What's the most amount of booze ?

AskMyChocolate

This argument got started by myself and my mate after a "skite" of pints. I went home and claimed thsat I'd only had "a few"!

Is there more than "a few" ?

biko

I remember this was discussed a while back and I think "rake" was the most?

Tombi!

I believe once you start trying to start a fight with your own shadow, you've more than a few.

It's not even 2PM, get your arse back to the pub and drink, lightweight.

kfallon

A "clatter" of pints

super_furry

Skip-load > rake.

kfallon

While not really quantifying how many you've had, I've always liked the saying, "Jaysus he was downing pints like it was the eve of the famine!!!"

brummytom

A shitload

Thatnastyboy

A belly full = a heap

a heap = a hill

a hill = a stack

a stack = a skinful

a skinful = a feed

a feed = a rake

All are perfectly acceptable for quantifying pints in my view

Feisar

biko wrote: »

I remember this was discussed a while back and I think "rake" was the most?

I think "woeful amount" comes after. Not sure though.

Any more then what you can drink and conduct yourself fairly normally is more than a few.

Ghandee

We call it a skin full up north hi!

Sauve

It's a 'hape of pints'.

dougal-maguire

id very rarely say anything other than "a few". I was telling a friend that i only had a few on saturday night, "a few glasses of wine and about 10 or 15 pints",he couldnt understand how that was only a few.

if i was completely legless i might say "a feed of pints".

castletownman

Liver cirrhosis

over 9000

FatherLen

shed load?

smash

dougal-maguire wrote: »

id very rarely say anything other than "a few". I was telling a friend that i only had a few on saturday night, "a few glasses of wine and about 10 or 15 pints",he couldnt understand how that was only a few.

if i was completely legless i might say "a feed of pints".

So 15 pints and a few glasses of wine didn't get you legless? Have you got 2 livers?

Tombi!

smash wrote: »

So 15 pints and a few glasses of wine didn't get you legless? Have you got 2 livers?

He never said he didn't get sick.

He could have gotten sick a few times and kept drinking.

westendgirlie

a lock of pints

smash

Brutal Deluxe wrote: »

He never said he didn't get sick.

He could have gotten sick a few times and kept drinking.

Anyone who gets sick so they can drink more, needs a 12 step programme!

minidazzler

A fair bit is more than a few for me.

Tombi!

smash wrote: »

Anyone who gets sick so they can drink more, needs a 12 step programme!

No, no. He probably got sick from so much then said "feck it" and drank more.

As for AA, waste of time. You'd be quicker to just getting alcohol poisoning

Lawrence1895

A truck load, I would say

gustavo

"a good few"

kfallon

Brutal Deluxe wrote: »

No, no. He probably got sick from so much then said "feck it" and drank more.

As for AA, waste of time. You'd be quicker to just getting alcohol poisoning

No, no, no....he got sick from the burger he had around 9pm for a bit of soakage :pac:

Talib Fiasco

8 pints/cans and 5 shots would be enough for me. Not in a state to drive but still obeying the law in most ways. "A few" would be 5 or 6 imo.

mikemac1

few scoops

kwestfan08

Id plump for a skin-full. Second only to a "skip" of pints

Crooked Jack

A small child full of beer

Standman

A large gentleman full of beer.

Going for 1 or 2 = having around 6 pints.
A few = around the 6 pint mark also
A feed of pints = a skip of pints = around 9+
A feed of drink = 8 to 10 pints followed by a few double vodkas and a few jager bombs
An "unbelievable amount of drink" = any extremly large combination of pints and shorts say 20 drinks+

Plazaman

After years of using all of the above, it was only when I done a tour of the Guinness Storehouse that I acquired two more units that I like to throw in :

A Firkin and a Kilderkin. Not that you'd drink them as in reality they're about 40 and 80 litres respectively unless you wanted your liver to float out your ear but still fun to say.

"Where ya going?".
"I'm headin for a firkin of beer"
"OK OK no need to curse about it"

Capt'n Midnight

What's the most amount of booze ?


Diethylpyrocarbonate

It's a chemical that turns into alcohol when you add water to it :cool:

tdv123

Thingymajig = 28 pints of larger & 50mg of Valium.

Son Of A Vidic

dougal-maguire wrote: »

id very rarely say anything other than "a few". I was telling a friend that i only had a few on saturday night, "a few glasses of wine and about 10 or 15 pints",he couldnt understand how that was only a few.

if i was completely legless i might say "a feed of pints".

The bullshít is strong in this one. Yet I suspect just two pints of coke would probably land you in A&E.

fortwilliam

A Geansaí-Load