of said box his dog, sorry Syndeyfife.

Im all for banter, slag away....but just make it funny next time and i might even thank it

pragmatic1

Zander Blue Zenith wrote: »

You don't THINK you do. Nobody ever thinks they're an annoying flatmate. That's the point. I get that your comment was meant in jest (obviously!) but you obviously actually believe that. They're really irritating flatmates/people while you just annoy them 'occasionally'. Uh-huh. :rolleyes: You might not do these things but the point is, you definitely have annoying habits.

One of the most hilarious things I ever heard was when my flatmate was slagging me off when she thought I was out. She complained that I talked on Skype until 11pm, came home 'late' and woke her up (she was a light sleeper and just the door closing would wake her up), occasionally forgot to turn on the extractor fan and that I got up 'too early' (7am, started work at 8.30) and woke her up because the bathroom light shone into her bedroom (???) She seriously thought this made me the worst flatmate in the world, while she regularly left piles of dishes and dirty clothes around the flat (including knickers soaked with period blood), trimmed her fringe and left the hair in the bathroom sink, never used deodorant...yet she was totally oblivious to all this. She genuinely thought she was a great flatmate. Gave me a good laugh to listen to anyway, before I moved out the next week. Point is, NOBODY thinks they're a bad housemate. Most reasonable people accept that they're going to annoy each other a bit.

FFS

3ndahalfof6

syndeyfife wrote: »

Im all for banter, slag away....but just make it funny next time and i might even thank it

For some reason I get it hard to do the funny thing, it is probably because I live on my own so I don't mix with other people very much, so I never really get to practise it,

but I think I am learning from the Boardsie crew.

mauzo

3ndahalfof6 wrote: »

For some reason I get it hard to do the funny thing, it is probably because I live on my own so I don't mix with other people very much, so I never really get to practise it,

but I think I am learning from the Boardsie crew.

Right ok, well feel free to practice on me!

Eve_Dublin

My second housemate here was a bit of an oddball, bless him. He was obsessed with recycling.....I'm all for recycling and would be fairly thorough about it myself but one night at about midnight I heard a knock on my door. Twas my housemate holding the teensiest tiny piece of plastic and he says to me, "I found THIS in with the paper :mad: !".

Ehhh ffs like.....if you found it, could you not just put it in with the rest of the plastic and get on with it? This went on for the 5 months we were together until one day he decided it was best to monitor me every time I recycled something. He'd stand over me while I did it. I only remained patient and bit my tongue because I was paying dirt cheap rent on the place with bills included.

Overall though, I've been very lucky with housemates. Kinda miss not sharing with randomers now....

Badhb

Get a grip OP.

Save enough to get a place on your own, then you will discover the pounding on the ceiling is nothing you can do, let alone negotiate about, and you are resigned to a life of ear plugs and wishing you had people you could at least see in order to communicate difficulities of sleeping or related stuff.
You have no idea how easy you have it.

kfallon

syndeyfife wrote: »

Right ok, well feel free to practice on me!

The words every man wants to hear.....

:pac:

3ndahalfof6

kfallon wrote: »

The words every man wants to hear.....

:pac:

LOL, I knew it would be you, when I read it I ran out the door with arms and legs flailing all over the place.

Gummy Panda

Zander Blue Zenith wrote: »

3ndahalfof6 wrote: »

How do you know it was period blood, is it a different colour to blood you have from a cut, or were you in her knickers when she was (I get it very hard to talk about this type of thing) in her cycle,

anyway hi OP were all annoying at times its learning to accept other peoples failings which enable us to live together, (not me and you) people in general.

You can pretty much assume that a large amount of blood in someone's knickers is period blood. Now you mention it, maybe she cut her vag shaving and bled everywhere. That makes it so much better!

Did you try the bear test?

You hang them out a window and if it attracts bears its period blood. Otherwise she needs to learn to use a ladies gillette.

kfallon

3ndahalfof6 wrote: »

LOL, I knew it would be you, when I read it I ran out the door with arms and legs flailing all over the place.

Am I getting a reputation on here? :mad:

:pac:

blacklilly

Badhb wrote: »

Get a grip OP.

Save enough to get a place on your own, then you will discover the pounding on the ceiling is nothing you can do, let alone negotiate about, and you are resigned to a life of ear plugs and wishing you had people you could at least see in order to communicate difficulities of sleeping or related stuff.
You have no idea how easy you have it.

I have a good grip

Badhb

blacklilly wrote: »

I have a good grip

I sincerely doubt that, considering you are posting on AH about your relatively pathetic problem.