Do you ever drop the hand on a woman/man?

supernova84

So your chatting away in a pub/club or wherever and decide to drop the hand. If I was getting on strong with the girl I would put my hand on her waist. Where do you put your hands?

what

mauzo

Maybe if i was off my face and somehow ended up back at a teenage disco

The Snipe

I turn my hand into a fist and shove it down her throat.

Chuck Stone

I'm not really into the ol' sex-offending myself.

TeddyTedson

This 50 shades of grey has people horny as fook:eek:

kfallon

Tbh I don't even bother with the chatting, just walk up to the girl and start fingering away, front and back

I like to give her a wink and a smile while i do it, works every time

staker

I don't even:eek:

mauzo

kfallon wrote: »

Tbh I don't even bother with the chatting, just walk up to the girl and start fingering away, front and back

I like to give her a wink and a smile while i do it, works every time

That made me choke on my dinner, thanks

TeddyTedson

supernova84 wrote: »

So your chatting away in a pub/club or wherever and decide to drop the hand. If I was getting on strong with the girl I would put my hand on her waist. Where do you put your hands?

I have been chatting away to my friends girlfriend before who has decided to drop the hand as you put it though. A bit awkward to say the least.

TheJoker101

I don't drop the hand,I lift the trunk.

kfallon

syndeyfife wrote: »

That made me choke on my dinner, thanks

No problem but dinner at half eleven? :eek:

mauzo

kfallon wrote: »

No problem but dinner at half eleven? :eek:

yeah I eat at really weird times....normally only have like 1 meal per day as well lol

Mr.Crinklewood

Thought I was in with a girl a few years ago when she dropped the hand on me.

Turns out she was a leper.

kfallon

syndeyfife wrote: »

yeah I eat at really weird times....normally only have like 1 meal per day as well lol

Is this today's dinner or tomorrow's???

BlueSmoker

supernova84 wrote: »

So your chatting away in a pub/club or wherever and decide to drop the hand. If I was getting on strong with the girl I would put my hand on her waist. Where do you put your hands?

In my pockets, no one is the wiser

Snowie

Jesus Shaves

It's grand just going in and dropping the hand straightaway


Until you find she's in the red

Forest Demon

Learn the bowling ball shuffle

kfallon

Jesus Shaves wrote: »

It's grand just going in and dropping the hand straightaway


Until you find she's in the red

Why is everyone on about periods tonight

Jesus Shaves

kfallon wrote: »

Why is everyone on about periods tonight

It's that time of the month

1ZRed

kfallon wrote: »

No problem but dinner at half eleven? :eek:

I'm having two southern fried chicken breasts, beans and a bagel now:D
Went through a bagel and a litre of milk waiting!

I wouldn't mind but I've done **** all today to be hungry at this time:o

If I keep this kind of routine up I'll be bulging in all the wrong places soon enough:/

Gummy Panda

Yes. Yes I have lol

mauzo

1ZRed wrote: »

I'm having two southern fried chicken breasts, beans and a bagel now:D
Went through a bagel and a litre of milk waiting!

I wouldn't mind but I've done **** all today to be hungry at this time:o

If I keep this kind of routine up I'll be bulging in all the wrong places soon enough:/

F*ck me your dinner sounds revolting.....

kfallon

1ZRed wrote: »

I'm having two southern fried chicken breasts, beans and a bagel now:D
Went through a bagel and a litre of milk waiting!

That's the makings of one serious Dutch Oven later on

BlueSmoker

kfallon wrote: »

Why is everyone on about periods tonight

It must be that time of the month, through our posts we are in **syche (**sounds like sink) (crap I could spell that word a minute ago)

MadYaker

Sync.

3ndahalfof6

I live on my own.

mauzo

kfallon wrote: »

Is this today's dinner or tomorrow's???

Just saw this now, I wish i could thank it twice!!!

jurahnimoh

If its a lady i lower the hand but when i get a durty bitch i drop the paw

kfallon

syndeyfife wrote: »

Just saw this now, I wish i could thank it twice!!!

Your acknowledgement is more than enough

cock robin

supernova84 wrote: »

So your chatting away in a pub/club or wherever and decide to drop the hand. If I was getting on strong with the girl I would put my hand on her waist. Where do you put your hands?

On yer ma

MadYaker

cock robin wrote: »

On yer ma

Mods! Infract this man!

cock robin

kfallon wrote: »

Tbh I don't even bother with the chatting, just walk up to the girl and start fingering away, front and back

I like to give her a wink and a smile and €50 while i do it, works every time

You forgot that.

kfallon

cock robin wrote: »

You forgot that.

Don't know where you 'finger' shop but I get mine for €20 and she throws in a ringstinger as a free extra too :pac:

flutered

jurahnimoh wrote: »

If its a lady i lower the hand but when i get a durty bitch i drop the paw

how do you tell the difference.

cock robin

kfallon wrote: »

Tbh I don't even bother with the chatting, just walk up to the girl and start fingering away, front and back

I like to give her a wink and a smile and €50 while i do it, works every time

You forgot that.

cock robin

kfallon wrote: »

Don't know where you 'finger' shop but I get mine for €20 and she throws in a ringstinger as a free extra too :pac:

She sounds classy dude, yer a lucky man

kfallon

cock robin wrote: »

You forgot that.

You forgot that you posted that already :rolleyes:

Sinfonia

Last night I saw a guy trying to drop the hand on a girl in Temple Bar. She was wearing a skirt and tights, and he was trying to go up the skirt. Seemed like a logistical minefield to me.. Ironically it was against the wall of The Eager Beaver.

mauzo

Sinfonia wrote: »

Last night I saw a guy trying to drop the hand on a girl in Temple Bar. She was wearing a skirt and tights, and he was trying to go up the skirt. Seemed like a logistical minefield to me.. Ironically it was against the wall of The Eager Beaver.

Thats why you put a hole in your tights before you go out

kfallon

Sinfonia wrote: »

Last night I saw a guy trying to drop the hand on a girl in Temple Bar. She was wearing a skirt and tights, and he was trying to go up the skirt. Seemed like a logistical minefield to me.. Ironically it was against the wall of The Eager Beaver.

Tights, the bane of every straight man's life

kfallon

syndeyfife wrote: »

Thats why you put a hole in your tights before you go out

I like your style

starbelgrade

The Snipe wrote: »

I turn my hand into a fist and shove it down her throat.

Not even vaguely funny, dude. Grow up.

1ZRed

syndeyfife wrote: »

F*ck me your dinner sounds revolting.....

That wasn't my dinner at all! That was my meal after I got hungry 4 hours after the actaul thing and I just threw it together.

Poor thing didn't need to be slated to fûck!:(

It was nice!:D

Where To

Romantic Ireland is dead and gone . . . .








Who would have thunk poetry was practical eh?

markesmith

WHY AM I EVEN STILL AWAKE LOL

im invisible

Dropped the hand on a woman/man once, got more than i expected

Brokentime

supernova84 wrote: »

If I was getting on strong with the girl I would put my hand on her waist...

Not sure putting a hand on the waist is considered 'dropping the hand'. I thought it had to be on the knee at least?!?!?!