Stag party gets pwnd on facebook

oceanclub

Duggys Housemate wrote: »

Look, she was a stripper or something. Clearly there were quite a few guys in that room.....

Maybe she was a freelancing English teacher giving spelling lessons. ("Lads, tonight as my last honorary night as a single man, I want to IMPROVE myself for my beloved betrothed!)

P.

Duggys Housemate

oceanclub wrote: »

Maybe she was a freelancing English teacher giving spelling lessons. ("Lads, tonight as my last honorary night as a single man, I want to IMPROVE myself for my beloved betrothed!)

P.

I stand corrected.

housetypeb

Can't wait for the movie to come out,it should be epic. It's being made under the working title "dat dere hotel tooks me money".

Jason Statham as the hapless groom
Kristen Stewart as the outraged woman
Megan Fox as the "guest/stripper"
Sir Anthony Hopkins as the hotel manager and a cameo by Mike Tyson as a guest who finds it hard to get a good nights rest before his upcoming title fight against the king of the Knackers.

cyrusdvirus

housetypeb wrote: »

Can't wait for the movie to come out,it should be epic. It's being made under the working title "dat dere hotel tooks me money".

Jason Statham as the hapless groom
Kristen Stewart as the outraged woman
Megan Fox as the "guest/stripper"
Sir Anthony Hopkins as the hotel manager and a cameo by Mike Tyson as a guest who finds it hard to get a good nights rest before his upcoming title fight against the king of the Knackers.

Kirsten Stewart can't pull off the outraged fiancee........... Patsy Palmer from Eastenders.... much better choice!!

oceanclub

It's being made under the working title "dat dere hotel tooks me money".

This has just won the thread.

P.

mauzo

TV3 will be at them for the next series of Dont Tell The Bride now

MrJoeSoap

Favourite Quotations:

"if you were half the man you use to be ,you'd be twice the man you are now"


u cant change wat u dnt aknowledge..



"as is life"

About:

chilled out positive chick ,positive energy attracts positive vibes and dats wat Im all about ,hate tese ****ers who are always complaining wateva will be will be and sure it cud always be worse .....Trust me,sometimes ur ahead sumtimes behind d race is long,sumthings in life u cant change but it will make u tink twice d nxt time ,tell every1 u love how much u care cos u nvr know wat 2mr holds nd most of all love ur body cos its d greastest instrument u'll eva own...xxxxxxx

dipdipdoo

Baneblade wrote: »

17 people @ €50 = €850
so where do we think the missing €150 went?

Maybe her school taught multiplication on the same day as English grammar.

Jake The Fat Ma

why do people add ya as a friend on facebk nd wnt even aknowledge ya on d street wats d story wit dat??

Duggys Housemate

MrJoeSoap wrote: »

Favourite Quotations:

"if you were half the man you use to be ,you'd be twice the man you are now"


u cant change wat u dnt aknowledge..



"as is life"

About:

chilled out positive chick ,positive energy attracts positive vibes and dats wat Im all about ,hate tese ****ers who are always complaining wateva will be will be and sure it cud always be worse .....Trust me,sometimes ur ahead sumtimes behind d race is long,sumthings in life u cant change but it will make u tink twice d nxt time ,tell every1 u love how much u care cos u nvr know wat 2mr holds nd most of all love ur body cos its d greastest instrument u'll eva own...xxxxxxx

All very positive. She is clearly deliberately writing in txt speak. I mean she can spell complaining, sometimes - but only once, the other times it's sumtimes - positive, and instrument.

I dont get that tendency to deliberately misspell.

Dublin Chick

She nearly got acknowledge right......aknowledge is pretty impressive for her in fairness.

Wacker The Attacker

Brummytom has got an honourable mention on Joe.ie

http://www.joe.ie/news-politics/current-affairs/fiancee-discovers-truth-about-stag-party-after-hotel-complaint-backfires-on-facebook-0027156-1

celt262

Stag party back in hotel at 1.06am, now that wasn't much of a party.

rgmmg

rom wrote: »

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Stagitie/119948308036934

"Stagit.ie Is Ireland's Leader In Hen & Stag Party Packages Making Your Last Night Of Freedom one To Remember For The Rest Of Your Life."

Not The Arrest :pac:

Duggys Housemate

celt262 wrote: »

Stag party back in hotel at 1.06am, now that wasn't much of a party.

My understanding is that it didnt end there.

celt262

Duggys Housemate wrote: »

My understanding is that it didnt end there.

I know that but if you were ever on a stag party you would do well to get back to the hotel at 2.30.

ash23

celt262 wrote: »

I know that but if you were ever on a stag party you would do well to get back to the hotel at 2.30.

You would if you had drugs and were on a promise

Victor Meldrew

gatecrash wrote: »

Kirsten Stewart can't pull off the outraged fiancee........... Patsy Palmer from Eastenders.... much better choice!!

By the sounds of the young lady in question, PP would be too classy a bird....

mauzo

celt262 wrote: »

Stag party back in hotel at 1.06am, now that wasn't much of a party.

Sounds like that was the party!!

celt262

syndeyfife wrote: »

Sounds like that was the party!!

Sounds like they got kicked out of every pub about the place and had no option but to return to the hotel.

Duggys Housemate

celt262 wrote: »

I know that but if you were ever on a stag party you would do well to get back to the hotel at 2.30.

