The trouble with Monster Munch.

Bipolar Joe

They taste amazing. That isn't the problem. The problem is a large percentage is wasted in crumbs. How would one go about reducing the amount of crumbs when eating Monster Munch? Right now I'm covered, they're all in my beard and even though I surely taste delicious, I look like I have Parkinson's disease.

Seedy Arling

'They' changed the taste of them them twenty years ago. Haven't been the same since.

And neither have the crisps. :P

taylorconor95

I find the main problem is that after a bag of it, so much has stuck to my teeth that they make a squelching sound when i bite

Uriel.

water and a straw... there's a reason the packets are water tight.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

The real trouble with Monster Munch is that they contain less flavour than the cardboard box they pack them in compared to back in the day

Diego Maradona

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

They taste amazing. That isn't the problem. The problem is a large percentage is wasted in crumbs. How would one go about reducing the amount of crumbs when eating Monster Munch? Right now I'm covered, they're all in my beard and even though I surely taste delicious, I look like I have Parkinson's disease.

You have a high opinion of yourself

kfallon

Monster Munch and Chipsticks....you spend ten mins after trying to dislodge them from your teeth

PogMoThoin

Pimmy_Jage wrote: »

'They' changed the taste of them them twenty years ago. Haven't been the same since.

And neither have the crisps. :P

Remember the yellow bags with the Cyclops? Licking the crumbs would bring tears to your eye they were so spicy

Seedy Arling

Diego Maradona wrote: »

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

They taste amazing. That isn't the problem. The problem is a large percentage is wasted in crumbs. How would one go about reducing the amount of crumbs when eating Monster Munch? Right now I'm covered, they're all in my beard and even though I surely taste delicious, I look like I have Parkinson's disease.

You have a high opinion of yourself

Just his beard. The rest of him tastes like sweaty ball sac.

Bipolar Joe

Diego Maradona wrote: »

You have a high opinion of yourself

No one else does, why not take the initiative?

Daroxtar

Maybe try closing your gob while you chew?

GaryIrv93

I love the things but feel there's too few in the bag for a pricey 70cent!

Bipolar Joe

Daroxtar wrote: »

Maybe try closing your gob while you chew?

I do, but crumbs still get everywhere. I have one packet left, the fix that seems like it should work the most gets tested.

ringadingding

You sir, need to shave

kfallon

GaryIrv93 wrote: »

I love the things but feel there's too few in the bag for a pricey 70cent!

Prefer a nice packet of Meanies meself!

Assassin saphir

PogMoThoin wrote: »

Pimmy_Jage wrote: »

'They' changed the taste of them them twenty years ago. Haven't been the same since.

And neither have the crisps. :P

Remember the yellow bags with the Cyclops? Licking the crumbs would bring tears to your eye they were so spicy

I saw the original yellow ones with the cyclops today in the €2 shop.

Samich

No waste, you eat one at a time. WHOLE

admiralofthefleet

they are fecking horrible

fred funk }{

Lads, Mighty Munch are the old Monster Munch. Fooking lovely.

Bipolar Joe

ringadingding wrote: »

You sir, need to shave

Real men have beards, and sexy ladies are attracted to them. Proper beards, that is, not heavily groomed permanent two day stubble.




Also I look twelve without one.

Raminahobbin

I've never had them. I don't trust the look of them. But it does sound like your just a messy eater OP.

Tayto waffles FTW. Nom.

kfallon

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

They taste amazing. That isn't the problem. The problem is a large percentage is wasted in crumbs. How would one go about reducing the amount of crumbs when eating Monster Munch? Right now I'm covered, they're all in my beard and even though I surely taste delicious, I look like I have Parkinson's disease.

Do you eat your crisps like The Cookie Monster eats cookies?

GaryIrv93

kfallon wrote: »

Prefer a nice packet of Meanies meself!

Chickatees as well! Has anyone else opened a bag of crisps only to realise they're stale because of a tiny hole in the bottom of the bag? Been happening to me loads lately!

kfallon

GaryIrv93 wrote: »

Chickatees as well! Has anyone else opened a bag of crisps only to realise they're stale because of a tiny hole in the bottom of the bag? Been happening to me loads lately!

No I can't agree on Chickatees, never liked them from the first day I ever tasted them.

Alien Spacers were nice, kind of like a rich man's meanies :pac:

mauzo

Snaps get stuck to your teeth like glue. Havent had them in years....

Diego Maradona

Banshee bones FTW

kfallon

syndeyfife wrote: »

Snaps get stuck to your teeth like glue. Havent had them in years....

Chipsticks were the worst, I bought 2 packets on Sunday but the thought of my tongue getting cramp trying to dislodge them from my teeth means they are still in my press!

Whatever happened to Mini Chips?

Bipolar Joe

kfallon wrote: »

Do you eat your crisps like The Cookie Monster eats cookies?

I'm half tempted to make a video of myself eating the last packet of them I have so Boardsies can analyse it, but I'm ugly and you'll all make fun.

shoos

I hope by Monster Munch you actually mean Tayto's Mighty Munch.....

http://www.foodireland.com/images/chips/560208.gif

.. is the god of crisps.

Monster Munch are muck.

kfallon

Diego Maradona wrote: »

Banshee bones FTW

Bikers, now they were lovely

kfallon

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

I'm half tempted to make a video of myself eating the last packet of them I have so Boardsies can analyse it, but I'm ugly and you'll all make fun.

We won't but promise us you won't do it in your 'pelt'

refusetolose

some have loads of flavouring while others have not much

wish if the same amount of flavouring could be on each

Bipolar Joe

kfallon wrote: »

We won't but promise us you won't do it in your 'pelt'

I'm not a sadist!

GaryIrv93

kfallon wrote: »

No I can't agree on Chickatees, never liked them from the first day I ever tasted them.

Alien Spacers were nice, kind of like a rich man's meanies :pac:

Meh, I gotta admit that I'm not a huge fan of Meanies, they're alright crisps but Chipsticks, Mighty Munch, Chickatees, Waffles, Wheelies, King, and the plain Tayto Cheese & Onion crisps will always top everything else at least for me, :pac:

cena

kfallon wrote: »

Chipsticks were the worst, I bought 2 packets on Sunday but the thought of my tongue getting cramp trying to dislodge them from my teeth means they are still in my press!

Whatever happened to Mini Chips?

You can still get them. Very hard to find though

kfallon

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

I'm not a sadist!

Phew!

GaryIrv93 wrote: »

Meh, I gotta admit that I'm not a huge fan of Meanies, they're alright crisps but Chipsticks, Mighty Munch, Chickatees, Waffles, Wheelies, King, and the plain Tayto Cheese & Onion crisps will always top everything else at least for me, :pac:

Gowayoutofit you were loving The Meanies up until I poo-pooed your Chickatees :pac:

cena wrote: »

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You can still get them. Very hard to find though

You now have a mission sir!