Whats Wrong With Me

RobbingBandit

I prescribe leaches, and rub your eyes with some steel wool.

Loads of fruit, veg, water, and whatever sunshine we happen to get - soak it up!

Funglegunk

tajd wrote: »

for the last few days i feel tired all the time and my eyes are sore

i dont go out much could that be it

i have a normal sleep routine 8-10 hours

im just so tired

Get some exercise.

kfallon

Have we heard anything from the OP since his first post???

griffdaddy

You have heyfever

petes

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Good aids or bad aids?

Flying aids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XO8x1jmmiJA

Funglegunk

You have a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell.

Tomk1

tajd wrote: »

for the last few days i feel tired all the time and my eyes are sore

i dont go out much could that be it

i have a normal sleep routine 8-10 hours

im just so tired

Probably an Alter Ego combined with Human Chimera, with the other self taking control of your body while you(1) sleep, probably you(2) out jogging and partying or doing crosswords by candlelight all night. Slowly it will become 14-16hrs sleep, as the other persona becomes dominant.

The Tale-of-the-unexpected part is, one of the big time boardies who has posted a reply to the OP unbeknown to themself is the OP.

OP, close youporn, release your grip and open a window.
Soreness and tiredness will fade after a few days

Dr.Silly

Yoga dude.

failing that, go knock one out as often as you can.
Measure how far your jism goes.
If the distance gets shorter and shorter, visit the c0ck doctor.

Edit: If you're female, same applies for squirting

wonderfullife

yeah once diagnosed myself with Pleurisy on the interweb, real doctor diagnosed manflu

granturismo

tajd wrote: »

for the last few days i feel tired all the time and my eyes are sore

i dont go out much could that be it .

Hint, take a break from your computer.

Ring psychic live or do a live cam for Embarrassing Bodies.

kfallon

Dr.Silly wrote: »

Yoga dude.

failing that, go knock one out as often as you can.
Measure how far your jism goes.
If the distance gets shorter and shorter, visit the c0ck doctor.

Edit: If you're female, same applies for squirting

Why would females got to a 'cock doctor'?

Pottler

kfallon wrote: »

Why would females got to a 'cock doctor'?

For luurve. Dr Sex will see you now...:D

Demonique

There's this wonderful thing called a doctor

telekon

In fairness, posting on the TV3 Psychic thread EVERY night til well after 2am can not be helping OP...

ArtyM

Try this...
Take the index and middle finger of your right hand and put them in your mouth,
wait 5 seconds,
Take them out and look at them carefully.
Now place them back in your mouth for a further 5 seconds,
Look at them again....
Now think about everywhere those fingers have been today.

Chucken

telekon wrote: »

In fairness, posting on the TV3 Psychic thread EVERY night til well after 2am can not be helping OP...

In fairness, watching TV3 psychic every night til well after 2am can not be helping....anyone.

Pottler

telekon wrote: »

In fairness, posting on the TV3 Psychic thread EVERY night til well after 2am can not be helping OP...

See, there ya go, no need for a Doctor at all, you just need to cop the feck on and go to bed earlier.:) Simples. Boards can indeed assist with all that ails you, unless what ails you involves sensitivity, or a real illness, or your cars actually broken as opposed to you want help picking a car, or your leg fell off, or your mickey wont work anymore(is that an illness?) or...ah, it's a long list, anyway, you're sorted - off to bed with ya.