Whats Wrong With Me

for the last few days i feel tired all the time and my eyes are sore

i dont go out much could that be it

i have a normal sleep routine 8-10 hours

im just so tired


Mod note: no actual medical advice whatsoever. Only witty stuff allowed.

krudler

*googles*

yup, its AIDS.

mickdw

tajd wrote: »

for the last few days i feel tired all the time and my eyes are sore

i dont go out much could that be it

i have a normal sleep routine 8-10 hours

im just so tired

Too much sleep

Archeron

krudler wrote: »

*googles*

yup, its AIDS.

Your avatar is perfect for delivering that cheery news.

Samich

bag a cans

biko

We don't allow medical advice but here goes, try

a cup of coffee

Gummy Panda

krudler wrote: »

*googles*

yup, its AIDS.

Good aids or bad aids?

IrishAm

Make an appointment to visit your local GP. Never take medical advice over the internet.

PK2008

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Good aids or bad aids?

Cat aids

Pottler

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Good aids or bad aids?

There's bad Aids now? Are you positive?

Samich

Jim is dying

juan.kerr

Pottler wrote: »

There's bad Aids now? Are you positive?

:eek:

Logical_Bear

juan.kerr wrote: »

:eek:

it was a clever play on words in fairness:pac:

nice_very

the weather has been very "close" lately maybe thats it?

krudler

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Good aids or bad aids?

I'll need more conclusive googling to be sure.

foxyboxer

tajd wrote: »

for the last few days i feel tired all the time and my eyes are sore

i dont go out much could that be it

i have a normal sleep routine 8-10 hours

im just so tired

Voila.

spirit_77

good **** should sort that out for ya

Shryke

Take some vitamins, eat something, drink some water and go for a walk. You'll be grand.
Bring your mobile in case you collapse on the side of the road though.

Abi

tajd wrote: »

for the last few days i feel tired all the time and my eyes are sore

i dont go out much could that be it

i have a normal sleep routine 8-10 hours

im just so tired

Humidity saps my energy, maybe you're similar?

mattjack

tajd wrote: »

for the last few days i feel tired all the time and my eyes are sore

i dont go out much could that be it

i have a normal sleep routine 8-10 hours

im just so tired

Zombies have got you.

cocoshovel

Go to bed Earlier and wake up earlier. 10pm-6am and you'll be laughing. (or suffering from severe depression)

Plazaman

Get the hell outta the house, go to a bar, knock back beers, shots, tequilas then drop into a restaurant order a big juicy t-bone steak, with fries and ribs and greasy shít, fúck cholesterol, then slide off to a night club for bottles of Dom Perignon, more beers, more shots, dancing, women, men, smoking big kickass cigars and off to the chipper on the way home for chips, sausages, tacos, burgers the works, bring a guy home, bring a gal home, shít bring both home, bang the night away. You'll feel better in the morning.

ft9

Sounds like you caught the ghey. Unlucky.

kfallon

Get out for a walk, you need to be outdoors for a while! Fresh air will do you good

ChopShop

T-Virus?

Forest Demon

Go to the doc but it sounds like hay fever which can bring about Asthma. Restricted breathing will make you lethargic. First year I got it (I was 25 or so) I started with similar issues.

It could be that or river blindness

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/6753003.stm

Pudsy33

You're staying up late watching tv3 psychics, go to bed earlier.

Ficheall

IrishAm wrote: »

Make an appointment to visit your local GP. Never take medical advice over the internet.

That sounds like medical advice to me...

Dangerous Man

You need a prostate exam.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Hay fever?

crazy cabbage

IrishAm wrote: »

Make an appointment to visit your local GP. Never take medical advice over the internet.

^^^ this

How much water do you drink?

I know i had something simmilar about a year ago. Realised that i wasn't drinking water at all (was drinking gallon upon gallon of milk but no water). Started drinking 4 pints of water per day and felt much better and had alot more energy.

Having said that, like IrishAm said, Never tack medical advice over internet (not even mine).

Get well soon

Camo22

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Hay fever?

Or HEY FEVER...

Cee-Jay-Cee

Look in a mirror, can you see your reflection? Some dead people can't see their reflection, it could be case of deadness.

Abi

kfallon wrote: »

Get out for a walk, you need to be outdoors for a while! Fresh air will do you good

There's nothing fresh about that air Falz. I took my bow wow for a walk earlier and the warm air nearly killed me. There was a scrap between me and him to get to his water bowl

jdooley28

Samich wrote: »

Jim is dying

He won't like that

Boombastic

Abi wrote: »

There's nothing fresh about that air Falz. I took my bow wow for a walk earlier and the warm air nearly killed me. There was a scrap between me and him to get to his water bowl

Don't know about the OP

But it sounds like you have small dog syndrome, you need to let your dog know you're the dominant pack member so you get first dibs on the bowl:pac:

jarvis

There's absolutely nothing medically wrong with you. I would however question your sanity if you believed asking for medical advice on after hours was normal!!

I diagnose a massive slap in the face and all should be well again.

That'll be €65 please a revisit just costs €60 you can western union the money to me.

kfallon

Abi wrote: »

There's nothing fresh about that air Falz. I took my bow wow for a walk earlier and the warm air nearly killed me. There was a scrap between me and him to get to his water bowl

I will be out running in it in a little while, gonna be some sweat on, jersey gonna be dripping....well worth it tho

Chuck Stone

You probably need some tablets.

The blue ones are pretty good.

Demonique

mattjack wrote: »

Zombies have got you.

Or a vampire is paying you a visit every night

Abi

Boombastic wrote: »

Don't know about the OP

But it sounds like you have small dog syndrome, you need to let your dog know you're the dominant pack member so you get first dibs on the bowl:pac:

Oh he knows alright, I won

kfallon wrote: »

I will be out running in it in a little while, gonna be some sweat on, jersey gonna be dripping....well worth it tho

The shower after is the best bit

Boombastic

Tap your bed to make sure it's not a portal to another dimension.


My friend told me this happened to her

kfallon

Abi wrote: »

The shower after is the best bit

Na the feeling of exhaustion knowing you've given your lot is the best!

joseph brand

tajd wrote: »

for the last few days i feel tired all the time and my eyes are sore

i dont go out much could that be it

i have a normal sleep routine 8-10 hours

im just so tired

Have you got hay fever?
If not, I would recommend going outside for fresh air but it's p*ssing as per usual.

Also, some hay fever and decongestant tabs make me drowsy.

prionnsias

The consumption?

Washington Irving

I dunno

downwithpeace

Alien abduction, they're taking you up to the mothership ever night and then erasing your memory.

Boombastic

downwithpeace wrote: »

Alien abduction, they're taking you up to the mothership ever night and then erasing your memory.

geronimo look out below
here comes the brother with the offbeat flow
i just fell from the mother ship

Shryke

I just checked WebMD. You have everything. God I would hate to be you.

Pottler

kfallon wrote: »

Na the feeling of exhaustion knowing you've given your lot is the best!

I'm gonna wait till you finish your run then chase you with an axe on a motorbike, see if we can't get another mile or three outta ya. Think how fabulous you'll feel then.

AngryHippie

Glands swollen ?
Fever ?
Swelling, aching or skin discoloration?

your best bet is to harden up !