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Olympic torch - AH style....

  • 25-07-2012 3:52pm
    #1
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,508 ✭✭✭✭


    Who should the carriers be?.

    Where should it travel?

    How should the torch be lit, and which AH user should light it?.

    All of the above should be done in an AH style.

    _______________

    I assume it will not stay lit for long, as someone will blast it with piss....


Comments

  • #2
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,637 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Torch should be carried by Terry and lit by Bubbles with his CD burner.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • #3
    Jesus Shaves
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,959 ✭✭✭Jesus Shaves


    Who cares


  • #4
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Who cares....we have enough to be worrying about with the recession, the politicians, religion, racism, American Gun Laws etc!

    A real AH response!


  • #5
    frozenfrozen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,883 ✭✭✭frozenfrozen


    jesus shaves can carry it as it's passing the newly discovered billion barrels of oil


  • #6
    dmc17
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,769 ✭✭✭dmc17


    Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

    I assume it will not stay lit for long, as someone will blast it with piss....

    In that case it should be lit with a fart!


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  • #7
    Hazys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,510 ✭✭✭Hazys


    Jesus Shaves wrote: »
    Who cares

    Go fcuk yourself Jesus


  • #8
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »
    How should the torch be lit, and which AH user should light it?.

    I'll just check the Cork naked bike ride thread and cross check the females against the KYN thread and I'll be back later with my suggestions.


  • #9
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    OldGoat wrote: »
    Torch should be carried by Terry and lit by Bubbles with his CD burner.

    Old-skool boards references. :pac::pac:


  • #10
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,637 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Old-skool boards references. :pac::pac:
    QFT FTW All your bases... :)

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • #11
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    A fianna fail voting, dole scrounging, daily mail reading, church going traveller.


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  • #12
    Jesus Shaves
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,959 ✭✭✭Jesus Shaves


    Hazys wrote: »
    Go fcuk yourself Jesus

    I would if i could


  • #13
    Hazys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,510 ✭✭✭Hazys


    Jesus Shaves wrote: »
    I would if i could

    You're Jesus...you can turn water into wine, surely you can turn your penis into your vagina


  • #14
    Donnielighto
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭Donnielighto


    Investment should do security


  • #15
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,593 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    I should get to light and carry the torch from start to finish. In fact, I'm so great, I think I should get two torches incase the first one goes out.


  • #16
    FatherLen
    Registered Users Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    bagsy first!


    *runs away with torch


  • #17
    Lawrence1895
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,627 ✭✭✭Lawrence1895


    dmc17 wrote: »
    In that case it should be lit with a fart!

    That won't work, generations tried it, even if you eat tons of beans a d broccoli ;)


  • #18
    oneohone
    Registered Users Posts: 7 ✭oneohone


    ?????????????????????


  • #19
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Let's be honest here, it would go about 3 miles before some comedian ran off with it.


    Personally I'd just use a packet of matches to light the big pot yoke in the staduim, save all that running.


  • #20
    Dangerous Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    If it were an AH denizen, it would have to be a really, really badly done, shitty job of immense proportions. This is how I see it going down.

    AH guy picks up the torch from some IOC dignitary at a handover ceremony, somewhere. Dignitary gives a short, but impressive speech to an assembled crowd of spectators and media. AH guy stands off to the side in his grey tracksuit bottoms, tucked into his filthy white socks - hands down the front of his jocks, eyeballin' some cunt in the front row.

    AH guy takes the torch mutters 'ask me bollix' to the dignitary, and brings it on a whistlestop tour of Marlborough street, O'Connell street, Talbot Street, Henry Street before hitting the off-license, getting pissed and passing out by the spire. The torch is then stolen.


  • #21
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Face Kicker can kick seb coe in the face


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  • #22
    Jesus Shaves
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,959 ✭✭✭Jesus Shaves


    frozenfrozen wrote: »
    jesus shaves can carry it as it's passing the newly discovered billion barrels of oil

    Haha, you do realise that the oil isn't pre-barrelled


  • #23
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »
    Who should the carriers be?.

    Where should it travel?

    How should the torch be lit, and which AH user should light it?.

    All of the above should be done in an AH style.

    _______________

    I assume it will not stay lit for long, as someone will blast it with piss....

    Usually theres a load of torches being carried towards the nearest Nigerian single mother.....


  • #24
    Hardonraging
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,641 ✭✭✭Hardonraging


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Old-skool boards references. :pac::pac:
    OldGoat wrote: »
    QFT FTW All your bases... :)


    Christ that's an old ref, anyone know where bubs is these days ? in fact i'm thinking i prob shouldn't ask ...


  • #25
    3ndahalfof6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    who is paying for it.


  • #26
    up for anything
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,778 ✭✭✭up for anything


    Hazys wrote: »
    You're Jesus...you can turn water into wine, surely you can turn your penis into your vagina

    That isn't terribly clever of you. He'd still have a problem. :rolleyes:


  • #27
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Was going to report this and say it belongs in the London Olympic Thread, but have just realised its only a thread to massage peoples ego and AH status.

    :D


  • #28
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,508 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    3ndahalfof6 wrote: »
    who is paying for it.

    Robert Mugabe.


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