Death by Snu Snu

danniemcq · 25-07-2012 8:52am #1

Carlsberg don't do ways to die. But if they did...

Extraordinary story of the husband who was 'raped to death' by five wives because he was paying too much attention to the sixth

The man died as he was allegedly being forced to satisfy his many wives' demands for sex in Ogbadibo, Nigeria
A wealthy businessman - and husband of six - has died after allegedly being forced into a marathon sex session with his 'jealous' wives.
Nigerian Uroko Onoja was having sex with the youngest of his spouses when the remaining five are reported to have set upon him with knives and sticks - and demanded that he have sex with each of them too.
Mr Onoja went on to have intercourse with four of his wives in succession, but 'stopped breathing' as the fifth was making her way to the bed in Ogbadibo, according to Nigeria's Daily Post.
Two women have been arrested following the incident in the state of Benue last week, said the report, which used the term 'raped to death' to describe the businessman's fate.
Mr Onoja is understood to have returned from a bar in the small community of Ugbugbu, Ogbadibo, at around 3am on Tuesday, and headed for the bedroom of his youngest wife.
His five other wives - who were said to have held a meeting to discuss their intentions before their husband arrived home - are then alleged to have burst into the bedroom armed with knives and sticks to insist that they too be granted their conjugal rights.
The businessman, who has been described as a philanthropist who 'contributed positively' to the growth of his local community, is thought to have resisted the demands of his wives' before being overpowered.
Mr Onoja reportedly stopped breathing and could not be resuscitated after having sex with four of his wives in a row.
His youngest spouse is quoted as saying her five fellow wives ran into the forest when they realised their husband was dead.
The head of his village, Okpe Odoh, told the Daily Post the matter had been reported to police.

Hardonraging · 25-07-2012 8:56am

i approve of this death !!!

smash · 25-07-2012 8:57am

Did they pin him down and load him with viagra?

Canis Lupus · 25-07-2012 8:58am

Tragic but if I had to choose a way to go.....

Tipsy McSwagger · 25-07-2012 8:58am

That's the way to go out.

smash · 25-07-2012 8:59am

Canis Lupus wrote: »

Tragic but if I had to choose a way to go.....

I'd rather be suffocated by Jessica Alba sitting on my face!

danniemcq · 25-07-2012 9:00am

smash wrote: »

I'd rather be suffocated by Jessica Alba sitting on my face!

If only Jim Will Fix It was still going....

snubbleste · 25-07-2012 9:02am

I'm sure this would attract the same attention if it were a woman who was 'raped to death'

GavRedKing · 25-07-2012 9:07am

6 wives but :

Two women have been arrested following the incident

Also, love this reporting :

which used the term 'raped to death' to describe the businessman's fate

:pac:

Hardonraging · 25-07-2012 9:12am

smash wrote: »

I'd rather be suffocated by Jessica Alba sitting on my face!

OMFG lindsay lohan i hope you're reading this !!! sat night

cade · 25-07-2012 9:20am

danniemcq wrote: »

Mr Onoja reportedly stopped breathing and could not be resuscitated after having sex with four of his wives in a row.

smash wrote: »

I'd rather be suffocated by Jessica Alba sitting on my face!

The wives go unnamed in the article but I suppose it's possible that that is how he went out too, I mean 'he just stopped breathing' is just too convenient a story :rolleyes:

ibarelycare · 25-07-2012 9:20am

How is this funny? A man was threatened and raped at knifepoint and died as a result. I've seen people posting this on Facebook and laughing at it. If that was a woman who was gang-raped by 5 men and then died, no one would find it comical at all.