It depends on the city, Waterford isn't that big, licences for late drinking may not be common, and lots of stag parties head back to the hotel where they can drink on.

kfallon

Duggys Housemate wrote: »

It depends on the city, Waterford isn't that big, licences for late drinking may not be common, and lots of stag parties head back to the hotel where they can drink on.

There are a few places to drink until 2am there!

Tbh this carry on has nothing on what went on in that hotel when it was 'Breens' nightclub, you could get in the door by giving one particular bouncer 20p :pac:

Wacker The Attacker

kfallon wrote: »

There are a few places to drink until 2am there!

Tbh this carry on has nothing on what went on in that hotel when it was 'Breens' nightclub, you could get in the door by giving one particular bouncer 20p :pac:

Is that waterfords coppers?

anplaya

maybe about 20 years ago:pac: its not there anymore

Our man in Havana

It is a long walk from the Maryland.

anplaya

Our man in Havana wrote: »

It is a long walk from the Maryland.

:pac:

kfallon

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

Is that waterfords coppers?

It was prob the first nightclub most people in Waterford were ever in, you'd get in if you were 15 or 16! Ah the memories......

I think the last time I was in there at anything was The Wolfe Tones in around 1998 (I think) and there was a big mill up after about 15 minutes when some guy pulled out an Ulster flag and all the morons thought it was a Northern Ireland one.....got 2 bottles of mine knocked over ffs :mad:

holystungun9

NIMAN wrote: »

What language is the original message in?

Waterford.

Our man in Havana

No, It is in Biffoese.

kfallon

holystungun9 wrote: »

Waterford.

Hardly! That'd be some stag night, going out in your own home town and paying for a hotel there when you have a bed of your own :rolleyes:

Oh my lord.....

duinegorm

holystungun9 wrote: »

NIMAN wrote: »

What language is the original message in?

Waterford.

Nope. Offaly actually. Keep up.

BlaasForRafa

Our man in Havana wrote: »

It is a long walk from the Maryland.

you'd get banned on the Waterford board for saying that

Jason Todd

holystungun9 wrote: »

Waterford.

Oh jesus, people don't actually think she's from Waterford do they? We've enough of our own problems. :pac:

wellboytoo

Had a good laugh reading this, and can't stop thinking what my Da used to say to me, " when your mad and want to write a letter , wait 24 hours, then do it" This lady could well have done with that advice.
And a bucket of class....

noodler

She is educated to third-level and still decides to make a complaint in that disgusting teenage text speak.

I wouldn't type like that here.

homerjay2005

noodler wrote: »

She is educated to third-level and still decides to make a complaint in that disgusting teenage text speak.

doesnt say much for our education system does it?

mikom

noodler wrote: »

She is educated to third-level

The third level of Super Mario Bros by the looks of it.

--Kaiser--

mikom wrote: »

The third level of Super Mario Bros by the looks of it.

BOOM!

Mardy Bum

noodler wrote: »

She is educated to third-level and still decides to make a complaint in that disgusting teenage text speak.

I wouldn't type like that here.

I think there is a huge gulf between the different third level institutions in Ireland. This woman goes someway to encouraging that hypothesis.

Lando Griffin

Mardy Bum wrote: »

I think there is a huge gulf between the different third level institutions in Ireland. This woman goes someway to encouraging that hypothesis.

I blame the teachers in Primary and Post-Primary for this who couldn't teach her how to spell or pen a proper letter of complaint.
The whole Public Sector needs a good shaking down, me thinks.

Teangalad

I really can't stand text speak.I have to say though if I was Treacys hotel I would have kept it Private...

BigEejit

They were spot on to do it in public, she maligns their good name => they give her the true story and the she looks even more of an idiot.

missyb

I would have said the hotel should have kept it private only then the only public statement on it would have been from her and people might have believed her story and taken the hotels silence as guilt.

haminka

MrJoeSoap wrote: »

Favourite Quotations:


About:

chilled out positive chick ,positive energy attracts positive vibes and dats wat Im all about ,hate tese ****ers who are always complaining wateva will be will be and sure it cud always be worse .....Trust me,sometimes ur ahead sumtimes behind d race is long,sumthings in life u cant change but it will make u tink twice d nxt time ,tell every1 u love how much u care cos u nvr know wat 2mr holds nd most of all love ur body cos its d greastest instrument u'll eva own...xxxxxxx

lk d lcl yoda dat sndz ....

Bill Shock

Duggys Housemate wrote: »

Look, she was a stripper or something. Clearly there were quite a few guys in that room.....

Wonder did the Groom get to get in first or did he have to settle for sloppy seconds (or 3rds/4ths etc.) :eek:

suicide_circus

Celina acculy iz dolan

Windchime

Had to read the story 3 times before it actually sank in. Why cant people write in English !

Cienciano

I didn't think people actually wrote like that unless they were texting. Is she so busy at being a full time mother that she doesn't have the time to type out "this", so she has to write "dis"? Surely holding down a button to get a "2" takes as long to do as just typing "to"

BlaasForRafa

Windchime wrote: »

Had to read the story 3 times before it actually sank in. Why cant people write in English !

2 main reasons I'd say:

1. They're stupid.
2. They think by writing in that way that they are somehow cool and "with it".

Windchime

BlaasForRafa wrote: »

2 main reasons I'd say:

1. They're stupid.
2. They think by writing in that way that they are somehow cool and "with it".

haha very good. Agreed